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Comments by orionsmith (page 22)

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    6 years ago
    future POTUS and Senator in training
    Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
    I feel.bad 4 men cuz they will never know what it is like to feel pretty, since
    So you decided you enjoy mocking men on this site so much by saying you don't think any man can look handsome, female equivalent of pretty. Sounds like a reflection of your individual sexuality. Anyway sounds like you enjoy putting down men with your posts and enjoy mocking men by posting on a mostly male site since you are not a stripper, don't plan to be one, and don't visit strip clubs and think lowly of men in general. Might be the last I comment on one of your threads.
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    6 years ago
    JeffTUSCL
    California
    How to get rid of the lingering dancers?
    I've had dancers be just fine sitting with me even if I wasn't buying. I would just be honest and say you wanted dances from other dancers before leaving the club. Most dancers get the message. You aren't there just for her.
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    6 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Dancer Ratings 1-10
    Agre with doctor evil and Shadowcat.
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    6 years ago
    chessmaster
    Illinois
    Pick one
    pass on all of them.
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    6 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Let's go!
    I agree she was flirting or joking but you never know where that may lead. Olive Garden used to have a dish called Tour of Italy though. She might like the Tour of Italy or something else. I don't know if you are already sleeping with her but no way would I take someone I don't know or never been out with on a long trip. If you discover she's a pain to be with longer than a hour or few hours or expects to be paid for her time, you're stuck with her and or possibly paying to send her home with a hissy fit ruining your tine.
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    6 years ago
    How important is physical attraction to you at the strip club?
    It's very important. I'm not going to get a dance from someone Im not attracted to. As far as the level of attractiveness I'd be very happy to get a dance from a 10 with a nice attitude but if a 7 approaches me with a nice attitude, I might bite as well. I realize the 10 might be busy or have a very bad attitude and I don't have time to get to know all the dancers.
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    6 years ago
    LecherousMonk
    Mom's basement
    Post-Clubbing Impressions
    I knew of one stripper teaching pole lessons but she charged money and had a side business doing it I believe. Actually I met a lot of strippers doing other work at one club. A lot of the work was completely unrelated to stripping which was different.
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    6 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    chessmaster mode
    Gross. Took away my urge to visit strip clubs for tonight. Wasnt planning on it anyway. I've driven thousands of miles in the last 2 months and feel happy to stay home.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Stupid Shit Strippers Say
    Too numerous to remember too much. When I was visiting the same club every week, I could always tell a stripper was new not just because I hadn't seen her before, but sometimes even with me sitting in the VIP section, she would ask if I've been here before. My thoughts, oh yes, I've only been visiting this club for 10 maybe 15 years. Where was she at? I see and hear stupid stuff all the time but unfortunately it's often before I even arrive at a club. This evening I was waiting for a green arrow to turn left. I got the arrow and needed to turn right. Someone on the other side decided they could right on red right in front of me as if they had the right of way. They were doing it super slow too. I sped around them before they finished turning since I was already legally turning left with a green arrow. When I got in the right lane, the stupid jerk honked their horn. I was thinking don't like someone turning in front of you holding you up? Now you know how making an illegal turn in front of me feels. My turns were legal though. Guess I could have simply stopped in the intersection and waited for the stupid idiot to finish his slow illegal turn in front of me. You never know what an idiot may do next. The other day in Charlotte on a busy 10 lane intersection, the light turned green and most lanes started moving when I saw brake lights everywhere. Someone decided to suddenly run the red light and drive straight out past all 5 lanes on my side. Whoever it was lucked out everyone hit their brakes in time. Running red lights or not waiting for traffic that has a right of way before turning right on red, idiots especially when they get upset a few seconds later. Of course I see such idiots wrecking their cars or showing up in the paper days later with serious wrecks and consider that you either need to be fast to avoid idiots or stay clear. Back on strippers. I once met a couple stripoers from alternate universes. One weekend a stripper said hi, haven't seen you in 2 years. Next weekend same stripper said hi, haven't seen you in 2 years. I said that that was true last week when you said that. She said she didn't see me last week. Decided she must not remember anything or was on drugs. Possibility I switched to an alternate universe, 1% chance. One time a stripper introduced herself and I said we already talked a few weeks ago. Told her about where she grew up, where she lived, etc. etc. she seemed surprised. Then she said, I must have been really fucked up referring to herself. She didnt appear fucked up that week. To describe herself as really fucked up, hilarious. When I used to visit the same strip club every week same day, same time, and employees would greet me and say, hi, haven't seen you in a long time, where have you been? Hilarious. I'm a traveler of alternate earths visiting the same strip club on thousands of parallel earths. Although I did wonder why some of the strippers suddenly changed appearances and sometimes I wouldn't see certain dancers for weeks at a time and then they would suddenly be back. I always figured it was schedule changes. However there was a time in a large strip club a dancer ticked me off a little with her attitude. She appeared upset as well and walked off with an attitude. Even gave me back a dollar tip I gave her after she asked for it. Too small amount for her. About 1 minute later I got up and sat on the other side of the club. Guess who walked up about a minute later asking for a dance? The girl who was all upset and apparently cant remember jack or that she was upset a minute ago. I asked if she remembered me? Apparently not.
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    6 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Ill be fucking my first pireced pussy
    The girl I knew like that was crazy. Just kidding. She was a thrill seeker and risk taker. Maybe soon Juice will be talked into getting some piercings. Let us know if it hurts. Lol.
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    6 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Ill be fucking my first pireced pussy
    Your first? I'm surprised you are a pierced pussy virgin.
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    6 years ago
    Does anyone do dream interpretation?
    Lol, might be truth in that. Traveling again tomorrow. Less than 4 hours total though.
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    6 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Two more postion moves and ill be traveling for business
    Hope you like to travel, I've been all over the US and don't care for it a whole lot. Of course if you like it and your company pays travel expenses, you might love it.
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    6 years ago
    Does anyone do dream interpretation?
    It felt good though. :)
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    6 years ago
    future POTUS and Senator in training
    Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
    Juice plz change ur TUSCL name to something cooler
    Juice sounds nasty? My what a dirty mind you have Nicole. :)
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    6 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    What do you call a stripper's birth control pills?
    Lol
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    6 years ago
    Who's your favorite girl to look at in the morning?
    Rachel is usually wearing a sexy tight dress. I'd be going to strip clubs more if the strippers looked as good.
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    6 years ago
    twentyfive
    Living well and enjoying my retirement
    Trolls
    Pay? no way. If I pay, I want beer and food and a naked girl.
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    6 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    The Innocence of Juice
    Oh, I remember you said you work weekends. The way things are going, we could end up in the same club one night. Some dancer will probably tell me the VIP room is busy.
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    6 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    The Innocence of Juice
    I heard upon arrest, a lot say I'm innocent. Really. I always heard don't do anything I wouldn't do but if you do don't get caught. Good thing you are innocent. It's everyone else's fault.
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    6 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    The Innocence of Juice
    You still up or did you wake up early like me?
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    6 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Stand Up or Sit Down for the NFL
    I don't think at work during a public ceremony is the right time to make a personal public display and protest. The millionaires or NFL players have the money to invite news crews to make a public display ceremony on their own time to do a public protest over what they perceive as Injustices in society without doing it at work for them. I'm not even sure what they are protesting anymore. Seems like they are doing it just because their friends are protesting. Doing protests only at work seems phony to me. Not even taking the time to put extra effort to use their own personal time. Just seems they aren't really into any significant protest. I think if hundreds of nfl players met on their own time to do a protest ceremony, news reporters and the public would be interested. They could do some PR with it and let kids and the public meet and greet and get signed footballs and bring attention to their issues they want to protest. I never watch nfl games at the start so if the news hadn't discussed kneeling, I wouldn't have even known. I doubt much of the public even cares that much.
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    6 years ago
    Maus3r
    Stredocesky kraj
    My last discussion topic - A Toast!
    Cheers! No alcohol right now but will have some later in the week. Had pizza and fell asleep early. Woke up early and hot. Planning on going back to sleep. 3am is too early to get up and stay up.
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    6 years ago
    TheeOSU
    FUCK IT!
    Sen John McCain
    This was the first I heard about it. Go to sleep and wake up and he's dead. Didn't take long between deciding to stop treatment and death. I would have liked to have heard he buried the hatchet and didn't stay bitter to the end with the president but some people prefer to stay bitter to the end is what I thought yesterday. I respect McCains service to our country. I also agree with his comments that congress isn't getting much done and it would be better if congress passed bi partisan bills. One example of getting nothing done is with social security. By the time I am retirement age, funding will have to be cut over 23% I heard if nothing is done before then. I'm ok with dropping the max income to stop paying for it to shore it up and to cut funding a little over time so as not to affect current retired people. This said in agreement with McCain that big things need to be done and aren't. It won't be fair or right to dump all the cuts suddenly on my generation and younger people suddenly because of a do nothing congress. That being said, I have no doubt more democrats will be elected who will want to raise taxes. I'm not in favor of tax increases just to raise taxes for our government to spend more. Mc Cain said he wasn't any good with economics. I respect his honesty as well. That is something rare among politicians. RIP.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    future POTUS and Senator in training
    Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
    Stop holding doors for us if you don't want to talk about ending rape culture as
    Whatever happened to Dougster? I miss the simple LOL. Maybe another crypto currency fallout victim. Ok, on topic, I will hold the door open if you are within 3 feet of the door or if you're wearing something sexy or I know you or work with you but you still have to be close to the door. I did press the open elevator door the other day but the guys hand was practically in the door. I pressed the wrong button. door opened instead of closed. It was 50/50 chance. Just joking. I'm usually nice except when someone goes 45 in a 55 zone on a two lane road. Then they speed up to 65 in a passing zone, then slow back down when you can't pass. I hate those people. I eventually got around. I figure they are simply retarded or mean spirited or on drugs. Either way, I don't like following them. People should go one speed and stop speeding up when someone tries to pass unless they like being an asshole. Obviously there are a lot out there.