" I don't agree with you ! "

I say it all the fucking time. Almost everyone is an idiot in some manner and this phrase is well needed in these times. People are conditioned to feel insulted if ever one was to infer that they might be wrong about something. The sticks and stones era is gone.

"Thank you for sharing your thoughts."

(Since I'm known for being tactful)

When I want to be respectful and continue with a real conversation I start off with “that’s an interesting viewpoint” or “I am having a hard time understanding” and then I go out of my way to make an explanation that’s detailed and thorough. But still leave it open for debate.

When I’m feeling more ornery I will agree with somebody’s talking points to the point of absurdity, or just say silly stuff to derail them.

You must hang with some real assholes. I say that all the time, and so do most of my friends.

"What are you smoking?" :)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I have say what my kids would say then, whatever!

"Fuck you" gets the message across in many situations so it's an easy go to option.

A lot of the people here have always rejected civility and refused to accept another person's privacy. And so they go much further than anyone would every get away with f2f. So the only way to deal with them is to point out why they would not get away with such f2f.

SJG

I've heard southern girls say Bless Your Heart

This being an internet forum literally begs for shorthand acronyms. A couple of quick ones: GFY, YFOS/YSFOS

You're wrong.

Listed as my favorite saying in my HS yearbook. Known for: "Being right", lol

Who is your dealer? I want some of that

Not exactly ‘I don’t agree with you’ but a snarky variation that I like: If I want your opinion I’ll give it to you

Fuck Off!

What the hell is wrong with you

You're a fucking retard