Comments by realDougster (page 21)

Of course, mentally (emotionally?) we’re all probably horny 16 year olds

I imagine the “older” demographic here is 50-70 - peak earning years, hence more disposable income, kids grown, so more free time, middle life crisis, hence desire to chase after younger women, etc. so prototypical older TUSCL would be 60 yo.

@I00ber - Do you have an AARP card yet?

For the uninitiated, here is SJG on car key wallet dates: “Lots of guys pickup on civilians. It is not that hard. Mostly they just need to see your car keys and your wallet. They need to know that you are employed, they want you to dress nice, and as it seems to me they want you to have a decent car. Beyond that, anything goes. It is just that in most venues they won't move that fast. They want the car key wallet date, not instant sex. Most of the time. When they are drinking can be an exception."

Just slip out the back, Jack, make a new plan, Stan Don't need to be coy, Roy, just listen to me Hop on the bus, Gus, don't need to discuss much Just drop off the key, Lee, and get yourself free

Yes. I plan to visit my Norwegian CF and present her with a tasteful, single red rose (which I will buy from the creepy guy that sells them in the club, I think they call him Juice). No, I don't think it's pathetic. Why do you ask?

"Trump's stated intention is to make America great again, and he is succeeding in that." Right. Just like he did with his casinos. "President Donald Trump is proposing a $4 trillion-plus budget for next year that projects a $1 trillion or so federal deficit and — unlike the plan he released last year — never comes close to promising a balanced federal ledger even after 10 years. And that’s before last week’s $300 billion budget pact is added this year and next, showering both the Pentagon and domestic agencies with big increases." https://apnews.com/e50aec4820da4e30aed4bea9ff440e86/Trump%27s-$4-trillion-budget-helps-move-deficit-sharply-higher

"This was discussed back in 2009." 2009? That was nine years ago, you old fool! Go take a nap.

Hey Yo!

These things take time. After all, Trump spent over five years investigating Obama's birthplace.

@taxi-driver - Goddamn it, I had skipped over it, but you made me go back and read SJG's post and now my brain is mush. What the hell is a "car key wallet date'? And who the fuck under the age of 80 still has a land-line anymore?

@LoverBoy - Cheer up, as long as SJG keeps posting, you'll never be the Total chump here

Trump has barely been in office for a year - yeah, I know - it seems like fucking forever

@25 - I'm guessing Trump (along with Skibum, JohnTitor and the rest of their ilk here) will just call this another case of He Said, She Said, She Said, She Said, She Said, She Said, She Said, She Said, She Said, She Said, She Said, She Said, She Said,She Said, She Said, She Said, She Said, She Said, She Said, & She Said

Guess this just proves Skibum's point that the perps are all progressives...oh, wait

So what is it about Tea Party Judges abusing underage girls anyway? Is it some kind of prerequisite or something?

The good thing about my current GF is she never ages.

^^^Impressive. That's a man that really knows his city.

@25 - When you say "younger people," do you mean yutes? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu8tX2BAD1k

Well, it would have to be anonymous, so something on-line would be good, so you could have aliases, maybe it would have a section to post about your strip club visits, and a place to compare notes with other members, like an open discussion board... okay, never mind.

"This Russia collusion nonsense has been under investigation for two years now" Right. Mueller was named Special Counsel in May 2017. Try and keep your fake news facts straight, ok, Rick?

"While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery." --Groucho Marx

https://tenor.com/view/disney-mickey-mouse-crazy-loco-insane-gif-9204291

Is this wallanon? http://ak0.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/22934590/thumb/1.jpg

"What else are they going to talk about? Bitcoin and the stock market?" Why not? Those are good topics.