I hate to be the voice of reason on this, but if you're Valentine's Day plans involve a strip club I think you've given up on love. Not that there is anything wrong with that!
Yes. I plan to visit my Norwegian CF and present her with a tasteful, single red rose (which I will buy from the creepy guy that sells them in the club, I think they call him Juice).
I think it’s the declarations of love - in some of the cards that pl’s get for their faves - that can get uber-creepy! I think the chocolates and flowers can be regifted easily.
I’d offer you the same advice I offer my kids on Halloween - lol! Only bring home unopened candy. Only bring home candy from familiar and trusted pl’s.
The last thing you want is to bring home some cloroformed truffles from SJG’s collection!
I'm thinking of showing-up at the club and giving a fave a $300 gift then walking-out w/o getting anything from her - of course she'll probably use that $300 to treat her BF to a nice-dinner then fuck-him all night-long while I'm at home posting on TUSCL - but still I feel me and her have a connection; I can feel-it.
My ATF texted yesterday asking if I have a date for today (despite she has a live in b/f) and I said no. In true stripper form she never texted back. Guess she got a better offer!
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No, I don't think it's pathetic. Why do you ask?
No, I’ve got no standards regarding the women I fuck, but strip clubs on Valentine’s Day aren’t my idea of a good idea.
I plan to stay home and enjoy a night of Semour Butts and Skeeter Kerkove masterpieces!
Maybe it’s sweet - and I’m just a cynical old pervert!
The last thing you want is to bring home some cloroformed truffles from SJG’s collection!
They should be easy to identify!
'll shine up my old brown shoes.
I'll put on a brand new shirt
I'll get home early from work
and head to the strip club - who's with me?
>I’m so sorry for blabbin
But yours is the only
pussy I’ll be grabbing<