The Rule Of Two-Thirds

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sinclair
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A friend asked me the other day why he only sees me with much younger, slim/athletic women. He knows I rather just be alone than be with an age appropriate female companion or a woman who is overweight.

I just told him I follow one simple guidance, the Rule Of Two-Thirds:

*She cannot be more than two-thirds my age.
*She cannot be more than two-thirds my weight.

Women have their own dating rules. I remember overhearing a few woman talking at a bar once. The one woman was telling her friends that she only dates men that are a Triple Six:

*At least six feet tall
*At least a six figure salary
*At least six inches in the trousers

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Warrior15
7 years ago
Rule of Two Thirds! Never thought of it that way. But I probably do the same thing.
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max_starr
7 years ago
Ha! I'll tell them I'm in the triple six club....
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realDougster
7 years ago
Good rule, but needs a disclaimer: Not for use by anyone 26 or younger
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l00ber
7 years ago
Read the title and then the thread. Thankful this was not a variation on the three-fifth compromise.
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MackTruck
7 years ago
I like the rule of 2 turds
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MackTruck
7 years ago
You put your 2 turds in, you put your 2 turds out. You do the hokey pokey and you turd in all around
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Cashman1234
7 years ago
MackTruck is great! The rule of two turds - lol! And the hokey pokey too!!!
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Dominic77
7 years ago
^ you really shouldn't. Dats what I've been trying to tell 'youse guys.
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Clubber
7 years ago
Mack,

Just for you...

AC/DC Hokey Pokey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SggV-XFK…
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MackTruck
7 years ago
Dam, Clubber! That is awesome! Who knew the Honey Pokey could get a standing ovation! Lmfao! You rock brother Clubber!
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MackTruck
7 years ago
@DC9428... Brotha, you need some game fool
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MackTruck
7 years ago
Slap den bitches with da dollar bilz
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Randle_McMurphy
7 years ago
Brilliant!
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crazyjoe
7 years ago
Haha I missed this... lmfao
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joc13
7 years ago
@clubber that is great!!

What if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about?
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shailynn
7 years ago
I think a woman finding a man with all those stats is more rare than a man finding a woman with those requirements.

Hey guys, some of us are Unicorns now!!!
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ButterMan
7 years ago
I kind of like that two-thirds rule Sinclair never thought of it that way but I probably follow that myself LOL
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Dominic77
7 years ago
I like to tell her I’m two thirds of a triple six!! Works every time.

Though when juice overheard it he thought I was talking about the new hamburger at Wendy’s.
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chessmaster
7 years ago
Dominic, lol.
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whodey
7 years ago
I'm a fat bastard so Id have to modify it to a 2/3 & 1/3 rule. 2/3rds my age and 1/3rd my weight. A 24 y.o. and 115 lbs stripper sounds perfect to me.
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JAprufrock
7 years ago
I used to only like slim gals when I was younger. As I've gotten older (53 now), I've come to appreciate women with curves, even a little on a chunky side, but not obese. I don't mind thicker legs and some belly fat. Fuck, I'll take what I can get.
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GACA
7 years ago
Definitely have an issue with civies as well.

1) 6ft even
2)North of six figures
3) Definitely bigger than 6 inches

Girls are full of shit. I've seen them with short guys with no jobs, guess that nigga was packing 18 inches... lmao
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magicrat
7 years ago
Agewise I've heard half your age plus 7
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Cashman1234
7 years ago
GACA - that’s a very good point.

I think some girls watch too much HGTV. Then they will take on a fat short guy - as another home improvement project!
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sinclair
7 years ago
I think if I married a chick, I'd need her to make a salary at least two-thirds of what I make. I would not want to go through life paranoid about getting financially ruined in a divorce.
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Bj99
7 years ago
Yeah. I think my rule is more like,8.

At least 5’8”, w 8”, and spends a healthy 8 hr/ day playing Xbox and smoking weed (at least on weekends).
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GoVikings
7 years ago
Bj99 lol that was funny
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JAprufrock
7 years ago
BJ99, I don’t meet any of your criteria. But does masturbating eight times a week count?
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doctorevil
7 years ago
As I get older, my age ratio keeps going down. It’s at about .5 now.
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