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6 years ago
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steeldog65I swear, it's just shrinkage due the cold
I just got this girls number Saturday, and Sunday she was telling me she was going to buy a new outfit and wanted my input. She sent me a few options and I picked the one I liked best and she said she'd wear it for me next time. I honestly don't care that much, but it's a nice touch to make a PL feel a little special.
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6 years ago
For the record, I'd NEVER tell a beautiful woman I'm 9 and a half inches hard. Lol
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6 years ago
You should tell him "sorry I'm not interested with being friends with midgets. Midgets piss me off :("
https://youtu.be/TWeIxTbxvP0
Sorry you had a bad night
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6 years ago
I think we should abort SJG right now. I vote to allow 183rd trimester abortions, and we let society make the determination if it grew up to be a viable fetus, or in SJG's case had a mental birth defect that was detected later on in life.
They should also allow doctors to do abortions with a gun, liberal politicians always seem care if a child is murdered with a gun, unless of course the child is black and killed by a Chicago gang, or any white person killed by an illegal alien. Funny how we never get an outcry then.
Liberals are the party of since though...if a baby is born with x and y chromosomes does that make them a male?? Not anymore, nope, the child can choose what they want to be...because of science! If 2 of the same genders can't procreate yet they choose to mate, does that make them abnormal? Nope, it apparently makes me a bigot for thinking a scene on tv or a movie were 2 dudes kiss is disgusting to watch. (I'll conceded I don't mind watching 2 attractive women kiss, but besides porn I can't recall the last thing I watched were 2 hot women kissed, now days it's all 2 guys or 2 ugly old lesbians)
Yes good old science, it's only allowed to use computer modeling to show the universe came from nothing and not God, and that humanity is doomed if we don't give up plastic straws and all drive cars powered by coal power plants with batteries full of toxic chemicals.
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6 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
How does no one get your sarcasm? Lol
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6 years ago
You're a fucking retard
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6 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
The club I visit, I've heard the bouncers say you can't have anything with a zipper, so I assumed it was because the girl might cut herself on it. Just to be on the safe side I now take off my pants during lap dances.
Maybe guys try to hide jerking off with a jacket hiding it, or girls giving hj's, hidden cameras, around Chicago could be so they can't hide guns. All speculation.
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6 years ago
^^^We have a new "biggest retard I can think of," not sure if he uses botox or not.
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6 years ago
Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden are the 2 biggest retards I can think of, and their faces are full of botox, so probably some validity to this strippers claim.
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6 years ago
one of my ex's was Chinese, and probably the wettest woman I've ever been with so I never had an issue, but there was almost always foreplay first.
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6 years ago
I met this girl one night, just a tiny little white girl spinner with A cups and one of most amazing butts i've ever seen, but in her stage set she's just dance with her butt facing the wall and play with her little titties while dancing. You'd walk up to tip and she'd "smack" you in the face with her tiny tits. The 2nd time i saw her on stage I tipped her and suggested she lets the crowd see her beautiful behind more, and even said I bet your stage tips would go up a lot. Of course I was a little drunk and with the music blasting and her probably being drunk or stoned it probably came out like an adult talking to Charlie Brown. But she nodded her head like she agreed with me, and then the most amazing thing happened...she put her tiny titties in my face, stood up and continued to dance with her butt facing in a direction no one could see it, and playing with her A cups until her set was over.
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6 years ago
Nipples or areolas?
I think I prefer realitively big boobs, with areolas on the smaller scale and nipples the size of my pinky down to the start of the nail.
If been with some girls that had pretty big areolas before and it wasnt my thing. Silver dollar size are ok.
The nipple size never really made me care one way or another, but they need to be erect. I dated one girl that never had erect nipples ever and it was just weird.
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6 years ago
Went about 3 and a half hours with the ex girlfriend back in late October. Had a few short breaks, but to me it was basically 1 long session. She came 3 times so i guess to her it was maybe 3 sessions. Almost 4am when we finally went to sleep and we needed to be up by 7.
Last time I was with my CF, we went twice before we fell asleep, and once after we woke up. I didn't pay attention to time, had to be 30 to 45 minutes per.
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6 years ago
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GeneraI All your base are belong to us.
I'm 99% sure BJ99 was murdered by Titus32 in Des Moines last summer.
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6 years ago
you're like Senator hot, or more like Senator adorable.
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6 years ago
I've been with some girls at the club that are under 21. Under 21, and any girls that are on drinking probation have to wear a wristband thing so the waitresses know not to serve them, or to swap the vodka tonic with something else. The floor hosts would swap out their glass of champagne with something else. Ever once in a while, I'd see their face light up, when the waitress would either mess up or not care and give them a real drink. I don't buy drinks for ladies unless I'm interested in keeping them around for a while, if I see they are under 21, I'll ask them if they want a $9 bottle water or whatever the fuck they cost. Sometimes they'll ask if they can a cranberry and redbull or something which I think is much cheaper than the water. But not that I know the wristband thing, I don't try to play a part in their underage drinking.
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6 years ago
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IceyI put your ATF on a winning team
I had a waitress I was doing some champagne rooms with and I thought she'd totally be down based on how things escalated in the CR. I asked and she said no. Actually she said "I'm not a prostitute" I stopped seeing her shortly after that, she'd ask me all the time to do more rooms with her and I think one time I was a little drunk and might have said, why, what's the point, or something that helped her understand why I moved on. I think she turned a several of the waitresses against me. Especially later in the night, or if I had a girl sitting with me, I'd often have to go to the bar to get served. A new waitress started, and sat with me chatting me up on night. She walked over and interrupted us and said the manager needed to talk to her, and she never came back. I'm 99% sure she was getting her warning about me.
It back fired on her one night. I was doing a room with another girl, she was the waitress, and before we started I needed to take a leak, so I left, and came back and the stripper was like, wow, she was just talking shit about you, she said I should be careful because you always try to get the girls to fuck you outside the club. I was like yeah, if I like the girl, sometimes I'll ask. This girl was like, well let me give you my number.
I didn't like she was talking shit about me, but I didn't like it more that she made it so difficult to get a beer.
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6 years ago
Daddyfatsack, I knew one chick with dreds and she smelled like the inside of a fake leg
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6 years ago
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LiwetIf she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
Call her daddy's little princess, your your slutty little cum dumpster
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6 years ago
If you live in the Chicago area, I can recommend a few clubs to try if you ever make the plunge.
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6 years ago
Wow, keep those pictures coming <3 If you live in the Chicago area I can reccomend a few clubs to audition at.
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6 years ago
Any bathroom troll or mandatory valet? This review is worthless without that info.
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6 years ago
It's not for me at all
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6 years ago
Keep those pictures coming, and if you do start dancing, you'll have a line of tusclers out the door.
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6 years ago
We're probably gonna need an ass picture too. And if you really want our honest opinions, a crotch shot would let us see how everything is still holding up.