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Car Key Wallet Dates...

realDougster
Navigating the post-FOSTA apocalypse
...are you for or against them? What are the pros and cons?

15 comments

  • Dominic77
    7 years ago
    This sounds like a LDK82 weekly challenge: "ask a dancer to accompany you on a car key wallet date. If she agrees report back the results." Also be sure to follow ricky's advice and act like you been there before. You don't want her to thing you're not a stud who's never been on a car key wallet date.
  • Cashman1234
    7 years ago
    Ok - what’s a car key wallet date? Is it some way of getting otc in your car?

    If it is - I’m not a fan. The last thing I want is to get caught with a stripper providing me with oral and then having the cops search her purse - and then I get hit with a big mess of issues for the drugs they find!
  • max_starr
    7 years ago
    It was mentioned by SJG...I haven't been able to grok what it means yet.
  • l00ber
    7 years ago
    My grandfather told me about these. Are these still a thing?
  • MackTruck
    7 years ago
    Read doggie does not know what he is talking about. Must have dined in the back of my truck. Shit spewing every where
  • realDougster
    7 years ago
    For the uninitiated, here is SJG on car key wallet dates:

    “Lots of guys pickup on civilians. It is not that hard. Mostly they just need to see your car keys and your wallet. They need to know that you are employed, they want you to dress nice, and as it seems to me they want you to have a decent car. Beyond that, anything goes. It is just that in most venues they won't move that fast. They want the car key wallet date, not instant sex. Most of the time. When they are drinking can be an exception."
  • Cashman1234
    7 years ago
    Thanks realDougster.

    I’m for them. It’s simple - as a girl doesn’t want a huffy riding chump. She checks to see that you have a decent car - and a wallet that’s not empty.

    It makes sense - as who wants to date a dirt bag, living in his parents basement, with no car, and no employment prospects.

    It would be simpler to say a non-SJG dating girl...
  • Bj99
    7 years ago
    If you can’t take care of your car, how can you possibly take care of your woman.
  • Clubber
    7 years ago
    I had no idea what you were talking about till the explanation about. I've no use for them.
  • san_jose_guy
    7 years ago
    The car keys and the wallet, for someone who lives that way, that's what you always need. That's what you reach for before you walk out the front door.

    I didn't always live like that. The car keys were for when you specifically need to use the car, and the wallet was for when you were expecting to spend money. Otherwise no need to bring them. But as one merges more and more with the consumer culture, these things become standard, even expected.

    And so then with young women, more often than not, these are expected displays of social conformity.

    If you try to pick up on women, the phone number is easy to get, and yes more often that no she will accept the car key wallet date offer, and it will go well.

    But getting faster action is harder, like taking her home with you after the first meeting, or even instant sex, like say within 30 min, 300 ft, and without any need for motorized transportation. Sometimes civvies will go for that, but often even attempting that really angers them.

    So they need that obligatory display of the phone call, and then the car key wallet date. Its not that they don't have money or a car to go to the movies, or that they need someone to buy them dinner. Not at all. It is simply an obligatory display of compulsory consumerism.

    Now yes, often it does mean that you get to spend time alone with the girl, and with much time for talk, usually DFKing will ensue, and more often than not with most girls, the date will end up being a toda la noche.

    But do you really want to be spending time this way, the consumer recreating? And do you want to be spending money that way? You could just be giving money to your girl, helping her to pay her bills.

    So in my post marital life I have moved more back to the way I had been, trying to minimize consumer recreating, and the core element of it, the car key wallet date.

    There will always be plenty of time to talk, during the in-between times.

    And needless to say, in the organization I am building, there will be zero need for any such stuff. Once a girl is inducted in, she will be there at our Club House / Temples, and she won't want to do anything other than fuck as many of our guys as possible. And women have a much higher capacity than men do.

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  • scgato
    7 years ago
    At the club, after a dance or two most girls will ask what car u drive and what u do for a living. The flashing of the car keys helps with the bartenders, massage girls, and waitresses. Since they need to see you outside to really take your money.
  • max_starr
    7 years ago
    Outside is more cost effective for us too. I don't have to tip the manager, waitress. I don't have to buy overpriced drinks for my girl. Outside besides dinner and drink if I even buy that 100% of the money can go to her. Saving me money and giving her more money.
  • Cashman1234
    7 years ago
    I’m guessing that in a few years we might not need car keys or key fobs. It’s possible wallets will be primarily electronic in the future too.

    One of the last places that may require cash might be strip clubs. In the case of strip clubs - it’s smart to use cash.
  • realDougster
    7 years ago
    @Cashman - if we go to a cash-less society, will you have to change your user name?
  • san_jose_guy
    7 years ago
    Cashman could be right about he key fobs and only needing cash for strip clubs.

    :) :) :)

    SJG

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