Car Key Wallet Dates - Better with Strippers or SA Girls?

Car key wallet dates? What? I don't understand the lingo of young, cool people.

Sorry, Daddy-o. SA = Seeking Arrangement. You dig?

I don't dig. I get SA. What is a car key wallet date?

Don't be a square. Car key wallet date = when you hold your car keys in one hand, to show her you have a bitchin ride, and hold your wallet in the other hand, to show her you got bread. Dig?

Does anybody else dig realDougster? That definition for car key wallet date is brilliant!

Given
Typical stripper = quit trying to have a relationship with me, just give me money and I will fuck you (but I'm not a hooker since I do this only with you)
Typical guy fucking a stripper = I'm not fucking a hooker, cause she's a stripper and I had to talk her into fucking me and she only does this with me
Typical SA girl = quit trying to give me money to fuck you, I want a relationship (so I can deny that I'm a hooker)
Typical guy fucking an SA girl - sure, I'm giving her way more money than any hooker I've ever fucked, but I'm not fucking a hooker because I have a relationship with her

I'd say your best bet is with a stripper.

To attract the SA girl, you'd need a printout of your portfolio with gain projections, or 5yr forecast P&L for your business, so she can feel comfortable you can pay her 10k/allowance for at least 2 years.

Something like this?

http://replacecarkey.org/wp-content/uplo…

https://fm.cnbc.com/applications/cnbc.co…

Very well said realDougster! Said so the young hipsters can relate!

Right on! Now you're hep, man.

Joc13 - your characterization is perfect!

I’m feeling less square - I dig!

LMAO

@cashman Thanks! But, as mentioned in the other recent SA thread, there are definitely all types on SA. I suppose if you used a "car keys and wallet" picture as your main profile pic, you would attract the SA girls drawn to that.

Well, with the stripper you get your public time with her in the club. Away from the club, on a Car Key Wallet Date, she will probably be a disappointment. So better to just take her home with you and start pumping loads into her. That still gives you plenty of time for talk.

With the SA girl on the otherhand, you have to start the arrangement somewhere, and she probably has less sex partners and nothing going on so theatrical as being a stripper, so you likely need Car Key Wallet Dates with her, and she probably won't see it as wasted time. Where as a stripper could see it as wasted time. I believe that LarryFisherman has experienced this first hand, strippers who just want to fuck, and aren't interested in putting lots of time into Car Key Wallet Dates.

SJG

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