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6 years ago
I clicked anyway. Guy dressed up in a stripper bikini. Hope strip clubsdont go there. Not my kind of club.
Now if shadow got a pic of juice dancing in a bikini in a club, could burn your eyes out.
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6 years ago
If I was playing football with my finances, I feel like I got the ball back but I'm on the 7 yard line on the wrong side. Playing it safe. I can't afford any more big trade losses. Plus the market could top out at any point between now and the next few months and a crash could follow. A crash could result in major national job losses and another round of mortgage meltdowns going into 2020 so I do not feel secure. Might be overthinking it.
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6 years ago
I'm making more money than ever but my savings is down and it might take years to recover from some really bad trades. Do I feel secure? No. Currently saving a lot but I need to move and want to buy a house I think without selling my current one first. Makes me feel poor even though I'm saving the most money per month than I ever have. I have some debt I haven't paid back too. It's against my prior habits to keep 14k in debt when I could pay it off but then no money for a down payment nor emergency fund.
If juice had a 12 month emergency fund to have 12 months of expenses, that sounds like he would need over 5k a month or over 60k just sitting in the bank. Of course I don't call 5k a month VIP dances as required expenses. I count food, mortgage payments, insurance, gas, etc. therefore juice could need 100k emergency fund to really have a 12 month emergency fund.
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6 years ago
Ive had complete air lap dances years ago.
Tough competition would be getting cut during a lap dance. She had something sharp on her and cut my leg by accident. I didn't realize I was cut until I saw the blood running down my leg.
In third place, a girl who sat on my lap and refused to take off her top. She actually seemed confused why I never would ever buy another dance from her even after asking probably a dozen times in the months to follow.
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6 years ago
Holy crap.
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6 years ago
I'm not asking people to believe me but I was serious. I've seen stuff that would spook many people. Lucky me. I'd probably have the same reaction that I had when someone I knew in college said he drove through a rainbow and saw colors all over the place. People were asking him what drugs he took.
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6 years ago
My first thought when reading this thread were atheist parents telling their kids to be good and Santa Claus may pay them a visit for Christmas. It would be promoting fake beliefs because the fantasy was enjoyable when the parent was a kid. Makes me wonder how many atheist parents instruct their kids there is no Santa Claus, Easter bunny, or tooth fairy and try to use logic and reason to teach their kids. I suppose the Vulcan way is not common.
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6 years ago
If it wasn't for weird stuff, we wouldn't have any mysteries though.
It was probably a friendly ghost following me around. Scared a guy in the lobby big time. I was wondering if he saw something I didn't. 2000 people lived in the building and no came into the lobby the whole time I was there for about 20 minutes or so. Whatever was the source followed me to another building. I found out the buildings were haunted. Ghosts were moving stuff for me. Never happened again. At least I know without a doubt the paranormal exists.
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6 years ago
I did have electrical issues for several months even in the summer time. I suspect it was a combination of high iron in my blood and the way my shorts rubbed one new strip club chairs every time I got up to tip strippers on stage when one club got new chairs. I became super charged. I usually touched the metal railing so I didn't shock the dancers. I wondered if others were having the same issue. Problem went away after I gave blood.
3 was the lie. I never tested my current car to see how fast it would go. I once had an officer tell me he could arrest me for going 15 over with out of state tags. I drove slower after that.
A big tornado went over the house I was in. It took out all the trees and branches overhanging the house and chopped them off at roof level. My bedroom wall was shaking. Only reason I'm probably alive was because someone built that house with a gazillion nails to withstand a cat 5 hurricane apparently.
The dust devil that formed around me seemed almost paranormal. I usually don't talk about that stuff because I wouldn't even believe it myself if I hadn't seen it. Maybe it was a cool coincidence since I was already walking but really weird. The dust devil was at least 12 stories tall when we both stopped at my building. I got a big face full of dust when I decided to walk through the eye wall. Not strong enough to hurt me. It dissipated after I got out of it. Actually I'm thankful cameras were not common back then. I'd be famous. I met a stripper who claimed she was inside a dust devil too. What are the odds?
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6 years ago
I need a couple million to feel wealthy and to feel like I had enough to retire. I'd be real happy to get a million too but would feel much better with 2 or 3 million. Trump never offered that job and salary nor did Warren buffet, bill gates, nor any other billionaire. If I didn't have a good job, I'd be sol.
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6 years ago
I will choose gawker lie as number 1.
Here are 3 for me.
I once asked a favorite dancer if anyone else was having electrical issues in the club. She said no, only you. To prove I wasn't joking, I shocked the hell out of her when she touched me at the stage.
2. I've been directly underneath a strong tornado and walked inside the eye of a large dust devil for about a minute or two. The dust devil actually formed around me and grew.
3. I've tested every car I owned to see what the top speed actually is.
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6 years ago
his employer cleared the air. Fired.
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6 years ago
Lol. I thought calling Nicole psychotic meant she might fit in here. Reminds me of LHM without all the money or drugs. Wonder if LHM ran out of money?
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6 years ago
I didn't read how bad it was but I remember visiting Godivas once about 20 years ago.
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6 years ago
donuts
Pizza
Nicole is psychotic.
Just what I picked up skimming this thread.
Did I miss anything?
I ate the whole box of donuts last weekend. They were good too. Lemon filled.
Been eating waffles the last 2 mornings.
I never met a stripper called waffle before.
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6 years ago
If strippers knew I had cooking skills too, I'd probably never be alone. Cooked spaghetti tonight and some hamburgers for later. Made a shake a while ago. All tasted much better than any fast food. Made some toast with garlic powder with the spaghetti even though the store bought Texas Toast tastes better. Didn't think about it when buying groceries.
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6 years ago
Donuts are cheap. I can buy more.
Congrats on your wedding. :)
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6 years ago
I bought some donuts but no girl showed up. Already finished half the box. Walmart had a ton of fresh donuts but still not as fresh as straight from Krispy Creme.
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6 years ago
If it makes anyone feel better, I bought some donuts. Lemon filled, they were good. I ate half the box.
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6 years ago
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two_bitsIf there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby
I don't spend any time tweeting important stuff like thinking about taking tesla private or going to slap another 20% tariffs on so and so if they tariff us back, etc. I just post on here. It doesn't affect stocks or anyone else that much. I didn't think anyone cared if we posted at 3 or 4 am. At least it sounds like I'm getting more sleep than Elon Musk. Life might be less exciting if we had a separate section for world leaders and CEOs to post on here instead of doing tweet storms. Thinking about taking tesla private? Oh can't believe anything posted on here. I work full time but not every day.
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6 years ago
All that time and I never noticed his name spelled out Dracula backwards even with his vampire pics on occasion. Maybe I didn't care at the time. Agree with Jack about him being paranoid etc. I generally got along good with him except when his paranoia took over. He did not understand sarcasm or humour at all, thought I was mocking him at the slightest off topic thing. Enjoyed the flaming going on between Alucard and Dougster. Thought they were amusing. Alucard didn't seem to understand normal human interactions or something. Always thought people were mocking him when not even mentioned. I had no ill will towards him and didn't intentionally mock him under an old Id that I knew of. Was surprised to hear he died. I didn't wish that upon him. I might have been nicer if I knew he didn't have long to live. He took some of my joking the wrong way and thought I was mocking him. He didn't understand sometimes the people you see every day might enjoy giving you a hard time if they like you. It's the people who hate you that really cause problems and don't talk to you unless necessary. Oh well. He had the same mistaken belief as many liberals that no one except police and military should have gun rights so that the public should not have the right. I disagreed. He seemed even more determined when unarmed defenseless kids got gunned down. I said one armed teacher could have saved the lives of all those kids. He disagreed. No common sense.
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6 years ago
All I know is don't use the McDonald's shitter after Juice left. I read stories.
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6 years ago
Just as I was thinking about buying some donuts. I'm not near a donut store though.
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6 years ago
I wanted to buy some donuts the other day but didn't want to have to eat a whole box by myself. I noticed my hotel was just past a Krispy Creme and a Dunkin donuts.Talk about temptation. Next week my hotel is near twin peaks. No donuts unless I go on a detour. I only share food in person.
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6 years ago
I don't have Nicole on ignore. She might really be a female hoping to learn enough skills to become a stripper one day. She can read and write. Maybe not the best but she can learn. Most strippers are not college graduates like many of the males posting here.