Okay.. it’s Spring. Where are all of the RIL’s? I know you guys are dying to tell everyone about new love interest, and get some good advice. Don’t be scared!
RIL roll call!
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Jump to latestHi, I'm glad I found this list of strips site. In my country, we do not have these types of clubs. I hope that soon I will visit the United States and in my trousers with the Bj99 stripper I had very good dance and climax explosion. Excuse me for my bad English, I'm using the Goggle translator. Sven.
Where’s that “send money” button when you need it? ;P
I'm fighting it, but one of the girls I get dances from regularly has her hooks in me something fierce! They say the best way to get over a girl is by getting under a different girl, so I am trying that out.
Wonderful creation who you call BJ99? I loving your soapy profile picture. I hope some days will come to my country so I can give all my money and have sex together. It's my dream stripper. I'm sorry to use the Goggle translation. Sven.
Sven needs to meet Mamisan.
Sven, maybe I can help, I am fluent in your native tongue:
Эгер душ Уй менен жыныстык кийин керек болот? Мен айына бир гана жолу сууга көрүшөт, бирок, бардык жерде какая бар.
Greetings my new America friend a21985! Do you know the dancer Bj99? I think she's calls Bj99 because she does lots of great blowing jobs every night. I hope to visit her club soon and try warm blowing job. Is OK, yes? America great country. Thank you, sorry for a bad English, I use Goggle Translate. Sven.
i’m enjoying the google translate...
I like Sven. Can we keep him?
I aim for 99! ;P
I’m not scared, but It doesn’t feel like spring in Detroit yet! After many month$ I’m happy to report I’m almost over my broken heart about my atf/sugar baby. To get there though I’ve run through an incredible string of random strippers, SA women, & AMP encounters. I’ve recently met an age appropriate, classy, smart civilian lady who seems to be genuinely interested in me, does this count? Lol. She doesn’t have alot of money and I’m resisting the urge to help her with things she needs & sticking with traditional dating. So advice wise, what should I be aware of for potential concerns since I haven’t been with a “regular” woman in so long?
To me, a RIL is an extreme PL. The distinguishing feature of the RIL is that he declines to try and escalate with the girl by trying to see her outside. He only wants to see her ITC, and within the club rules. He often visits frequently and unloads a great deal of money, when he could just as well be wearing out a mattress with her.
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my brain is failing me and urban dictionary ain’t helping. what is a RIL?
Sven's Google translate is actually more comprehensible than some of the reviews written on TUSCL
I wouldn't stoop to the level of being a RIL - I'm just a PL
Sven likes San Jose man's interesting words. How to wear a mattress with Bj99? Every night Sven masturbates in Bj99 photography, only image that is too small is problem. Can I have big picture of Bj99 sexy bottom? My dream is a prostitution with bj99 in a club with wonderful explosions and swallowing. Is allowed, yes? Thank you, great American friends. Excuse me for my poor speech, I use Goggle's translator. Sven.
@justme - there's a glossary link at the bottom of the page. Any acronym that throws for a loop here can usually be found there. In stands for regular in love. In other words, the ultimate PL.
You mean they don't all love me for reals??
Now I'm sad in the pants.
thanks a21985. i forgot that feature.
and a enlarged pic of bj99 would be nice.
@Sven69 try sending dick pix all the ladies love them even more than chocolates.
Friend twenty and five, thank you. How can I send penis picture to my love bj99? Is permitted, yes? America great country. Sorry my poor letters, I use Goggle translate. Sven.
I'm thinking Sven could possibly be a troll - his location shows as Latveria which is a comics fictional city
Just make it your avi!
Miss Bj99. I hope you will come to my country early so Sven spend a lot of money with you and share a gangbang style with many of my countrymen. Is my dream. Great national celebrations here soon, you will have grand money from many men, some very old. Do you have a passport? Sorry if poor understanding, I use the Goggle translate. Sven.
Justme62,
RIL = Regular In Love
SJG
No way @ Papi could Sven69 be a troll, everybody knows that Latveria is in Wakenda ;)
I’ve given up on love, cuz I’ve been hurt before. I might make an exception for the inflatable type.
Does it still count if I had big nights with 4 dancers since then to work off the energy of the crush? #2 and #4 were pretty awesome, too. I totally get the old woman who swallowed a spider to catch the fly now. Definitely up to the bird, despite it being fucking absurd. I need to work on better signs for when I stand at the interstate off-ramp down the street from the club.
Sorry baby. I want the date before I start paying. But I do like that avatar.
Not yet this year but its only April.
I'm sorry, Mr. Father Chulo, I'm so grateful to you as an author. I'm trying to read your reviews, but every time they break Goggle translate, they too long to work. Prostitution you write about is forbidden in my country, so I use a fraud location. Will not go to the secret police. I hope to reach many USA soon to enjoy the love with bj99 for money. A kiss that is exotic with her long tongue that I cannot image. Enjoy kissing, and be licked, gradually become aggressive by the slender dick. Forgive my words in English, I use Google translate. Sven.
Like upright not yet this year, but it’s still early.
Sven. You rock !
Is Sven Mamisan with a Latverian accent and poor grammar?
“Sven's Google translate is actually more comprehensible than some of the reviews written on TUSCL”
BEST comment in thread.
@Bj99: Does it count if it’s the same one I was in love with last year? And the year before? And the year before that?
Sven is the Eastern European version of Juice.
I'm having Latverian day dreams like what if strip clubs had a sign up, BJ booth, $20 for 15 minutes, $40 for 30 minutes, pick your girl or girl tag team if one girl gets tired after 15 minutes.
Or another daydream, you spot BJ girl in the grocery store in short shorts and see underboobs with an undersize tank top that leaves not much for the imagination. She's looking at the bananas and then spots you. She starts running her hands up and down a banana and smiles at you. Then you wake up.
Sven = Balki Bartakamus from Mepos
Forgive my spelling, I using Samsung spelling translator
Thanks to Sven for making this discussion both interesting and amusing!
Bj99 would gladly accept the sperm of Sven and his countrymen. She has an incredible body - and I’m not sure your countrymen have enjoyed a woman of her level of hotness!
Not sure if I count as an RIL. Sure, I met her in a club, but after my second visit, we started going on OTC dates, overnights, etc with no money involved. Now, the only time I see her in the club is when I'm her ride. She's got the owner to give me a free year membership, and my two drink minimum is on the house. She doesn't want me dancing with anyone else when she's there, but tips are ok.
It's actually created a fun situation with a different girl where she tries VERY hard to get me to dance with her. I feel like at this point, if I said yes, it would ruin all the tension we've built up!
Sounds like you have a dancer girlfriend Titus.
Sort of orange. More like a dancer FWB with some feelings sneaking in. I'm pretty sure she fools around with a few other people (I know of one, her ex), and that's fine. But she did tell me she loved me last night when she was drunk. It's an interesting situation.
^^^ It sounds to me like @Titus's girl is the ultimate cock block.
Love is a chumps game
A stripper told you she loved you? I’d not put too much faith in that one. Most strippers love you when you have money -
@Flag - in the club when we're together? Yah. But when I go back to the club on her off days, it makes up for it. They seem eager to try to make up for lost time.
@Cash - Normally, I'd completely agree with you. But, this girl doesn't get my money. I think I tipped her $50-60 on stage throughout the time we were in the club together. Typically we don't even go to the club. We spend the day going out, having fun, doing normal couple shit. And we spend our nights in more exotic ways. Now, she knows I have money, so maybe that's part of it and she just wants in on that. I'm cool with that. But, I don't pay her for her time. I'll buy dinner, cover travel expenses when we go somewhere, get a nice hotel room for us, etc. This girl legit just likes to spend time with me, and I with her. It feels more like dating than anything else, so she may be legit (in her own way) with what she's saying.
"Sven likes San Jose man's interesting words."
Brilliant!
Titus23 based on your description of your dates - I’d agree that she appears to legitimately enjoy your company. I hope things continue to go well for you.
Regardless of what she might want in the future - it’s important to enjoy the way it is now.
Agree. I'm very much living in the moment. I really like this girl and we have a great connection, but I'm not a fool. She's ghosted on me for over a month before. I know she has some stuff in her past that causes her to run at any hint of something difficult. I'd hate to lose her, but I'm not going to be destroyed if I do. Hurt maybe. I'm human after all, but it won't break me.
Glad you have that outlook. It’s iffy with these girls - especially early on. Hopefully it will be a good time when it comes together.
That is kind of a tough one Sirlapdancealot, but I personally have been leaning more towards dance experience over looks as of late.
I have two primary girls at my favorite club. If I'm looking neutrally at the situation, one of them is a 9looks/8body girl that does full DFK and insists on extensive FIV, but her HJ technique is weak. The other girl is arguably a 10face/10body girl with a great HJ technique but no DFK and no FIV. I was trying to keep my dance session amounts with them equal, as they each offer a different but fun experience, but as of late I've been giving the 9/8 girl much more attention as her dances are much more sensual and that is what I am looking for. The 10/10 girl is JUST starting to notice the sway in dance preference, but I can't see her upping her game.
Well, you are lucky that they work at different clubs so you can also keep your worlds apart. My situation is, unfortunately, becoming more of a tight rope to walk. I told the 10/10 girl that she is my Saturday day shift dancer and that the 9/8 girl is my M-F day shift dancer for when I get the chance to make it to the club on a M-F. But as of late, I've been making an effort to get over to the club more during the M-F time period instead of Saturdays. 10/10 girl, who works both time slots has mentioned that she has noticed my change in schedule as of late.
nice situation sir lap dance a lot.
Be honest with yourself. Which do you look more forward to seeing? Which one do you consistently more enjoy spending time with?
Understood. Other questions to ask yourself
Is the original getting stale, the experience monotonous?
Do you expect the new one to have staying power or do you suspect it may lose its new shine?
Why not ask your ATFDS for some stick shifting?


I'm an RIL with your avatar pic, BJ99. Any advice for me there?