The Rule Of Two-Thirds

29 comments

• Warrior15

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  6 years ago

  Rule of Two Thirds! Never thought of it that way. But I probably do the same thing.
• max_starr

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  6 years ago

  Ha! I'll tell them I'm in the triple six club....
• realDougster

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  6 years ago

  Good rule, but needs a disclaimer: Not for use by anyone 26 or younger
• l00ber

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  6 years ago

  Read the title and then the thread. Thankful this was not a variation on the three-fifth compromise.
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  I like the rule of 2 turds
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  You put your 2 turds in, you put your 2 turds out. You do the hokey pokey and you turd in all around
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  MackTruck is great! The rule of two turds - lol! And the hokey pokey too!!!
• Dominic77

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  6 years ago

  ^ you really shouldn't. Dats what I've been trying to tell 'youse guys.
• Clubber

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  6 years ago

  Mack, Just for you... AC/DC Hokey Pokey [view link]
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  Dam, Clubber! That is awesome! Who knew the Honey Pokey could get a standing ovation! Lmfao! You rock brother Clubber!
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  @DC9428... Brotha, you need some game fool
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  Slap den bitches with da dollar bilz
• Randle_McMurphy

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  6 years ago

  Brilliant!
• crazyjoe

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  6 years ago

  Haha I missed this... lmfao
• joc13

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  6 years ago

  @clubber that is great!! What if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about?
• shailynn

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  6 years ago

  I think a woman finding a man with all those stats is more rare than a man finding a woman with those requirements. Hey guys, some of us are Unicorns now!!!
• ButterMan

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  6 years ago

  I kind of like that two-thirds rule Sinclair never thought of it that way but I probably follow that myself LOL
• Dominic77

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  6 years ago

  I like to tell her I’m two thirds of a triple six!! Works every time. Though when juice overheard it he thought I was talking about the new hamburger at Wendy’s.
• chessmaster

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  6 years ago

  Dominic, lol.
• whodey

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  6 years ago

  I'm a fat bastard so Id have to modify it to a 2/3 & 1/3 rule. 2/3rds my age and 1/3rd my weight. A 24 y.o. and 115 lbs stripper sounds perfect to me.
• JAprufrock

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  6 years ago

  I used to only like slim gals when I was younger. As I've gotten older (53 now), I've come to appreciate women with curves, even a little on a chunky side, but not obese. I don't mind thicker legs and some belly fat. Fuck, I'll take what I can get.
• GACA

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  6 years ago

  Definitely have an issue with civies as well. 1) 6ft even 2)North of six figures 3) Definitely bigger than 6 inches Girls are full of shit. I've seen them with short guys with no jobs, guess that nigga was packing 18 inches... lmao
• magicrat

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  6 years ago

  Agewise I've heard half your age plus 7
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  GACA - that’s a very good point. I think some girls watch too much HGTV. Then they will take on a fat short guy - as another home improvement project!
• sinclair

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  6 years ago

  I think if I married a chick, I'd need her to make a salary at least two-thirds of what I make. I would not want to go through life paranoid about getting financially ruined in a divorce.
• Bj99

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  6 years ago

  Yeah. I think my rule is more like,8. At least 5’8”, w 8”, and spends a healthy 8 hr/ day playing Xbox and smoking weed (at least on weekends).
• GoVikings

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  6 years ago

  Bj99 lol that was funny
• JAprufrock

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  6 years ago

  BJ99, I don’t meet any of your criteria. But does masturbating eight times a week count?
• doctorevil

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  6 years ago

  As I get older, my age ratio keeps going down. It’s at about .5 now.