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Do your Valentine's Day plans include strippers/stripclubs?

Feb 12, 2018, 2:14 AM
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realDougster
Navigating the post-FOSTA apocalypse

Because we're all just hopeless romantics at heart, right?

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4got2wipe

I hate to be the voice of reason on this, but if you're Valentine's Day plans involve a strip club I think you've given up on love. Not that there is anything wrong with that!

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impala

Always have in the past. Also, Christmas eve tradition

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Mate27

Fuck no. It’s a busy day for those in relationships.

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realDougster

Yes. I plan to visit my Norwegian CF and present her with a tasteful, single red rose (which I will buy from the creepy guy that sells them in the club, I think they call him Juice).

No, I don't think it's pathetic. Why do you ask?

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Cashman1234

4got2wipe hit the nail on the head! Very well said!

No, I’ve got no standards regarding the women I fuck, but strip clubs on Valentine’s Day aren’t my idea of a good idea.

I plan to stay home and enjoy a night of Semour Butts and Skeeter Kerkove masterpieces!

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Bj99

As of right now, I’ll prolly be working. :P

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Cashman1234

Bj99 - I’m guessing it can be a bit creepy to be working that night? Pl’s coming in with cards and flowers for their faves.

Maybe it’s sweet - and I’m just a cynical old pervert!

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Bj99

I don’t know. I haven’t worked it before, but if flowers and chocolates are creepy, then bring on the creeps! ;)

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jackslash

I already have a stripper's heart. I keep it in a jar in my attic.

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Cashman1234

I think it’s the declarations of love - in some of the cards that pl’s get for their faves - that can get uber-creepy! I think the chocolates and flowers can be regifted easily.

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Bj99

True.. got to bring something home for the boyfriend.

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Cashman1234

I’d offer you the same advice I offer my kids on Halloween - lol! Only bring home unopened candy. Only bring home candy from familiar and trusted pl’s.

The last thing you want is to bring home some cloroformed truffles from SJG’s collection!

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Papi_Chulo

For me it's just another day; if I feel like SCing I'll go - I won't go or not go b/c it's Valentine's day

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Cashman1234

It happens to be Valentine’s Day - and Ash Wednesday - so it might be interesting to see folks coming to the club right after church...

They should be easy to identify!

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ButterMan

No! As a life long bachelor I tend to hide on that day until it's over..LoL

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Warrior15

Might send a text message to set up a future OTC. But that's about it.

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Papi_Chulo

I'm thinking of showing-up at the club and giving a fave a $300 gift then walking-out w/o getting anything from her - of course she'll probably use that $300 to treat her BF to a nice-dinner then fuck-him all night-long while I'm at home posting on TUSCL - but still I feel me and her have a connection; I can feel-it.

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realDougster

Today

'll shine up my old brown shoes. I'll put on a brand new shirt I'll get home early from work

and head to the strip club - who's with me?

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joc13

@papi hilarious! Sounds like what BJ has planned. ;-)

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rockstar666

My ATF texted yesterday asking if I have a date for today (despite she has a live in b/f) and I said no. In true stripper form she never texted back. Guess she got a better offer!

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twentyfive

On that note Donald Trump shared a poem he’d written for Melania

I’m so sorry for blabbin But yours is the only pussy I’ll be grabbing<

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