It's Valentines day. Don't be that guy who brings a stripper flowers or chocolate. Just don't do it. There strippers who are there for the money. Not your girlfriend or wife.
No idea what you're talking about. My stripper loves me, says I'm not like the other guys, and only does BBBJ for me. Least I can do is get her some flowers, chocolate, and those little candy hearts that say You're Mine on them.
I would love flowers and chocolates. Strippers often don’t get that kind of appreciation in our personal life. It’s like 20.00 that could make you stand out and make her feel special (and make the other girls wish you were their customer).
Last time I was at a certain extras club for which we're all still mourning the closure, the hottest dancer there was occupied the whole time I was in attendance by a much older gentleman, 70 at least, who struggled to walk. She did come out of VIP when the two were done with a fancy gold paper bag with handles that appeared to be some sort of gift. There was something about the whole thing that was a turn-off for me. Didn't stick around to pursue my own fun with her.
I avoid strip clubs on Valentine’s Day - simply because being there seems more pl-ish than other days.
I’d rather not see gramps hand a bouquet of supermarket roses to Trixie. But when he hands her a Hallmark card is when it feels even worse!
I prefer to go on mother’s day - as I’m thinking it’s a good day to bring a card to shows my feelings “Hickory, Dickory, Dock....” it is a beautiful sentiment!
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I’d rather not see gramps hand a bouquet of supermarket roses to Trixie. But when he hands her a Hallmark card is when it feels even worse!
I prefer to go on mother’s day - as I’m thinking it’s a good day to bring a card to shows my feelings “Hickory, Dickory, Dock....” it is a beautiful sentiment!