Comments by realDougster (page 20)

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@Cashman - do you think he joined SJG’s organization before or after his coma?

Hmmm...not a bad way to go...glad the GF's okay

and he's really fast... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOvyRjVQLjE

"Schwinn does not really exist anymore either." Just like your organization

@ 25 - yeah, that can be really anno

So Skibum doesn’t like to shower or wash his hands. Good to know. Kinda surprising tho, considering how much of a germaphobe his hero Trumb is

Strippers need love too

I say "no" to strippers on cocaine. Everyone knows heroin-addicted strippers are the best - just ask Gawker and Rick Dugan.

*here = her

@BJ99 - Yep, so after CF, you take here to Victoria’s Secret at the mall

“Maybe porn closeups are best viewed in non-HD...” Maybe Vaseline on the lens like Penthouse use to do back in the day?

@Cashman - if we go to a cash-less society, will you have to change your user name?

Today 'll shine up my old brown shoes. I'll put on a brand new shirt I'll get home early from work and head to the strip club - who's with me?

Good rule, but needs a disclaimer: Not for use by anyone 26 or younger

“OK I'm seriously going to open-ended ask this girl where she wants to go if we do lunch” @max - Exactly. 9 times out of 10 it will be Cheesecake Factory (or maybe Olive Garden, sigh) Why waste funds on a Michelin rated restaurant that your date won’t appreciate?

@ shayleen - don’t be a flake. Most dancers love Cheesecake Factory.

@cash - Olive Garden? In my experience, all dancers love Cheesecake Factory. See my new discussion post

If your self driving car stopped for a street walker, would that be prostitution?

Right on! Now you're hep, man.

Don't be a square. Car key wallet date = when you hold your car keys in one hand, to show her you have a bitchin ride, and hold your wallet in the other hand, to show her you got bread. Dig?

Sorry, Daddy-o. SA = Seeking Arrangement. You dig?

"Do I cut this PL?" Yes. 3 ways - Long, hard, & deep.

The first cut is the deepest

Next time get a pre-nup