I havent been watching the discussions section as much as I used to, but Im getting a kick out of the "mute" function. Something tells me this wont effect the output of SJG posts tho. SJG does the majority of your comments being put on mute depress you?
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Feb 26, 2020, 3:04 PM
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^^^ That would be a 'yes'...
^^^^ CMI, is your ignore function broken? Did you urinate on it to break it?
SJG
^^^ No, but I thought you had me on ignore, you creepy nitwit .
CMI, because you hide behind a keyboard, you can talk about me. You would not be doing this f2f.
SJG
To the OP's point, yes, I've noticed that in most threads SJG's comments are muted.
Not that any such thing will stop him from him from talking to himself, probably offline as well as online.
You know, SJG, you could just mute this entire thread...
Do you want to just skip straight to threatening me with violence now, rather than jumping through the usual hoops to get there eventually?
Yeah, I've never posted anything that I wouldn't say directly to you, and you wouldn't do sweet fuck all about it.
BUT YOU STUPID FUCK HEAD, YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT ME, AND FACE TO FACE IF YOU TRIED THIS YOU WOULD BE SILENCED!
SJG
CMI, IF YOU TRIED THIS F2F I WOULD PLACE YOU UNDER CITIZENS ARREST AND CABLE TIE YOUR WRISTS TOGETHER AND BEHIND A LAMP POST AS YOU AWAIT THE ARRIVAL OF POLICE. THIS WOULD BE FOLLOWED WITH A RESTRAINING ORDER.
SJG
A. None of that would happen. There might be some mild-to-moderate incontinence on your part, but that's it.
B. ALL-CAPS don't make your words more important.
C. You don't need to sign your posts "SJG". We can already see that your the one posting, you fuck-wit.
^^^ FYI ... I'd say this to your face.
SJG, how can you make a Citizens arrest on CMi if he hasn’t broken any law! That’s more Proof of your lack of any credibility. Like someone said, it’s only a matter of time before you threaten violence, like the party of progressives encourage their members to do.
By the way I bet your members don’t follow what you say, because there are no members. As Maury Povich once said, and it can be said to you too SJG, “the results are in, and that too is a lie, SJG!”
YOU IDIOTS THINK I CARE WHAT YOU THINK? AND YOU THINK I WOULD ALLOW YOU TO TALK ABOUT ME F2F, WRONG ON BOTH COUNTS.
THERE IS NO ONE WALKING AROUND WHO HAS EVER TRIED ANY SUCH THINGS WITH ME.
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
SJG
^^^ Apparently, you're unaware of the "Felony: Meta Narrative" legislation SJG has drafted and sent to Congress every year for decades now.
SJG said "YOU IDIOTS THINK I CARE WHAT YOU THINK?"
Yes. Either that or you ALL-CAPS key is stuck.
"AND YOU THINK I WOULD ALLOW YOU TO TALK ABOUT ME F2F, WRONG ON BOTH COUNTS."
Yep. I do. And with zero consequences.
"THERE IS NO ONE WALKING AROUND WHO HAS EVER TRIED ANY SUCH THINGS WITH ME."
Well, in general, nobody wants to make eye contact with the creepy mumbling guy who smells like cat urine and patchouli at the library internet kiosk. So... you're probably not wrong.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
No.
So, SJG is making the "I'm the toughest guy on the planet" posts again? Last time I saw it was a few months ago. Probably the third or fourth time he's done it.
And no, I don't have to read a single one of his diatribes to know what he said. It's amply clear. 🤣
^^^^ People do not fuck with me face to face. And no I am not very tough at all. But I don't tolerate people who try to fuck with me, and so they don't.
Online keyboard cowards, that is a different matter.
SJG
^^^ I'm glad the librarian helped fix your keyboard.
@SJG answered my original question. The mute function seems to be enraging him. SJG we all have to deal with stresses in life. Thats what keeps the lights on at many strip clubs. I guess those front room makeout sessions arent all what they are cracked up to be?
NO YOU STUPID FUCK HEAD, WHERE I DRAW THE LINE IS BOZOS WHO INSIST ON MAKING META-NARRATIVE TO TALK ABOUT ME.
ARE YOUR EARS CRAMMED FULL OF FECES, IS THAT YOUR PROBLEM?
SJG
^^^ Your all-caps key is stuck again...
Lol
Of course the mute function enrages him. He can see what everyone else is saying about him, but nobody else can "hear" him. And he knows they can't see his responses. It's totally unfair, because the entire internet should have the benefit of his sage wisdom, not just the ones who are either as yet ignorant of ignore, or watch only to laugh at him.
It's like everyone else has noise cancelling headphones with ambient sound passthrough tuned to SJG's voice. Everybody else comes through loud and clear, and he is...silent.
GMD, SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND NOISE CANCELLING HEAD PHONES WOULD NOT PROTECT YOUR EARS FROM WHAT I AM SAYING TO YOU.
SJG
Uh oh georg he’s telling you to shut up. You better shut up OR HE’LL MAKE YOU STOP BECAUSE HE WOULD NEVER PUT UP WITH THAT F2F!
LOL! MAYBE IF WE WRITE IN ALL CAPS WE'LL BE AS GOOD AS HIM.
^^^^ And maybe if you could just clean the wax out of your ears, then you would hear and see that there is no sense in posting negative meta-narratives, about anyone here.
SJG
Watching you implode is entertaining enough. There’s no girls worth a drink her now so we’re bored.
^^^^ But you are still just a worthless creep.
SJG
SirLap I know. But the girls are all busy or in back or junkies so Stupid Jerkoff Guy is at least entertaining. But we’re leaving soon so I’ll be done. lol
Supposedly, I'm on his ignore list.
Supposedly...
SirLap is on ignore, but if talking about me I will find out. He and Prevert should have something better to do with their time than talk about me. If either or both of them tried this f2f, they would be silenced If they yielded to my commands I would let the police deal with them. If not, I would silence them myself.
SJG
Guys if founder finds that y'all are having so much fun with the ignore/mute he's going to take it away lol
SJG said "I would let the police deal with them."
Based on what crime?
"If not, I would silence them myself."
Specifically, how? No, really... specifically.
So the very next post after SirLap says you have him on ignore you claim to have him on ignore but know everything he says anyway.
Right.
You’re not silencing anybody you puling fuck. I’ve scraped more noxious shit than you off my boots.
You know SJG is uncomfortable when he posts 20 comments without including a link. Here a timely link below to ease the pain SJG
He could put this entire thread on ignore.
Again, none of you would get away with this f2f, you would end up either in jail, or in the hospital, or quite possibly dead.
I do not mess around with people.
You all should have better things to do than talk about me.
SJG
My, oh my, I go to get a lap dance and look what I come back to.
He's making threats again, isn't he?
SJG, having met prevert and sat across the table from him, let's just say you're...outclassed in the "threatening" department. By a long shot. :)
Ok georg is drunk again and I’m his ride so we’re leaving. Have fun all. lol
!!! YATZEE!!!
We have reach the death threat phase of this thread.
SJG said "I do not mess around with people."
You've also never seen a vagina (internet doesn't count).
Fuck heads, I do defend myself. I would not engage with bozos unless I was prepared to:
- Arrest and hand the over to police.
- To use severe violence against them
- To just outright kill them.
This is what makes me different from the people you seem to be accustomed to, people like yourselves.
SJG
Arrest us for what crime?
The only thing you've murdered is the bandwidth allotment at the library.
He won't put it on ignore because he wouldn't see the results of his trolling and he's only here to troll everyone. Regarding the threats he threatened me with death in the past, not that I was concerned by his tough talk masking his impotency, and I see he's doing it again.
Seriously, Founder got rid of two posters who were PITAs but their crimes were insults and name calling, the creep's death threats are way beyond that, why is he given a free pass?
I assume the librarians broke out the tranquilizer gun. It's closing time.
Wow. This thread got me curious so I unmuted SJG. Won’t make that mistake again. Dude really needs to look into changing meds - his ain’t working.
No gobstopper007, you and some others are just showing what keyboard cowards you are. You all should have better things to to than talk about me. F2F you would be silenced.
SJG
This thread was hilarious! Thank you NJBalla for creating it, and to CMI and others for the witty responses to all of SJG's rambling. "I'm glad the librarian helped fix your keyboard" 😂😂😂😂
After all that, I guess it's safe to say the answer to NJBalla's original question is definitely yes. I was also amused at how many people had SJG's comments muted when the feature first debuted. Then Founder told us that all comments by any user placed on ignore by a thread starter will be auto muted. Seeing so many of SJG's comments muted I was able to deduce just how many folks have him ignored. At the very least I think it shows that I'm not the only one who thinks he's full of shit.
@TFP, i consider it a public service haha. All the muting would probably result in SJG going on a front room makeout spree. In other news I think I found a picture of SJG responding to emails at his library.
So says IceyLoco, the only member on here that supports SJG. IceyHomo is SJG’s Butt buddy doing rough anal on him. Lmfao!
@Icey where did anyone in this thread suggest that muting SJG is the best option? From reading the thread it seems all NjBalla said was that SJG is muted by a lot of folks and that's all. Personally I don't suggest muting him either because then you miss out on hilarious threads like this.
Meanwhile Icey, you use the mute function on posts that don't even insult anyone, it's just simply a different view than yours. Much like you complain that "the geriatric trick club" does to you. I've seen you mute a ton of CJ Kent posts that were simply quotes and statistics. That's quite hypocritical.
I'm sure that SJG will let us all know what he thinks today...
#CMI let's see who causes him to switch to capslock again this time.
I didn’t even realize how it worked till like 3 days ago
The lot of you, you need to learn how to post without talking about me, directly or indirectly,
I would not allow any of you to do this f2f.
SJG
I am sure I will never see another comment from the impotent pussy named SJG, who is simply a loser leeching off his mommy.
-->@TFP: "where did anyone in this thread suggest that muting SJG is the best option?"
I hereby suggesting muting and ignoring are both excellent options. #CAPSLOCK
@SJG ... How can you tell that I'm talking about you? According to your TUSCL page, I'm on your ignore list.
Only an impotent pussy would threaten silly little girl violence like gun barrell communism. He's never been to a strip club; never been laid; never worked and never, ever, ever took a second of his time to help another human being.
It is your right to mute/ignore/reply/post, etc everyone have fun (or don't).
The initial question from this discussion of this thread has been emphatically answered.
From me a special thanks to @sirdancealot for always presentíng an excellent analysis of the situation.
SJG says “I wound not allow any if you to do this f2f.”
Yeah you would SJG because freedom of speech is nothing you can do about it, so stfu because f2f you aren’t tough enough to handle the majority of us. There is no citizens arrest you can make on anybody, and you haven’t learned the art of turning around and walking away. Basically you’ve yet to learn to STFU!
Cristobal, Sirlap is on ignore. You are not, and though indirectly, you are still talking about me. If you tried this f2f, I would put a stop to you.
Meat72, Freedom of Speech does not give you any right to use a public space to trash talk anyone. So it is you who ned to learn how to STFU.
SJG
@SJG said "Freedom of Speech does not give you any right to use a public space to trash talk anyone"
That's funny, I thought that's exactly what all these presidential candidates do during election season. I mean they get to use the media on a daily basis to do exactly that. SJG you need to show up to a MAGA rally and make a citizens arrest on Donald Trump.
But Icey......you just described yourself.
TFP,
Icey engages in rational discourse, which is what forums are for. Maybe someday you can learn to do that.
TFP, in your work place do you trash talk about people? Do you trash talk at people out on the sidewalk? If I found you doing such, I would deal with you myself.
Politicians are public figures, and so the laws are different.
SJG
@Icey nah you described you. I've seen post after post of you claiming that the geriatric trick club trolls you because they disagree with your different views. It's almost kind of funny seeing you then post "The fucktards whining about anyone disagreeing with them being trolls are themselves the worst trolls here. Muthafucka that's you!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
SJG your comments are so hypocritical I'm not gonna even bother. You telling someone else to learn how to engage in rational discourse is fucking comedy.
“ Meat72, Freedom of Speech does not give you any right to use a public space to trash talk anyone. So it is you who ned to learn how to STFU.”
Yes it does cunt wad. As long as he’s not inciting or being violent he can use a public space to talk all the shit he wants about you and the cops won’t lay a finger on him and neither will you unless YOU want to go to jail.
You’re the only one talking about “handling” anyone and you won’t even do that.
SJG said "Freedom of Speech does not give you any right to use a public space to trash talk anyone."
From a Constitutional sense, freedom of speech has pretty much nothing to do with it.
From a law enforcement perspective, though, if you called the cops and told them you needed help because some guy was creating negative meta-narratives about you, you'd probably hear snickering right before the line went dead.
Also, you're creepy as fuck.
^ Wow just wow
On the psychology of bullying:
^^ what about the psychology of paying women half your age to perform sexual acts on you in exchange for money, while married to an Asian wife? Bet you can’t find that article?
Yes @Meathead, you're a classic bully with chip on your shoulder and a massive inferiority complex.
Also, @Meathead, that's not quite correct. They're always less than half my age.
One thing I know I am correct about, you’re a monetary trick! Lmfao!!
CMI, do you trash talk people in your work place? In front of them in restaurants? On the sidewalk?
If I see you doing it, I will tell you that if you leave you can sleep in your own bed, but otherwise there will be consequences for you.
SJG
TFP, you might think this is funny, but I guarantee you that you would not get to go on like this in any f2f setting.
SJG
I still don't understand how you see my comments, SJG! You have me on ignore! What other madness will this wacky world produce!
... ahem...
SJG said "CMI, do you trash talk people in your work place?"
No, but I have a professional relationship with those people. Meanwhile, you're a creepy-as-fuck shut in who earned the nickname "Sleepytime Rapist", and wants to start a crazy-pants sex cult that is also pretty rapey.
So... apples and oranges.
"In front of them in restaurants?"
Actually, not often, but that has happened. Like you, that guy was a huge waggling dick.
"On the sidewalk?"
Why, yes. That restaurant was on a sidewalk.
"If I see you doing it, I will tell you that if you leave you can sleep in your own bed, but otherwise there will be consequences for you."
[Queue TV Sitcom Laugh Track]
None of that would happen.
CMI, you are talking about me. I do police for that.
Trash talking people in your work place, retail places, the side walk. If I see it you will get a warning of consequence and a chance to leave.
SJG
SJG said "CMI, you are talking about me. I do police for that."
Meaning, your ignore list is pure horseshit.
"Trash talking people in your work place, retail places, the side walk. If I see it you will get a warning of consequence and a chance to leave."
And then I wouldn't leave.
And you'd never see me in my workplace, because I don't work in the library or the local group home for the indignant and creepy.
CMI, I suggest that you start using the common sense rules of civility, rather than using this forum as a place to trash talk the other participants.
You would not get to trash talk people like that in real life.
SJG
Not surprisingly, I won't take very seriously any comments on civility from a guy who issues empty, foot-stamping "death threats" to anyone who calls you on your bullshit.
There's a good reason why you're muted in most of the threads here.
The ownage! Man I could read this all day!
And yeah I used to be jealous of you CMI for making SJG's ignore list. But now I see there's two levels to it. Level 1 is the step you're at. He publicly announces that you're on his ignore list, but still reads and responds to everything you say. Then there's step 2, I'll call this the SLD step. At this step SJG has been trolled so long and so hard by you that he flat out submits and never responds to you again. He'll read every word you write despite having you on ignore, but won't respond. Sadly I'm doubtful that I'll ever achieve that level.
SJG ... I mean, you do understand that most of what you're posting isn't visible except in your own navel-gazing threads, right? And those are largely muted by most here as well.
TFP and CMI, I emphasize that you would not get away with this in real life, not anywhere indoor or out door.
SJG
Yes, I would.
This is the 'autistic loop' portion of the evening, isn't it?
No Ishmael, I would interdict you, no matter when or where it was.
SJG
No you wouldn’t.
SJG.... I assume you had to throw in the word 'interdict' to make up for misspelling 'outdoor'.
Also, no you wouldn't.
CMI, people do not get away with trash talking and verbal harassment, and you would not either. I would see to that personally.
SJG
@tfp
Yes, I won with just a simple thanks to the TUSCL brethren.
Cristobal,, you are still talking about me.
If we were f2f right now I would be 25mm in front of your nose and screaming at you Marine Corp Drill Sargent style.
Shut the Fuck Up you creepy Piece of Shit!
SJG
SJG said "If we were f2f right now I would be 25mm in front of your nose and screaming at you Marine Corp Drill Sargent style."
So, not 24 or 26mm? But exactly 25mm? Well, that's freakishly and stupidly specific.
Outside of you just being a crazy person, I'm never going to understand what you get out of these impotent threats that only get carried out in that rat's nest you have for a brain. .
Is this frustration born out of the knowledge that so much of your stuff is muted and going completely unread?
@SJG How about you go blow off some steam and take the 50 min drive to Solano County. I hear its beautiful this time of the year.
"1st U.S. Coronavirus Case Of Unknown Origin From Solano County, " sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com
@sirdancealot
It is a very interesting composite you have pieced together.
“ Marine Corp Drill Sargent style”
Even a Navy guy knows it’s “drill INSTRUCTOR” and even though we don’t have them we also know it’s spelled “sergeant” unless you’re watching bewitched.
And no you wouldn’t.
What a fucking train wreck. Stupidity and mental illness are not a good combination.
I’m with @TheeOSU in wondering why @founder hasn’t deleted this psycho long ago. Threatening to kill other members, wanting to beat dancers to a bloody pulp, advocating rape, and spamming the discussion board with endless crap all the while having never gone to a strip club or made any kind of positive contribution to the site all seem to me to be very uncivil behavior but maybe I’m being too judgemental.
BabyDoc is correct. The only redemption I see for keeping SJG around is that he’s the resident punching bag. Otherwise I can’t see justification by Founder for deleting a witty guy like Txtittyfag who cleverly would out posers and lying members, but still keep a spamming and threatening lunatic like SJG. It boggles the mind!
The question is, is Founder doing this site a service or disservice for keeping SJG around?
I can see his value of being a harmless punching bag, yet if anybody else did the things SJG did, they would be band!
For those wondering SJG is approaching 35k comments on discussions. I suggest founder rename "mute comment" to "SJG comment" when he hits 50k in a few months
^^^ good idea bro
No, most of his posts are him talking to himself in 100 post long threads that nobody else em reads because they muted them or have him on ignore.
@sirdancealot
You are a PHD of PL Psychology.
The number of posts per day should be much higher, as the Library is closed on Sundays and Holidays plus might only be opened half day on Fridays and Saturdays.
He's a dick.
I have everyone here on mute including myself. Is that why this board seems so dead??? 😕
"TxTitty crossed lines that most people don’t cross"
Crossing lines like name calling and insults? I see that from multiple posters every time I visit here. It's an ongoing thing and I've been guilty of that too. So actual threats of physical violence and death against other posters is behind the line but insults aren't? I'm glad you cleared that up for us.
I really like introspective to SJG's backstory. If he ever takes the time to coherently write it down im sure hollywood would pick it up and give Joaquin Phoenix his next oscar. It looks like SJG has given up on telling his side of the story and reply to his own comments in other threads
Elijah Wood sounds perfect! Just imagine a scene where they show Wood as SJG typing furiously in caps lock responding to some guy on the internet about how he would handle the guy face to face. And then the next scene him walking to the public library computer terminal and accidentally bumping into a guy and apologizing meekly. I can just picture all this shit lol.
@tfp
You described it perfectly, "apologizing meeking" LMAO
Imagine the scene as he types out the FRMOS...creepy.
We shouldn’t be so hard on SJG or the other sensitive, urban malcontents who litter the landscape of this lofty and erudite discussion board. When seen in proper perspective, SJG clearly serves a very noble purpose in life.
He serves not so much as an inspiration but rather as a warning to others.
^^ lol, Agreed, Reverend
Too bad the warning comes every day about the same time.
This is the funniest thread in recent memory. Course my memory is getting shorter, but this is still quite entertaining and gives good reason to browse.
My view of SJG is Michael Douglas from Falling Down. A white - short sleeved dress shirt - dark rimmed glasses - a pocket protector - and a vinyl briefcase. Definitely a license plate with DFENSE - or DORG...
Nah Cashman, Michael Douglas in that movie is way too cool to be SJG. For starters, he had a car, SJG doesn't even have that. If that were SJG in the movie it would have been over in 20 minutes, as the Korean store owner would have beat his ass to death with that baseball bat. Or if he managed to survive that then the two thugs in the park for sure would have beat him up and robbed him.
TLN or DFK or even FRMOS.
The sequel could be:
The Organization
Good point TFP. Michael Douglas character was much more bad ass than SJG could ever be.
My view of SJG is stapler guy from Office Space. we still need an oscar level actor to play him though. Im sure christian bale would put on the wait to play the coveted role of SJG
I think Martin Short could play SJG.
Dennis Hoffman aka Rainman
"Dennis Hoffman", previous unknown love child of Dennis Hof and Dustin Hoffman
Lol! Dennis Hoffman!
Lmfao!
@sirlapdancealot
Your prediction is right on.
We used to joke a lot about SJG and using public libraries, but there has been a signifcant drop off in his comments since public places have been shut down.....
Is there some reason that TUSCLers can't simply enjoy the moment without grinding it into belly button lint? Has no one seen Beetlejuice?
NJBalla you are most likely correct. It’s surprising how much truth there is in some of the stuff we joke about here.
I’m sure SJG will have a crazy story about taking his organization underground to avoid being discovered by the FBI or CIA.
@cash you are correct. My money is on he pretends this never happened, but his posts will be at a furious pace until sept
I'm not going to go through all these comments but it would be nice if people on your ignore list were automatically muted in threads you start.
^^^ ignored
How are people sure SJG is homeless?
Sir Lap Dance, reminding me how old I am. It's been a quarter century since I first set foot in a strip club. Time flies.
30 years for me.
@OldOwl75 I'm with you. No one knows if SJG IS homeless. No one KNOWS how much the person who writes on TUSCL as SJG is like the character they created. Perhaps it's nearly 100% overlap, perhaps near 0% overlap. No member has ever met SJG f2f :)
SJG's author's not posting coinciding with the Santa Clara Co shelter-at-home has added fuel to the homeless suppostion.
But this is TUSCL where "Everything on this site should be considered a work of fiction.", not the WSJ or LATimes. Closer to The Onion parody site.
So members are free to speculate. Free to play fast and loose with reality for fun and enjoyment. Some people who stumble upon TUSCL, fail to get the 'work of fiction' memo and believe mostly everything they read.
^^^^^Winner.
Once again I don't care if the SJG account is genuine or made up, whoever is behind it is fucking nuts. Or has zero life. And I'm sorry but I don't think it's coincidental at all that the account hasn't had any new posts ever since the libraries shut down.
Remember the old adage small minds talk about people average minds talk about things but great minds talk about ideas
SirLDAlot has studied SJG’s posts - and his insights regarding SJG’s condition are spot on.
SJG portrays himself as the puppet master - in control over an organization (that he created).
In reality, this is very far from the truth. It’s an entirely delusional existence.
Vince I agree, delusion is abundant on this site. In many cases, it’s amusing. But in SJG’s case it produces a huge volume of annoying drivel.
NJBalla, do you just want to start meta narratives about people?
You have ignore, and you have thread by thread ignore, and yes, there is mute.
So WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?
SJG