So... if you’ve been to the clubs in Tijuana you know how helpful or annoying these guys can be. In my opinion finding the right one can greatly improve your experience. I know some guys have favorites and even know thier schedules. Let’s hear it for these guys. If you have one that has gone above and beyond tell us who he is, where he works, days or nights. Hopefully we can get a list here that other members can refer to when they go down for future visits.
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last commentNo i dont need the meseros nor do i need their hep lol , I tell them to get out of the way , I can pick and communicate with the right Puta myself
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Last time I was in Hong Kong, the waiters were so annoying. They would not leave me alone and kept trying to bring girls to me. I finally told them bluntly that I can find my own girls.
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I had the opposite experience. I thought the waiters were very helpful and weren't pushy at all. I didn't pick a particular one though so I don't have a name to put on your list. But if you don't speak Spanish, they are almost a necessity. And the best girls tend to stand in a corner. The waiters go get those girls.
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Do you grease the Meseros?
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I always tip them if they are doing a good job. This is a service industry and tips go a long way.
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there is one mesero that has hit the target dead center at least twice... (and maybe more...) with the most excellent girls. i have not remembered his name or his ever changing number... but he knows what i like. i rarely ever buy drinks from him.
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People post about these meseros, getting them to send them girls. I have no idea why guys do this, when they could make a bigger impression by selecting a girl and then approaching her themselves.
SJG
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SJG - No hablo Español . If I did, I probably would impress the girl when I approached her. The waiters take out that translation problem.
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I understand, but learning some Spanish is not that hard, and it sounds like in TJ they replace talking with DFKing anyway.
Otherwise, home girls. Even if their club sucks, you see them outside.
SJG
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I hope the guys in the reviews who say they tip the meseros $20+ are atleast copping a feel of on the mesero first, shits ridiculous
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Yes, let google give you Spanish language instructions for feeling girls up.
Seriously, I was not good at it until I watched how the Mexican men did it in your underground table dancing circuit.
SJG
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$20 ? Oh, no. Try $1 to a waiter.
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i tip $5 to the mesero if i take the girl arriba. that one mesero is more than satisfied with $5. he had done it twice before for me.
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and he seems to really know what is my preferred.
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and... my goodness... he picks them well...
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and i never ask him to get me a girl...
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and i never ask a mesero to bring me a girl.
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oh... disregard the last post.
too much vodka.....
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and he's really fast...
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I don’t use any for translation. If they are good they bring me drinks and give me info on girls. I may tell one what I like and send him off like a heat seeking missile. They are also great at keeping people away when you don’t want to be bothered. The last one that I was happy with was Jorge #24. HK Bar on a Tuesday morning. He did an awsome job.
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Tell the mesero what girl you like? Why not get up and approach her yourself?
SJG
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i usually do. but this mesero seems to know my preference and brings her to me before i move.
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^^^^^
Oh well, I guess life could be worse.
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I also say that the front room make out sessions, the GFE Auditions, which the HK bar is known for should become standard in US clubs.
Here, the OP, Scottsdale, front room makeout session:
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Our OP might not have liked the girl, but others may have seen it differently, and likely they do have other girls.
SJG
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I have a question SJG. Have you ever been to HK or Tijuana for that matter? Posting YouTube videos from 2011 serve what purpose? Just a question.
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Dblednmike, what a fucking stupid ass question you ask. I have always made it 100% clear that I have not been there, and that it is still going to be a while before I am there. Go soak your head in a chemical toilet full of shit.
SJG
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I asked for a simple reason. I wanted to know if you were just an internet troll, a douche, or an idiot. I have my answer now. Thanks...
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And what are you Dblednmike, just a jackass?
SJG
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I’m a lot of things, jackass included. But I try not to derail discussions or belittle others just to see my words online.
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I certainly don't do such things either.
SJG
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