A friend asked me the other day why he only sees me with much younger, slim/athletic women. He knows I rather just be alone than be with an age appropriate female companion or a woman who is overweight.
I just told him I follow one simple guidance, the Rule Of Two-Thirds:
*She cannot be more than two-thirds my age. *She cannot be more than two-thirds my weight.
Women have their own dating rules. I remember overhearing a few woman talking at a bar once. The one woman was telling her friends that she only dates men that are a Triple Six:
*At least six feet tall *At least a six figure salary *At least six inches in the trousers
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Rule of Two Thirds! Never thought of it that way. But I probably do the same thing.
Ha! I'll tell them I'm in the triple six club....
Good rule, but needs a disclaimer: Not for use by anyone 26 or younger
Read the title and then the thread. Thankful this was not a variation on the three-fifth compromise.
I like the rule of 2 turds
You put your 2 turds in, you put your 2 turds out. You do the hokey pokey and you turd in all around
MackTruck is great! The rule of two turds - lol! And the hokey pokey too!!!
^ you really shouldn't. Dats what I've been trying to tell 'youse guys.
Mack,
Just for you...
AC/DC Hokey Pokey
Dam, Clubber! That is awesome! Who knew the Honey Pokey could get a standing ovation! Lmfao! You rock brother Clubber!
@DC9428... Brotha, you need some game fool
Slap den bitches with da dollar bilz
Brilliant!
Haha I missed this... lmfao
@clubber that is great!!
What if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about?
I think a woman finding a man with all those stats is more rare than a man finding a woman with those requirements.
Hey guys, some of us are Unicorns now!!!
I kind of like that two-thirds rule Sinclair never thought of it that way but I probably follow that myself LOL
I like to tell her I’m two thirds of a triple six!! Works every time.
Though when juice overheard it he thought I was talking about the new hamburger at Wendy’s.
Dominic, lol.
I'm a fat bastard so Id have to modify it to a 2/3 & 1/3 rule. 2/3rds my age and 1/3rd my weight. A 24 y.o. and 115 lbs stripper sounds perfect to me.
I used to only like slim gals when I was younger. As I've gotten older (53 now), I've come to appreciate women with curves, even a little on a chunky side, but not obese. I don't mind thicker legs and some belly fat. Fuck, I'll take what I can get.
Definitely have an issue with civies as well.
Girls are full of shit. I've seen them with short guys with no jobs, guess that nigga was packing 18 inches... lmao
Agewise I've heard half your age plus 7
GACA - that’s a very good point.
I think some girls watch too much HGTV. Then they will take on a fat short guy - as another home improvement project!
I think if I married a chick, I'd need her to make a salary at least two-thirds of what I make. I would not want to go through life paranoid about getting financially ruined in a divorce.
Yeah. I think my rule is more like,8.
At least 5’8”, w 8”, and spends a healthy 8 hr/ day playing Xbox and smoking weed (at least on weekends).
Bj99 lol that was funny
BJ99, I don’t meet any of your criteria. But does masturbating eight times a week count?
As I get older, my age ratio keeps going down. It’s at about .5 now.
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