Where do you take her?
realDougster
Navigating the post-FOSTA apocalypse
You’re taking a stripper/SA girl on a (car key wallet) dinner date. Where do you take her:
a. Applebee’s
b. Cheesecake Factory
c. Olive Garden
d. Waffle House
a. Applebee’s
b. Cheesecake Factory
c. Olive Garden
d. Waffle House
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The answer is Olive Garden. It’s a known fact that just about every stripper out there thinks Olive Garden is a classy joint and an easy way to impress your date. Nothing beats a good Italian dinner that’s been prepared by a microwave and you can’t beat those frozen breadsticks.
Parading a spandex wearing, platform and thong wearing, dirty girl - through a Red Lobster lobby is one of the great pl experiences! Watching the other folks frown as she licks the salt off the rim of her $16 margarita is something we should all enjoy! Having her bend over - to look at the live lobsters - so her tits fall out - is entertainment for all the folks waiting with their beepers!
@max - Exactly. 9 times out of 10 it will be Cheesecake Factory (or maybe Olive Garden, sigh) Why waste funds on a Michelin rated restaurant that your date won’t appreciate?
A couple years ago I arranged to meet a dancer for dinner at the restaurant of her choice - Red Lobster (sorry, realDougster). It was summer, and she showed up in all her stripper glory - bleached blonde hair with the roots showing, tanning salon tan, over-whitened teeth, wearing high heels, incredibility tiny and tight booty shorts and a low-cut, midriff baring top that could barely contain her large, fake breasts. The place was packed with families - Mom's, Dad's, kids, grandparents - and you know how noisy those places get, but as the hostess walked us back to our table, the dining room literally went silent, guys were frozen, with fork-fulls of shrimp scampi halfway to their face, staring open-mouthed at her as she walked by, Moms were covering their son's eyes with their hands, it was awesome.
Thanks for bringing back a great memory.
I’m not a guy who invests lots of money in otc stripper meals, but the Red Lobster parade is worth it!
I try to order the most attention getting food and drink I can find. Dueling Lobster tails - with a big frozen drink and a big beer too. If they had sizzling fajitas - I’d order them - just to draw more attention to my filthy fake girlfriend!
Then, when you're wife as your car towed, because she's a bitch, walk back home across ever's grass lawn with a slutty stripper in tow, platforms and all. Of course when you get home, your wife probably changed the alarm code, but don't worry. SET THAT FUCKER OFF. So now it's not just the nosy neighbors will see what you're doing. Everyone will.
With the alarm still blaring, your wife may or may not be making a scene, use the automatic opener to open the garage door, back out your Mercedes S550, the one she had towed home, open the passenger door for the stripper, and drive off like a boss.
I got the Lexus and freedom - lol!
If you’re not first, you’re last.
I knew then that it would not last.
But the need should not be that often.
But still, if you are not giving money to her, she will seem to want you to be spending money on her. The former is quite practical. That latter is completely wasteful.
In the group I am building the need for such will have been designed out. I tell you this, just to show that if you think these kinds of things through, there can be other alternatives.
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So I’m always leaving it on the plate and getting it taken away. Whereas the woman in heehaw trailer park fashion, will stick the fork in her mouth, lick it clean, then slam it down on the bare table for the next course.
I left wondering, oh, that wasn’t the salad/dinner/seafood/dessert fork? We only get ONE FORK. Shit. :-/
SJG
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I conducted an informal survey tonight, asking a random sample of dancers what their favorite kind of food was.
The most popular answer was sea food.
Applebee's was a nice date when I was 17. It's not terrible, but very unimpressive chain food. Boring. I'd rather go to a cool gastro pub.
Cheesecake Factory - meh, but the best out of the choices. Still not a good first date.
Olive Garden is disgusting shit food.
Waffle House? Oh let's just go to the local diner and grab some hot dogs. Please.
Most of the strippers I've met love Red Lobster unless you are meeting them after work... 3 AM.....then it's Bob Evans.
Besides crab legs the other popular choice seems to be "Mexican" ...not as a date but as food they love....is Chipotle....Chipotle gift cards seem to have more impact than about anything else outside the club.......well maybe a close third behind Grant or Franklin pictures in a green background.