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5 years ago
GeneraI All your base are belong to us.
Who'd You Rather: Michelle Obama vs. Elizabeth Warren vs. A jar of mayonnaise Not sure what 25 said since, as stated before, he was blocked due to useless fruit cup posts. But I'll make another assumption on what he said.
I get more ass than a padded toilet seat at an old folks home. Then something about how there is nothing wrong with having sex with underage boys as long as you're related to them.
What the fuck is wrong with you 25??? Seriously...some fucked up shit right there. I'm glad all you triggered liberals keep posting, it's actually pretty fun trying to guess what you will say.
Anyway, happy Thursday, glad to know that you liberals cant stop reading my posts and I'm making you just as angry as i make vh_kicks. Some day you liberals will rise to power again, maybe before a 3rd world war where the world joins together to stop you like we always do. #triggeredliberal #25isapussy
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5 years ago
GeneraI All your base are belong to us.
Who'd You Rather: Michelle Obama vs. Elizabeth Warren vs. A jar of mayonnaise I know right, here I am laughing and having a good time and old vh_kicks come one here and is all like I'm mad at trump and Republicans and we should buy people like the olden days a he goes on and on about how he hates jews like 25, I mean, what the hell. Thank got that guy will never pass a background check to get a gun.
Hope you have a wonderful day Nina. Smooches!
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5 years ago
GeneraI All your base are belong to us.
Who'd You Rather: Michelle Obama vs. Elizabeth Warren vs. A jar of mayonnaise I must have missed the beatdown you gave me, I was too busy admiring your calves at Starbucks and jacking off to your bachelor of science degree. Hahahah, you're a fuckless retard. Well, no woman would fuck you, probably a tranny you paid would bend you over.
I'm also real glad James Comey got off. After all, he did his job for the right...he ruined Hillary's chances of getting elected, and then trump tossed him aside like a pussy that's already been grabbed. I'm glad he can live our the rest of his life knowing that he helped trump so much, and how he tricked braindead liberals into defending him
Speaking of trump, he is still the public face of America. He represents you and will first the next 6 years. You're going to need to live with that reality very soon. Oh, but wait, the polls 14 months out says he will lose. You probably forgot but the poles the day of the election also said trump would lose, and we all know how that worked out for little faggots like you and the liberal buddy's you butt fuck.
I'm literally going to keep responding to you on this thread, mostly because I love calling triggered liberals like you a faggot. I have noticed you've slightly moved into adult lingo, and are calling me a fag back, but your just doubling down with this twat head or poopie brain or whatever other elementay school insults you are still slinging. I've honestly never been less insulted than being call a twat head or a beta cuck which I have no idea what that means. I assume it means you think I have a larger cock than you, in which you'd be correct
It's also hilarious how you respond to my thread saying that you own me. Dude, you cant stop jacking off thinking about how you think you're going to put me in my place next. Which, for anyone keeping score, means I've completely setup shop in your head. You respond because I make you respond. You know if you dont, you're a spineless little bitch, but if you do, it's totally because I'm forcing you too. I'm laughing at you non stop and you are just so fucking angry at me you're about to snap. It's the best feeling in the world. Trump taught me how great it is to win against homosexuals, I mean liberals.
So we get trump until 2024, and then Ivanka will be sworn in january 2025, 8 years of her, we might have the entire supreme court ultra right wing conservative by then. You little cum dumpsters wont know what the fuck to do with yourselves then. You'll just be sitting around all day sending memes about the good old days when Democrats owned blacks.. I mean when you had locked down the black vote. Yes, you fags will be gayer than 8 guys fucking 9 guys. The history books and museums will have pictures of douchebags like you with your man buns and your shitty beards in an exhibit called the millenial liberal, who was hunted to extension by the trumps. Little kids will ask, mommy, why does he look so gay? To which her mom will answer, because they lived on their parents basements until they were 40, they never got any pussy...just like vh_kicks, and remained completely flaccid, never procreating. They let other men turn into women, and they fucked those and claimed they weren't gay, but we all knew they were fags sweetie, we all knew. To which little susie would ask, mommy, who did this retarded faggot vote for in the 2020 election. Her mom answered, he voted for the Biden/Warren ticket. Then both of then bust out laughing and little susie says what a dickless retard!
That's literally your future. I await your response pussy. You have to do it, you have to respond, in making you respond. I own your faggot ass, I fucking own you dude you can be as mad as you want, but I fucking own you, until I feel like throwing you away...you're mine to duck with whenever I feel like it.
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5 years ago
GeneraI All your base are belong to us.
Who'd You Rather: Michelle Obama vs. Elizabeth Warren vs. A jar of mayonnaise *don't care
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5 years ago
GeneraI All your base are belong to us.
Who'd You Rather: Michelle Obama vs. Elizabeth Warren vs. A jar of mayonnaise I'm not angry at all. This has been a fun few days for me. I have no idea what the other losers are saying about me and I dobt care, but I'm far from angry.
It's like those antifa kids that do their punch a natzi thing. I'm calling mine, trigger an unstable liberal. Seems way more fun hahahah
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5 years ago
GeneraI All your base are belong to us.
Who'd You Rather: Michelle Obama vs. Elizabeth Warren vs. A jar of mayonnaise Are we going to do this all day? Ok um...
You say something about me hating jews and you're going to report me to the feds for being a few bashing ultra conservative in a hope they come take all my guns away
This is fine f all, don't get me wrong, but I have a conference call I need to get on.
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5 years ago
GeneraI All your base are belong to us.
Who'd You Rather: Michelle Obama vs. Elizabeth Warren vs. A jar of mayonnaise So best guess on your response,
you get more ass than I could ever imagine (implied it's ass from little boys) and you're going to report me for senior abuse, and I'm an asshole.
This is fun, I like knowing that I'm now living rent free in both of your heads too. Wow, who would have known I would have so much fun triggering a bunch of intolerant liberals this week. This is like the beat week ever, hahahah
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5 years ago
GeneraI All your base are belong to us.
Who'd You Rather: Michelle Obama vs. Elizabeth Warren vs. A jar of mayonnaise Still not sure what you 2 retards are saying. I take a guess though. Random thinks the jews should have been exterminated in the 40s, and 25 as a homosexual jew, thinks Trump and myself are worse than Hitler.
How close am I? Hahahah you two are seriously faggots hahahah
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5 years ago
GeneraI All your base are belong to us.
Who'd You Rather: Michelle Obama vs. Elizabeth Warren vs. A jar of mayonnaise I can tell you keep posting 25, I get the email, but you're on my worthless poster list. Never read one of your posts that made me think, that was helpful, I'm so glad this guys not a retard and keeps giving us helpful insight. Nope, I read yours and wish the abortion your parents tried to perform on you had worked instead of just leaving you a retard.
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5 years ago
GeneraI All your base are belong to us.
Who'd You Rather: Michelle Obama vs. Elizabeth Warren vs. A jar of mayonnaise I dont read stuff from people I have on ignore. You made my ignore list because either you're a troll, you're posts are completely worthless like mentioning a fruit cup 300 times, or because I've found you're posts so far out of touch with reality that I choose not to waste my time reading your mental vomit. I do think it's funny that I have 20 ignored posts. Shows how easily I can trigger the mentally unstable
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5 years ago
GeneraI All your base are belong to us.
Who'd You Rather: Michelle Obama vs. Elizabeth Warren vs. A jar of mayonnaise hahahahah, i don't think I've mentioned Barrack Obama or Hillary once. I think i mentioned an unelectable candidate but she wasn't going to get republican votes anyway. no one gave a fuck about obama being president. i didn't hate the guy, I just thought he was a bad at his job, and a bumbling idiot any time he spoke.
I spend exactly zero seconds a day thinking of any liberal. meanwhile, you're sitting at home in your studio apartment trying to plan your comebacks to me, a guy that you can't stop thinking about. So trust me, it is me that is living rent free in your head, and it's fucking awesome. this seriously makes my day knowing how mad I keep making you. how fucking mad a little pussy liberal is getting when thinking only about me is the best feeling in the world. I'll just keep living my life, but when I get that e-mail saying the tuscl retard VH_kicks posted a reply, I think to myself, hahahaha this fucking faggot has been thinking about me all day, and wants some more abuse.
I basically own you at this point. if you stop posting you look like a little puss BITCH that ran away from an argument, if you keep posting, you're just proving my point that I've taken up permanent residence in your tiny retard brain. it's literally the perfect situation.
Ok, so just throw out a few facts so you can completely go ape shit again, and keep calling me your famous "twat brain" insult, hahahaha. I literally call you a faggot, and you call me a twat brain. So Bill Clinton, who I don't really give a shit about, did everything he could to avoid being drafted. Trump got a medical deferment. At this point I don't really care one way or the other, but it seems like you sit at home jacking off to site that call trump a draft dodger, when if you just click on that one link to the left you can jack off to Bill clinton's draft dodging info too. just to keep it fair and balanced like your hilarious faux news quip.
what else will trigger you...um, how about I bring up rashida tlaib. I'm glad she didn't get to visit grandma. what do you have to say about that? fuck her grandma, old ass bitch!
oh, i know what drives you crazy. The 2020 election. a Biden\warren ticket, hahahahah if that's your dream team. and old white retard, with an old white socialist on his side. hahahahah, party in the streets because the dems rule like god intended, holly fuck you're stupid as shit. I don't think God really cares about Earthly politics first off, but second, i'm pretty sure God's not a socialist. The whole give a man a fish vs teach a man to fish thing doesn't seem to follow the lefts Utopian playbook.
here's my prediction, just to blow your fucking mind for the next 2 hour as you try to write up a retarded response, and debate falling for my traps. Trump once again wins the electoral college, and loses the popular vote. he announces that he received more votes than any person in the history of the world, and the next day ruth bader ginsburg drops dead, allowing trump to nominate the most right wing anti abortion guy in the country. before the end of trump's second term stephen breyer drops dead too, giving trump the ability to set the court on a 7 to 2 conservative leaning for the next 30 years.
Antifa is named a domestic terrorist organization so all your friends that hide behind masks start getting arrested at protest rallies. a major drug company announces the fountain of youth drug that will let people live to be 200 years old or longer. The republican super majority congress appeals the 22nd amendment, removing a 2 term limit restriction on trump, and paving the way for him to mentally fuck you for the rest of your life.
I would personally never want anyone to be in government this long, but if I knew it would cause you to try to illegally buy a gun, you know, because you wouldn't pass a background check, and use that illegal gun to, say blow your brains out at wholefoods or starbucks where ethnic women are wanting to taste your man meat or tallywhacker, then I'd totally allow it.
hhahahahaha, ok, what do you got for me now pussy? lets hear what your limp dick has to say about all of this.
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5 years ago
GeneraI All your base are belong to us.
Who'd You Rather: Michelle Obama vs. Elizabeth Warren vs. A jar of mayonnaise Started as a joke, then this retard who got a bachelors degree got his manbun in a wad at Starbucks or wholefoods where urban women of color think about slurping his tubesteak....i mean seriously...how do I not keep this going as long as possible. You can't buy this kind of entertainment. Maybe like a stripper fight is slightly more entertaining, but but on a Tuesday night, this is fucking gold
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5 years ago
GeneraI All your base are belong to us.
Who'd You Rather: Michelle Obama vs. Elizabeth Warren vs. A jar of mayonnaise holly fuck, I think I just found a new hobby when I'm not going to strip clubs. and that's bating triggered liberals into having a melt down. I fucking live inside your head right now. You're so mad at me and that's fucking awesome as shit.
Ok, so onto a response to your limp dick liberal retarded shit. So, my FACTS about the history of the KKK, lead you to say basically, who needs all your facts, that was 150 years ago, which I guess your going back to Lincoln who you brought up, not me. But basally, facts don't matter, and then you go on to throw accusations towards your president, a guy that won your state in the last election. a guy that represents YOU to the WORLD. if a foreigner see you, they think, this guy is from Donald Trump's country.
Then, you again randomly pick a place I'm from, which you consider I guess a land of retards, because you're so much better than republican't. I'm from fucking Illinois dude, like 20 miles from Chicago. You live in FUCKING OHIO, so your large urban area is what, fucking Toledo? Fuck yourself! And I assume you went to THE ohio state university where you got your magical bachelors of science, which apparently they only give like 6 of those out a year because you fucking bragged about it like it's a Nobel fucking prize. And you now brag about "hanging out at Whole Foods and starbucks" hahahahahah Dude, you're fucking losing all your credibility with every post. "Slurping on your tubesteak" hahahahaha are you like 14 years old? Who the fuck says that. your toned calves, ahahahahahha jesus christ dude, you are a fucking faggot.
holly fuck this is fun as shit. a rent free place to live inside your little snowflake fucking head. I love it. The more you talk the more positive I am that I'm far superior to you in every fucking way.
it's douchbags like you that we need to make sure we keep guns out of the hands of. mental midgets like you will fail a background check which prevents you from shooting up a fucking shopping mall when you snap November 2020.
Ok, lets see your reply dickless, hahah, let me know just how deep I live in your head. let me know how fucking mad you are, at me and at PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP, the man who represents you to the rest of the world. fucking triggered little bitch.
I'm seriously waiting for your reply, I just need to know that you're thinking about me non stop, like the little faggot you are.
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5 years ago
GeneraI All your base are belong to us.
Who'd You Rather: Michelle Obama vs. Elizabeth Warren vs. A jar of mayonnaise Wow, you're seriously a faggot dude. Are you bragging about getting a B.S. degree? Congratulations, you're the only douchebag liberal I can think of that didn't get a degree in art management or history of music, or modern photography or any of the other degrees homos like you major in.
I also think it's awesome you brag about being able to buy people. Just like the good old days when you were proud to be a racist, and bought people to pick cotton, instead of today when you buy people with false promises to vote for a party that hasn't had their best interest in mind...basically ever. Learn any history about the clan with your impressive Bachelor of Science degree (hahahahaha seriously...your a homo ) and you'd realize the clan was made up of Democrats, they wanted to keep blacks from voting Republican.
I bet the 6 people that follow you on twitter think your faux news posts that you make 9 times a week are hilarious.
Get this through that dogshit of a brain of yours, I'm better than you at every aspect of life. Women like me more, less men want to beat the fuck out of me when I open my mouth. I not positive I make more money than your slumlord ass. The only thing that I'll concede that you are better at me at is maybe getting fucked in the ass by huge black dudes. I've never tried, because I'm not a homosexual, you clearly have me beat there.
Come back in 15 months after trump grabs all you liberals by the pussy again and claim the election was rigged or that the electoral collage is a way to discriminate against black and brown voters. Cray and bitch, bitch and cry, it all makes my dick...which I'm positive is longer and thicker than yours, hard as a fucking rock to know butthurt pussies like you spend your days mad at people like me for being better than you.
Hahahahaha, little faggot pussy . Eat a dick
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5 years ago
GeneraI All your base are belong to us.
Who'd You Rather: Michelle Obama vs. Elizabeth Warren vs. A jar of mayonnaise i mean who wouldn't want to tap that ass?
https://www.nairaland.com/attachments/875525_michelle_obama_wedgie_jpgc34af15897b732f0358ee04d6fe2f6b3
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5 years ago
GeneraI All your base are belong to us.
Who'd You Rather: Michelle Obama vs. Elizabeth Warren vs. A jar of mayonnaise twat brain...wow, like seriously the most retarded insult I've ever been given. are you from the UK or somewhere in the EU, I don't think I've ever heard an american use the word twat.
I'm not bragging about how Republican's have all the good jobs, I'm just saying your a fucking moron and probably have a fucking shit job, you didn't correct me on that, instead you pointed to 2 PRESIDENTS and talked about how they are the american dream. because that happens all the time, and oh no, they make so much money they can by a trailer park??? Your insults are so fucking confusing. Look, ever liberal I know is either a retired professor that's so up their own ass they couldn't see common sense if it were driving a truck that hit them, or a poor piece of shit that is on welfare, or someone that smokes pot multiple times a day and is in a public sector job. Ever republican I know has a private sector job and works their ass off.
and I'm still just not getting the trump commie connection. oh, because you're a retard that thinks trump conspired with putin to get the democrats to run an unelectable twat (see what I did there) for president up against a business man who's trying to run the country like a business...with a fuck less bureaucracy. yeah, that screams communism, which again, is like an inch away from socialism which is basically the democrat party platform right now.
not sure when I started crying, I literally told you I have a massive erection due to your hatred of my president. I say my president, because I'm guessing you aren't allowed to vote, either due to you not being a US citizen, or a drug related felony. Either way, thank trump for having more money in your $10 an hour paycheck pussy. And in 2020 if Biden is the nominee, and if he survives the onslaught of creepy back massage memes, trump will spank his retarded ass across the stage in every debate. but no, go ahead, nominate another unelectable retard, that worked so well for you in 2016. hahahah, you're seriously a retard dude, you might be the only person in this country more retarded than Biden, and that's really saying something.
enjoy being one of the many poor democrats loser, and I'll enjoy being an upper middle class republican.
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5 years ago
GeneraI All your base are belong to us.
Who'd You Rather: Michelle Obama vs. Elizabeth Warren vs. A jar of mayonnaise The only thing AOC is good for is a hole to deposit a load. Socialism is fucked and anyone with a brain or a history book knows it.
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5 years ago
GeneraI All your base are belong to us.
Who'd You Rather: Michelle Obama vs. Elizabeth Warren vs. A jar of mayonnaise Hahahah, vh_kicktard. Trump is fundamentally changing this country for the better, if you're too dimwitted to see that, just wait, you'll feel it eventually, when you get more money in your mcdonlda paycheck or when your 401k finally hits double digits, or maybe when you get prescription pills for your liberal limp dick from canada at a cheaper price. You'll feel it too when he fucks retarded Biden or Colonel Sanders or Chief Runs with Warren in the next election. Knowing you're gonna be pissed off for the next 6 years makes my dick rock hard. Hahahah you're such a pussy ass retard, keep running your mouth fag.
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5 years ago
GeneraI All your base are belong to us.
Who'd You Rather: Michelle Obama vs. Elizabeth Warren vs. A jar of mayonnaise Keep jacking off to Bruce Jenner pussy. He's smart, which is apparently what you're into
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5 years ago
GeneraI All your base are belong to us.
Who'd You Rather: Michelle Obama vs. Elizabeth Warren vs. A jar of mayonnaise Hahahah, you're a worthless troll that must literally be retarded if you think trump is a communist...which is like an inch worst than a fucking socialist. EVERYONE here that is a real man, not a little pussy bitch, know Melania is better looking than Michelle. If you're into
a transvestite donkey witch like Barack's husband then there is probably a better site for you to be posting on.
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5 years ago
GeneraI All your base are belong to us.
Who'd You Rather: Michelle Obama vs. Elizabeth Warren vs. A jar of mayonnaise Hahahahah, I love strong women, I dont want to fuck manish looking women that are ugly as sin like michell Obama, or a fuck a 70 year old retarded socialist.
If you do because you value "smart" woman, over attractive women that's on you fag.
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5 years ago
AtAboyStill learning to proofread
Do any of you like the plastic surgery (face) look?There is a twin peaks I go to with a little plastic faced girl behind the bar. She has a twin sister that hasn't been altered that looks a thousand times better than the one that has. It's a shame
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5 years ago
Democratic Debate PromisesMake a game out of it, take a drink everytime Bernie says healthcare or jobs or cell phones or whatever isn't just for "1%" or "billionaires". Anytime kamala reminds everyone she a black woman, drink. Any time one of them panders to Hispanics by speaking Spanish, drink. Anytime they get a softball question...well, drink in moderation...
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5 years ago
Turn OffsAt the club right now, really don't care for the under-boob tattoo. Why draw attention away from your boobs?
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5 years ago
Turn Offshuge areolas - had a few dances where they take their top off and they are unproportionally big, no thanks.
bad teeth - I always notice people teeth as soon as they talk to me. I'll still get a dance, but long term it's a no. Once I see them I can't stop looking so conversations will be difficult.
Girls that don't allow touching - if you're facing me during the lap dance, my hands are going to be on your ass. if you tell me no touching or move my hands, that's the only dance I'm going to buy from you.
a floppity pussy - if your vagina looks like an M80 just went off, i'm just not interested. I know some girls just have vaginas that are that way, but I like them to look like they are about to go out to a 5 star resturant, not like they just woke up and need to be to work in 2 minutes. Tuck that shit in or something.
pushy girls - if we've done a dance for 9 seconds and you're asking me if we can move to a CR, I think we're about done. This is an audition, work your ass off and then lets talk.
repeat moves - i don't pay a lot of attention to how the girl is grinding on me, but if you have something cute that you do that's like your signature move, like lick my ear and purr, you better have a long routine, because the 3rd time you do it and we're just started the 2nd song, I'm paying attention and completely analyzing your moves. I'll probably do a 3rd or 4th song just to see if I can predict when the ear lick purr is coming, but then i consider you boring as fuck and I'm done with you. Sure the hell not taking you into a CR.
liars - if you specifically tell me something is going to happen, that I can do something to you or you're going to do something to me when we go into a room, and that doesn't happen, you're black listed. I've had a few girls tell me how much they want me to play with their pussy. Go into a room and then they remember their on their period, or just lying about being on their period. Either way, you'll never get another penny from me again.
along the same line as the liars - the blatant lying complementers. I know what I look like, and there are a lot of adjectives that I wouldn't use to describe me. Yes it's a fantasy and yes, I want you to stroke my ego along with other things, but when you're telling me I look just like Brad Pitt, you've gone a little too far down the rabbit hole, and I just snapped back to reality. Fantasy over and so is my time with you.
the girl that orders the most expensive drink - I'm usually pretty good to offer a drink to anyone sitting with me, and don't often think about the price, but one time a girl ordered 2 drinks, and then asked me if I wanted to do shots. Her 2 drinks were like $27. bitch, you've been sitting with me for 97 seconds, what the fuck?