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5 years ago
Sorry, what was the question?
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5 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
He didn't say he gave her money when she txt him asking for it. Maybe he did, but being that he posted this review, it seems to me that he didn't. The txting also didn't start until the next day, so I have a hard time chastising a guy for trading numbers with a girl.
I've traded numbers or other means of communication with several girls and some simply tell me when they are working, some will chat back and forth, some arrange other dates, and some are very similar to his experience, someone took all my money last night and now I can't pay my rent, blah blah blah. Which some guys on here will turn into an opportunity to find out how much they really need that 200 bucks.
End of the day, I have no reason to feel like they guy is on his way to turning into Gawker part 2, he just got 1 known version of a strippers txt messages.
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5 years ago
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AtAboyStill learning to proofread
Stripper hoes love you??? Stripper hoes that have the plumbing of a man maybe, the pictures you post are of fucking dudes with tits, ugliest women on the internet for sure.
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5 years ago
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AtAboyStill learning to proofread
Every once in a while I read icy and sjg's posts just to remind me of the retarded people on the internet that have no clue. They totally agree with each other on almost every retarded topic. "Great" minds think alike I guess, lol
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5 years ago
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AtAboyStill learning to proofread
If icy is a dude, he is into some ugly ass women, like, use to have a penis kinda ugly. If she's a chick, then she is probably one of those ugly ass women in her profile.
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5 years ago
Had the kid knock on the door this morning when his mom and I tried getting a quicky in. I started a new episode of paw patrol, and was back at with only a 2 minute break.
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5 years ago
I know this isn't the answer you're looking for, but I get pretty handsy at Polekatz. Most girls allow a little bit when the bouncer isnt in the room. Rooms are expensive but I've got VERY handsy in there.
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5 years ago
A few bigger women I flat out rejected.
One assured me that she gives amazing bj's. I worked with her dad, and he was like 30 feet away at a crowded bar. She was a big girl and I wasn't drunk or desperate enough.
Another was a thick girl, not as big as the first one. I knew her for years and just wasn't attracted to her. She told her friends on several occasions that "tonight's the night" that she was going to get with me. So one night she followed me home from the bar at like 1 or 2am. Knocked on my door, I let her in and we talked and drank a beer or 2. I was pretty plastered and tired as hell, so eventually I told her I was going to bed. I woke up at like 5 or 6am and found her in bed next to me, I quickly checked my pants to find them still on, belt fastened and shirt still partially tucked...so I figured nothing happened. I got up and went to the couch. A few hours later I heard her say goodbye as she was walking out the front door.
Also had a GF that pissed me off one night and she wanted to fool around. I told her I wasn't in the mood and I dropped her off and went back to my place. She didn't like that one bit and got even with me by driving to my place, coming inside and forcing me to fuck the shit out of her.
I also had one time in college that I wanted to, but my lieutenant refused a direct order to put on his poncho. She was pretty hot and felt like shit, I had to do the it's not you it's me thing. She turned out to be a huge whore and even bigger bitch. I do kinda regret that one, but after I got to know her, and pretty much hate her, I always loved thinking that she had to live with me not being turned on enough to get with her. She probably never gave it a second thought. Lol
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5 years ago
Ok, so I want to make sure I understand everything. You're basically an somewhere between 18 and 20 years old and you think you're super cute, and you think every woman between the ages of 11 and 38 wants to fuck you. You're Asian, so you have a tiny dick, and you come to a mens strip club forum to brag about 11 year olds that think your cute, as well as 38 year olds that think your cute. You tell these long and boring and frankly retarded stories about how everything weird that happens, happens because you're cute and guys are jealous of you and women all cant imagine their lives without you.
Do I basically have a pretty good summary of your life?
Ok, here's what I think you should do...kill yourself, because no one on this forum gives a flying fuck about your life. Half the site has you on ignore by now because you are the worst story teller in the history of guys that suffer from being 100% retarded and 600% full of themselves.
If you don't kill yourself and spare us from your random incoherent ramblings, at least take a fucking writing course at whatever community college your currently flunking out of so we can follow a story from beginning to end without needing a fucking flowchart. Or skip to the part that we might give 2 shits about, or understand no one cares and just stop posting shit for a while and read other peoples post and figure out how to write something people do care about.
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5 years ago
Have you been asking her on dates or to hookup OTC. Has she said no and you keep asking, and asking and asking? Maybe she laughs it off the first time or two, but you keep asking her to meet up? Have you been trying to get too much personal info, or did you find her on social media and try to friend her?
How long have you been going to the club, how long have you been seeing the same girl, do you see other girls or just the one?
What arent you telling us?
I dont think any of us think your a troll, but all of us think you are a RIL already, so giving us more info will only help clarify what happened.
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5 years ago
At my regular club the bouncers are called floor hosts. They use to have a female host that was kind of the manager over the VIP area. So I assume her position would have been a hostess.
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5 years ago
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IceyI put your ATF on a winning team
none of us hate you for hooking up with those ugly as fuck women in your profile. i'm 99% sure they are dudes, but that's cool with me if you fuck dudes. no hate. but there are attractive women out there that you should look into. not those chicks with dicks...or dudes with tits which ever name they go by, maybe ladyboys???
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5 years ago
IceyLoco is into chicks with dicks or dudes with tits judging by the pictures he has. those "women" are the ugliest I've seen posted on tuscl, so to me that means he's the biggest pussy ass PL on here.
if there was a biggest retard award it would clearly go to SJG
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5 years ago
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IceyI put your ATF on a winning team
Are the pictures in your profile chicks with dicks, or just dudes with tits? Either way they are ugly as fuck, but some guys are into man hands, so to each their own I guess.
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5 years ago
Well according to every positive first time review I've read that are almost always flagged as being a "club ad" it seems like someone from each club lives here 24/7.
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5 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
This thread is still about looks, Michelle is not a beautiful person. The women's whose Instagram pages you usually post are a whole different class of beauty that Michelle will never fall under. Smart people can be ugly as fuck, or they can be beautiful. To most men, she isn't beautiful...Melania and Ivanka on the other hand, I would most certainly get a dance.
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5 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
Nicole, my statement was simply meant to be an insult towards Michelle Obama's manly appearance. On a site where we talk about strippers and their appearance rankings on a regular basis, I assumed you would be smart enough to get that. Even you post Instagram pages of beautiful women, do you consider Michell Obama as beautiful as any of those women? The whole topic is in jest, as I'm sure someone could put together a list of the ugliest conservative woman and put it next to a list of the best looking liberal woman. But I bet Michelle wouldn't be on that list.
You're the queen troll, but lighten the fuck up every once in a while. Seems like you really need to get laid, you're wound way too tight.
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5 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
lol, what are Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell doing listed with liberal females. And I can only assume Michelle Obama is listed on the liberal men page.
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5 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
Resisting only occurs if someone is being detained. If someone is stopped by the police and is not committing a crime, they cannot be charged with resisting arrest if they were not being arrested/detained in the first place. If an officer stops me and I'm doing nothing wrong, I don't have to bend over and take it up the tailpipe just because he's a police officer. The first amendment protects my right to free speech and expression.
If a cop tells me to step back, or sit down, or back up, or whatever, I fucking do it, and I don't eat pavement. if you don't and a cop beats the fuck out of you on youtube, I laugh at the fucking retard that got their ass kicked. I laugh at the retards that block traffic and get hit by cars, I feel zero symphony when a person of any color is holding a knife and the cops tell them to drop the knife, they don't drop the knife, and then the police shoot and kill that person. how fucking hard is it to drop a knife, or sit the fuck down, or back the fuck up, or shut the fuck up. If you can't do that, I'm not on your side, probably in life, I'm not on your side. Having said that, you might get a million dollar settlement when a cop beats your ass and stomps on your first amendment right. You might also get shot, and your family gets that million dollar settlement. I'm going to step back and sit down and shut the fuck up, and probably nothing bad happens to me, and I'll just make money the old fashion way.
oh, and the last story i read about MLK is how he watched a friend rape a woman and so you might want to ease up on quoting him, unless you also continue to quote Bill Cosby.
https://www.businessinsider.com/fbi-tapes-allege-mlk-watched-rape-2019-5
BUT, your MLK quote just goes on to prove my first point, instead of telling minorities in this country that they can do ANYTHING and that they shouldn't give a shit about what anyone calls them because they are just FUCKING WORDS, he was telling people that if they never amount to anything, it's because of years of oppression and because other people don't think they can do it because of the color of their skin. Fucking try your hardest all the time and see what fruit can blossom from that, especially 60 years fucking later.
I believe that should be fucking appreciated.
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5 years ago
A friend of mine, single mom, lives well below the poverty line. Every penny she makes she spends on her kids trying to give them the best life she can. she complains a lot about how she gets screwed over, but a lot of it is her fault. signing up for promotional stuff, and then forgetting to cancel 3 months later, and getting billed at the full amount. Late fees, overdrafts are quite common. Lots of ways she could save money, but she'd just spend it on other stuff anyway, so it's not like canceling a $20 monthly membership would ever make it to a bank account. Baby daddy x 2 only pays child support when he's working which seems like almost never.
minus the child support issues, 99% of her financial problems are ultimately her fault, though she'd maybe admit to 10% of it being her fault. Kids certainly complicate the financial equation. I have an extra hundred bucks this month after expenses, what should I do with it, save it, or the kids want to go to a movie, with 2 of their friends and can they get popcorn and candy...$100 gone and bank account back to zero, if not negative.
it's sad to watch, and seems so easy to correct, but this will probably be her life until her kids move out. Hopefully they see the struggles mom went through and try to give their kids a better life than they had.
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5 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
In your CEO example, working their ass off would have no impact if the dad's CEO friend gets involved. he's not going to say, well, I would give little Johnny the job but Jose and Terrell have been working their ass off. The CE fucking O can give a job to whoever the fuck they want. If Terrell's dad was friends with the CEO, wouldn't he get the same treatment, or are we automatically assuming the CEO is raciest? But you totally make my point for me, they are taught that when a white guy gets ahead it's because of privileged and not hard work, so why would they work hard if they'll never get that promotion? Teach them that little Johnny got that promotion because he worked his ass off.
Also, watch any video where something bad happens to a black kid by the police, and tell me if the kid had a different attitude towards authority, and fucking complied, it wouldn't have had different results. Lipping off you get told to shut the fuck up in any color. Resisting gets your face smashed into the pavement in any color.
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5 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
Imagine being at a birthday party for a kid who's great great great grandparents were slaves.
Despite getting thousands of taxpayer dollars spent on the house the party takes place in, the food for the party, and education for all of his relatives, despite lower requirements for going to college or getting a job, his family continues to teach the kid that he is a victim. That police would rather shoot him than protect him and his neighborhood, and under no circumstance should you ever show any respect to a police officer, their demands are unlawful, and the best way to deescalate the situation is to not comply, and possibly run, possibly fight back, but never treat them like they are doing what is best. Also the kid was taught that the only reason the white kid in his class has better shit than he does is because the white family has personally oppressed the black family for generations.
That's what it sounds like when I hear about "white privileged".
Work hard, earn every penny, and every job you get. If shit doesn't go your way, try again, try harder. Be respectful, if you get stopped by the police, ask your self, did I do anything wrong that would justify getting pulled over. If you don't think you did, comply with the officer anyway. If you were breaking the law, and you just got caught, man the fuck up and take your punishment. That goes for not wearing a seat belt, to running a red light to having a shit ton of drugs in your car. Realize that drugs fucking smell like drugs, so when you roll the window down after smoking whatever the fuck you were smoking, probably your car, and your clothes still smell like that. But man up and take the fucking punishment. You run, things will be worse, you resist, things will be worse, you fight, or spit or kick or fucking sneeze in a cops face, things will be fucking worse, keep your hands where the cops can see them, keep your answers to yes sir and no sir and see if you get your ass kicked then, bet you $100 that no ass kicking occurs when you say yes sir and no sir and keep your hands visible.
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5 years ago
I've missed you
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6 years ago
Maybe she doesn't want you to daty because she doesn't want you to make out with a previous customers dick juice, same with kissing, she knows what has recently been in he4 mouth. Maybe she's doing you a favor that she's not extending to the other guy. You should thank her.
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6 years ago
I didnt force my handshake onto her, I didnt know she couldn't touch a man, once I knew I pulled my hand back, and greeted her with a front room makeout session like a normal person that was respecting her religion.