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6 years ago
Late 40's and was last carded to buy beer less than 4 years ago. They were serious too.
Maybe one Halloween I should try to look like a twenty something.
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6 years ago
The feature would be nice though.
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6 years ago
Too late. Already documented at the CIA and NSA by computers. Might be able to hide from other posters though.
Alucard used a similar method. Send irritating private message. Then block them so he couldn't get a response.
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6 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
One person posted that Venus was a habitable planet with a very advanced alien civilization and the whole hot enough to melt lead was a big lie. He even said it was a joke that one of the first spacecraft to descend towards the surface supposedly used a parachute. It was a joke because if it was hot enough to melt lead, the parachute would have incinerated long before it got far. I think YouTube is full of crazy people. I once met a stripper that actually claimed she was from Venus. First time I met a stripper from Venus. I never heard that Venus could have strip clubs. I always believed our governments were telling the truth that Venus was hot enough to melt lead. If they were lying,it'd be a great lie to keep everyone away.
One very interesting tidbit I also heard was that possibly around 600 BC or 600 ad, I forget, supposedly several cultures around the planet had 360 calendar days and they all changed their calendars to 365 days after an event occurred where people recorded that the sun set twice in the same day and supposedly the earth spun backwards. The implication was that a large planet or object came close enough to the earth to alter the rotation of the earth to change the time it took for the earth to complete one trip around the sun. I did not verify any of this. If it happened, maybe I don't really want to know how fragile life on this planet might be.
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6 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Now I'm thinking about making babies with Nina to see if they have alien traits. :)
I'd probably have to have babies with other dancers as well to have a valid experiment.
Now I just need the money that Greenville agents spent in Greenville SC to find evidence. An experiment needs several tests.
I heard a rumor the entire human race was an alien experiment. I also read or heard there are 18 alien species observing or interacting with the Earth, some friendly, some not. I probably have aliens directing suggested videos on YouTube. I see all the crazy videos. So far I have not personally seen any aliens that I'm aware of. Just a cloud UFO escorted by black helicopters ages ago. I know of someone who acted like an alien. Practical joker he was. I guess he never made money off of his invention for a new type of car engine and transmission.
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6 years ago
Just a word of warning if any stripperweb girls think it's funny to post stuff here and possibly visa versa, if this site gets shut down, all the trolls here may go over there. Really good trolls can use different ip addresses and create new accounts like crazy to spam a place. I've been wondering if any stripperweb girls might think it's funny to post such messages here making some worry about this site getting shut down.
Posting messages about paid hook ups etc. However Founder does have a disclaimer that everything posted here should be considered fiction. In my defense, everything I posted on here under different names was likely not me. The real me I am now was in a parallel universe. My parallel self probably did almost the same stuff but I've met some strippers that acted like they didn't know me and some that acted like they did know me quite well whom I don't remember at all. Obviously strip clubs are in many parallel universes so nothing posted here can be considered as something that happened on this Earth. If someone gets prosecuted for hooking up with a girl on a parallel Earth, they will first need to prove the parallel Earth exists unless she's also on this earth. Too bad we don't have easy travel to parallel Earths. I bet there might be one without all these stupid laws. I'd go visit strip clubs on the Earth where none of the rules changed or clubs got shut down. President Gore might have banned gas cars or some crap like that but who would care if we could travel freely?
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6 years ago
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TonyT2what the worlds needs now is love, more love.
Food works good and isn't expensive as well. Good tip. I'm not a coffee drinker either.
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6 years ago
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TonyT2what the worlds needs now is love, more love.
If your date looks like this
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/796152040349665655/
You probably don't want her knowing where you live.
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6 years ago
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TonyT2what the worlds needs now is love, more love.
If you don't like coffee, what are typical first meeting places? A bar? A restaurant? Just wondering where everyone meets up for a first look at a date in person. I heard you want a public place so you can slip away in case she's nothing like what you thought. Example, you think she's a great girl before seeing her but she looks like Roseanne and sounds like Hillary.
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6 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Don't worry. Undercover operations revealed all women offering sex here were actually male juice trolls. The johns first got alarmed when credit cards were not accepted but buckets of chacken wings were.
Next we will hear about a chacken wing law.
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6 years ago
Where is BJ? Sounds like a song I've heard before.
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6 years ago
I've been away from strip clubs so long, wondering if anyone there will recognize me whenever I go back. Might be all new people.
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6 years ago
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The human race could go extinct. The current political leaders will smile in their graves.
Other alien species might visit our planet and find our remains.
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6 years ago
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No one should ever have sex. That would be bad according to our new commanders. They must stop consenting adults from meeting up for fun.
Instead we must all work on war plans for the destruction of this planet. Make war not love. Death rate should be over 90%.
Then after less than a million human survivors, no one will care about the war on sex. People will be happy to find another living human being.
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6 years ago
I can imagine strip clubs surviving in poorer parts of the US. 20 to 30 dollars for a couple lap dances every hour is still easier pay than working a regular job considering she may also be getting free drinks, tips, etc. If she gets multiple dances each hour, the pay is much better than a regular job. Poor girls work to make money. Rich girls don't need the money.
I keep hearing within 20 years, Robots will replace millions of jobs in the US and one guy running for president wants everyone 18 to 65 to get $1000 a month universal basic income UBI, no strings attached. If you are used to getting by with very little income, it's enough to survive but not enough to deter working to get ahead. I was reading up on the plan. I'm just not clear about the 10% value added tax on products sold as far as what would be affected. I'm not sure if all the numbers add up even though some claim it would boost GDP quite a lot. If the tax was applied to cars, houses, and most household goods, Juice might come out real good if he was only buying in the black market without the extra tax. Just saying lap dances aren't taxed. Strippers would probably be like, hell yes, give me an extra 1000 a month, no strings attached. They might be less happy when they find out their rent, food, clothes, etc. all cost at least an extra 10% or more. I can imagine prices on some goods going up more than 10%. If everyone from a manufacturer, to the shipping company, to the seller, and all the middlemen, add in 10% charges, the final product might cost twice as much. A $24,000 car might cost $48,000. It would take 24 months just to break even after buying a car not counting the cost of everything else becoming more expensive. That's why I'm not sure if the numbers add up. It sounds a bit like Bernie Sanders. It may work though. I'm just not sure. I like the idea. It could really help the poor and strip clubs if customers got an extra 1000 bucks a month if expenses didn't skyrocket.
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6 years ago
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LiwetIf she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
It can be hard to tell sometimes if she simply has a good buzz or is drunk as hell unless she passes out on you. I've had dancers fall asleep on me. If I know that's all they want to do for a little bit and I'm just sitting around, I might be ok with it. If she wants to do lap dances and is too drunk to hardly stand up, no, I do not want dances from her. I remember one of my favorites had a good buzz or something going on one night because she was all over me before I even bought dances. She was running her hands up and down my legs acting very frisky in a no extras club and smiling the whole time. This was not a lap dance. She was simply sitting at my table talking to me. Based on how handsy she was long before any dances, I knew she had some type of good buzz going on and she wanted me. I was in no hurry to get dances.
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6 years ago
The target audience already knows all what goes on there. It would be amusing to hear fathers say to the wife and kids, they have some really expensive meat there. The sign could show girls dressed up like hostesses with a guy at a table looking at a juicy steak. lol, It's be amusing.
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6 years ago
I've seen a regular sign near Myrtle Beach that shows a young girl with either her or a dog partially pulling down the back of her bikini or something like that just advertising regular beach stuff for years. I never heard any complaints in the news.
I think they should be more deceptive, my mother thinks a place like the Masters is a very expensive steak restaurant. Should show the girls sitting near a table with some guys with a steak, lol. Then when the kid asks what is that place? The father can tell the kids, it's a really expensive steak place. If the mother was born ages ago, she might believe it too.
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6 years ago
I'm having Latverian day dreams like what if strip clubs had a sign up, BJ booth, $20 for 15 minutes, $40 for 30 minutes, pick your girl or girl tag team if one girl gets tired after 15 minutes.
Or another daydream, you spot BJ girl in the grocery store in short shorts and see underboobs with an undersize tank top that leaves not much for the imagination. She's looking at the bananas and then spots you. She starts running her hands up and down a banana and smiles at you. Then you wake up.
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6 years ago
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I can imagine SGJ posting a several page discussion about a single topic and someone answering "Just grab her by the pussy"
Then SGJ making a few more pages of posts why that might or might not be a good idea. However to get a more clear answer, you should seek his legal services. Just see the ad called.....
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6 years ago
The only dancers I used to see routinely were ones that latched onto me and they knew when I would typically be there. All others are pot luck unless she's a regular during certain days of the week.
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6 years ago
He needs to visit a web site called SW or street walker. If no luck there, then stripperweb maybe.
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6 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I'm glad no one here knows any stories about me. I hate it when someone tells stories over and over again. Some people get amused easily.
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6 years ago
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lolrunedYour Friendly Neighborhood Average Guy
I would like to be an anonymous winner of several million dollars tax free or maybe over a hundred million dollars. I could fix a lot with all the extra cash. Actually that much would likely be enough for myself and all my brothers and sisters to retire early and live with less stress from working a regular job. Would have to set up a weekly trust fund for one in law that can't manage anything.
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impalaThe People's Republic of Pennsylvania
Apparently teens want to prevent violence.
over 50 million innocent unborn babies dead
thousands dead from texting and driving, many of them teens
then we have a few shootings where the liberal democrat police force didn't do much to prevent the shooting even when they knew it was taking place inside the building. Got it.