My husband will be in North Florida on personal business for a while. I want to "take care of him" though we are 2000 miles apart. I am prepared to be very generous to the girl who helps make him happy. Lmk if you're interested and what is on the menu.
Ttfn
This is not an escort site - it's a strip club review site made up of 99% guys
So you are a wife named big matt, huh? Right...
Boy, did you pick the right time to go online and ask about this stuff. I'm sure you'll get some recommendations for good clubs in that area. Beyond that, you're on your own.
Side note... BigMatt opened his TUSCL account in 2014, but zero reviews and this is the first comment / discussion. Take that for what it's worth.
BigMatt - I hope you find a girl for your husband. I doubt you will find what you are looking for here.
This is a strip club site - for club customers.
This doesnt sound scetchy at all
Look on Craigslist. I am sure you can find many women that will take care of him properly...making sandwiches, laundry, general cleaning of living space, "fill in" nagging, etc. Same things he gets at home. Good Luck!!!
I want Desertscrub to go wildebeest on this poster.
"I want Desertscrub to go wildebeest on this poster."
So... you want desertscrub to run away with an oddly loping gallup? I mean, sure, I guess. Whatever works for you.
Very familiar from the swinger's sites with bs like this. Big Matt is a guy; a stupid guy; and has no wife or gf.
Just a word of warning if any stripperweb girls think it's funny to post stuff here and possibly visa versa, if this site gets shut down, all the trolls here may go over there. Really good trolls can use different ip addresses and create new accounts like crazy to spam a place. I've been wondering if any stripperweb girls might think it's funny to post such messages here making some worry about this site getting shut down. Posting messages about paid hook ups etc. However Founder does have a disclaimer that everything posted here should be considered fiction. In my defense, everything I posted on here under different names was likely not me. The real me I am now was in a parallel universe. My parallel self probably did almost the same stuff but I've met some strippers that acted like they didn't know me and some that acted like they did know me quite well whom I don't remember at all. Obviously strip clubs are in many parallel universes so nothing posted here can be considered as something that happened on this Earth. If someone gets prosecuted for hooking up with a girl on a parallel Earth, they will first need to prove the parallel Earth exists unless she's also on this earth. Too bad we don't have easy travel to parallel Earths. I bet there might be one without all these stupid laws. I'd go visit strip clubs on the Earth where none of the rules changed or clubs got shut down. President Gore might have banned gas cars or some crap like that but who would care if we could travel freely?
Stripperweb girls are too busy buying video games for their boyfriends.
I had to look it up. Per Urbandictionary:
GOR - is an abbreviation for Girls on Reserve. Commonly used among adolescent boys.
I thought gor was an abbreviation for Gorilla!
I thought it was Juice.
Really, is this what we are turning this forum into, personal ads? If we start this the Feds will definitely shut us down!