Comments by DeclineToState (page 20)

Here’s that thread: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=68316

There’s 2 clubs, both on same street, Centerfolds and Glass Slipper. Centerfolds has hot girls and air dances on the floor. Its primary purpose is having some drinks and seeing some boobies, which has its upside if you can’t get out of town, and is what I limited myself to here. Reviews say you can get some 2 way contact but no extras in the rooms, but expensive. Glass Slipper is below average girls per the reviews, so I didn’t bother to visit. There was a thread on the board several months ago about clubs in driving distance without going all the way to Providence but as I recall most of the responders said go to Providence.

The one time I was there, which was a long time ago, I found the following things to be notable: -The hottest chicks (9+) were all in windows overlooking the canal in the nicest part of the district -There was a dark alley off the main track that had the fat ugly chicks (there were only a few of those windows and those chicks were beckoning in the passersby, in contract to the hot chicks who just stood there looking hot) -Saw one girl emerging from a closed room with window curtain drawn and onto the street after she had gotten some lesbian action. She put her head down and scurried away quickly upon exiting (didn't see any guys coming out of closed rooms but if I had, I suspect they would have emerged all grinning and high fiving).

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Yes, the tuscl mantra - if you're anywhere in SoCal, get the hell down to the border and cross into TJ. Must be experienced to be believed. And the spas there are damn good too.

^Or maybe your 37,378 posts have worn you out. Just kidding. But that's quite a lot of posting and educating.

In Northern California, best mileage (though without private rooms and the extras opportunities that rooms provide) for reasonable price in VIP chairs is the clubs in Rancho Cordova, which is a suburb of Sacramento. Read tahoecruz's reviews. You can get mileage and some extras at some of San Francisco's divier clubs, but it's gonna cost you. In Southern California, the undisputed winner is City of Industry clubs. High mileage and extras aplenty. Give Portland, OR a shot. Good mileage in VIP, but not really extras friendly. And the FN clubs serve alcohol. No experience with remainder of USA regions. Posts on board address high mileage in some Detroit region clubs, Providence RI clubs, some Florida regions, and some Atlanta clubs.

Commenced clubbing consistently in 2017. First SC excursions were in 1980s in late high school / early college (pre-21 years old), back when it was possible as a teenager to get served alcohol in bars without ID, and could enter and get served alcohol in SCs without ID if I rolled in with the older guys I worked on construction crew with while putting self through college - gotta love the 1980s - I lament my current middle age but the 1980s were fun as hell, and I lament for the younger generation that didn't get to experience the lax law enforcement that accompanied the 1980s - sorry guys. Still remember the hot and sensual brunette spinner I had a crush on at that club but never got dances with despite multiple visits because I didn't know dances existed (the construction guys didn't tell me, or I didn't see them getting any) - I just stage tipped like them and gazed in jaw dropped amazement at the beautiful women and their spectacular bodies. Had a 30 year hiatus from clubbing until a friend urged me to join him in 2017, which I did and was hooked - it can be quite addictive, getting up close and personal with hot bodied youth 25 years my junior. Then I started googling "strip club reviews" for my geographic area seeking intel and wasted a lot of time reading Yelp review garbage that popped up on google's 1st and 2nd pages of results. One day I got what I now consider to be a lucky break and on google page 4 (or something like that) of results, I stumbled upon tuscl, not sure why it was buried so far in the results. I came for the reviews, but ended up with a top notch mongering education thanks to the quality posts of fellow tuscl'ers (Papi, Subraman, and many others). Early on, had to temporarily wade through some misplaced nonsense (notably, the SJG FMROS stuff) but thankfully did not act on it. Have PM'd with some cool guys I've never met but would be fun to club with sometime. Have enjoyed the dancer perspective (BJ99, nicespice, etc.). Having been a newbie myself at one time, I've tried to pay it forward with intel and reviews. Have enjoyed the stories of others (reverendhornibastard, gawker's escapades, artsbrother's article about tuscl member farmerart who preceded me, etc.), jackslash's semi-regular joke posts, and the smartass wisecracks that get posted here. And with this being my 1,000th post since joining around 3 years ago, I say: -Thank you founder -Thank you fellow tuscl'ers. p.s. be nice to the girls, they're nice to have around

announce 3 or 6 *at the outset

Situational ethics for me, based on the $ at stake and how certain I am about the count. In OP’s scenario w dances being only $10/song (what a deal, especially if dancers 6+, I want me some o those, it ain’t that cheap where I club), I’d likely have just paid and not bothered with a hassle over $10. If dances @$25+ and I’m absolutely certain of count I would not pay the overcount, but that’s never happened because the couple times I’ve suspected overcount I’ve also had bit of a buzz going and was pretty sure but not 100% certain and paid with no tip after some mild objection (I always tip unless dances were awful). I’ve experienced undercounting more than overcounting cuz at most clubs I go to the VIP dances are sold in sets of 3, so I announce 3 or 6 at the outside. A half dozen times, dancer has said ok that’s it and I said nope that was 2 not 3 (or 5 not 6) because I was 100% certain of count and dancer has always kept going, never disputing.

. . . . not enough to retire on.

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Mom's face is prettier. Mom's boobs appear to be silicon, and on that factor alone I choose daughter. But the mom is hot.

Staying within OP’s title of within a day’s drive or so: Pacific NorthWest: Portland has tons of clubs, and FN clubs serve reasonably priced alcohol (Calif = no alcohol at FN = lame). I’ve only been to a few Portland clubs, but they had solid two way contact FN VIP dances; did not experience ITC extras. Lots of hotties, many are tatted. Have never clubbed in Seattle, so can’t comment. SoCal: COI, of course. West LA: Lots of hotties at Belax and 4Play, but both expensive. And mileage too low at 4Play. I intend to venture to other West LA clubs to test drive. San Diego: Skip it unless determined to enjoy some eye candy. Very similar to San Francisco in terms of TL clubs having decent quantity of hot girls but low end mileage.

OT: Longball’s avatars are outstanding.

Thanks for the added detail