If you kept in within a days drive or so, what is the best clubbing region IYO
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Northeast-A lot of options certainly, this is the area I'm in currently. I think there is a lot of talent is in this area but low ROI with some high prices in some places. Not all though. Not bad, part of me feels it's a little underrated here, but that go go bar style shit is dumb.
South (other than Florida)- Never clubbed here but it seems like it's Follies or bust. Sounds like Follies is all you need. I'm just surprised places like the Carolinas that are growing so much don't have some better options maybe I'm just missing them. Tenessee clubs not well liked either on here.
Texas- Big ass state, to me it's it's own region. Also the place I have most of my experiences. I don't think it's the very best, but it's good I would say. Some places to have fun SA Men's Club, Red Parrot, and St. James. Higher mileage just seems to be more accepted here (to nicespices dismay) I think Texas is solid overall.
SoCal-To me this is the best region I feel I've clubbed in. Obviously led by COI. Hands down. And some of the other clubs had some really incredibly pretty girls in some random clubs out there. San Diego kinda sucked though. Could also do a quick drive to Phoenix/Tuscon.
PNW-Never clubbed up there but seems sort of isolated. I don't know if there are a lot of TUSCL grand slams up there. Hold on if I type Seattle lets see what happens. *Waits for Clubgoer to randomly show up*
Midwest- A ton of options all over in a days drive if you lived out here. It's got to all start with Detroit. And Toronto isn't far either. Indiana though not popular anywhere else in the universe seems like it's very popular on this website. One note on this area is the abundance of white dancers. Especially blondes. It may not seem odd to some but in almost every coastal cosmopolitan city or just near the Mexican border, they just don't seem like the majority at all. Very big area obviously, maybe not the best outlook due to Rustbelt to Sunbelt migration but a still bunch of clubs.
West-Not the Southwest or Pacific Northwest or the Midwest. The stuff kind of around Denver. The Dakotas, Montana, Utah all that stuff. This is probably the worst due to the how sparse the population is out there. Any look at an American population density map should show this. Is there a great club out there, I would love to hear it.
Florida- I have not clubbed in Florida at all. But according to TUSCL it really does sound like tops in the USA. Especially the Miami metro area. Tampa and Jacksonville sound fun too. Good SC's, Latina's, great weather say no more.
Anyway what do you guys is the best place to be for a TUSCL monger to live. Doesn't have to be zoned into what I put, I just kind of mapped to paint a picture.
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I don't think the mid-Atlantic gets its due. I used to live in Harrisburg, PA; and while I hate Savannah's with a passion I have to say AW is cool. You can have a sneaky good time at Castaways in Duncannon. But here's where the quality comes in: it's two hours from DC (Ebony Inn) and 2.5 at most from the Philly area. Shoot, it's 3 from NYC and 3.5 from Pittsburgh. Throw in the comparatively low dance prices of all the places sans NYC and it's up there.
Dallas is friendly and the girls in the clubs can be hot. I've had good experiences in Dallas, though in Texas, they don't have as much privacy as dances are generally in open areas on the main floor, though group-room VIPs are also available. Contact in Dallas isn't as high as in Miami.
Vegas is Vegas. Everything is available, but Vegas is expensive.
DC - hard pass if you're looking for good contact. DC is the air dance capital of the world, though I've read that some PLs have had contact dances with the right girl in certain clubs. I get the impression though that this is not the norm. N. Va is also air dance - though deeper into VA you can get expensive low-mileage contact dances. From what I understand, Maryland is better than DC/N. VA, but up in Baltimore, it's expensive, and mileage tends to be low. Papi posted a review of a place in Maryland where it sounded like he had a crazy good time, but that could be due to his good looks, prowess, and powers of persuasion, though the size of his wallet might have had a little to do with it.
You guys in FL and TX have it made. $20 and less for dances, sometimes private, and a shit ton of hot girls.
1. Texas
2. California
3. Florida (haven't been there recently)
Detroit is still probably the best town for the most high quality options dollar-for-dollar, but it's only one town.
One thing I’ve noticed about Daytona Beach is that not only a good chunk of locals there are cheap and assholes, but there’s a good number of them who like to *wink* while being an asshole. I’ve dealt with many crappy behaviors from douchebags all over, but not of the winking variety. Weirdest trend I’ve noticed there and I feel it helps me understand the Rick behavior a little more ahahahaha.
I jumped the gun too early on my timing showing up there and working two shifts (as did the club cause they were already charging their “special event” house fees then) and gave up and felt it was well worth the drive the hour drive to commute to Cocoa Beach instead. I met an 18 year old friendly baby stripper who I suspect would have zero issue getting hired at Mons Venus—who was excited to be averaging $150 so far. Poor thing 😓 And it’s odd how that town actually maintains six clubs.
Nah honey, you've got me pegged all wrong. If you ever met me in person, I'd seem like the most straight-forward down to earth guy you'd ever met from this site. I've seen some of the names of tusclers who purportedly met you...that's all I'm gonna' say about that. 😉
Preach it CMI.
===> "Except for a few occassions where I enjoyed Bare Assets I didsliked the Pasco County clubs and while we goif near Daytona, we avoid the cliubs there like the plague in favor of the Inner Room."
I'm guessing that you were clubbing during daylight hours. Try nighttime.
Tampa, Cocoa, Daytona, Jacksonville and Miami all within a days drive if you live in the central part of the state.
Detroit, Niagara Falls, Toronto, Chicago, Indy and Columbus all within an easy day's drive.
Is there a better 1-2 punch within 4 hours than Detroit and Toronto? Tampa and Miami?
☝️ is crazy talk.
I wasn't going to name names, but D_E volunteered himself as Exhibit A. He's angry, bitter and shrill, posting silly satire and whatever else he can think of simply because he got butt hurt over something said many months ago.
It's almost like watching an angry resentful female post in a male's screen name. That of course is when he's not bragging about blowjobs in the men's bathroom at Chicas Locas (sister club of Baby Dolls)....just ewww.
Sadly, when you meet dudes like D_E, you are really scraping the weird and creepy bottom of the tuscl barrel, sorry to say.
D_E, do you really think that shrilly trolling an ancient article somehow makes you seem more normal? I'm guessing you don't get out much. You're angry, bitter and more than a little obsessive. I'm guessing some form of Asperger, which wouldn't make you a bad person by itself, but it's manifesting poorly.
Oh, and I did all the same stuff recently in Milwaukee, which is not exactly a hotbed of easy OTC, and scored well with same night action with a ridiculously hot girl. Of course I didn't have to "dress up" since I was already in business apparel and my job doesn't need any embellishment, but otherwise I'd say the elements were the same. Just thought I'd give you a little more fodder for your creepy obsession. :)
Pacific NorthWest:
Portland has tons of clubs, and FN clubs serve reasonably priced alcohol (Calif = no alcohol at FN = lame). I’ve only been to a few Portland clubs, but they had solid two way contact FN VIP dances; did not experience ITC extras. Lots of hotties, many are tatted.
Have never clubbed in Seattle, so can’t comment.
SoCal:
COI, of course.
West LA: Lots of hotties at Belax and 4Play, but both expensive. And mileage too low at 4Play. I intend to venture to other West LA clubs to test drive.
San Diego: Skip it unless determined to enjoy some eye candy. Very similar to San Francisco in terms of TL clubs having decent quantity of hot girls but low end mileage.
https://tuscl.net/article.php?id=912
Portland has tons of clubs, and FN clubs serve reasonably priced alcohol (Calif = no alcohol at FN = lame). I’ve only been to a few Portland clubs, but they had solid two way contact FN VIP dances; did not experience ITC extras. Lots of hotties, many are tatted.
Have never clubbed in Seattle, so can’t comment."
@DeclineToState as a Portland/PNW PL this is a pretty accurate assessment. The draws to Portland are numerous clubs, hot dancers (many w/tats), and solid 2 way FN mileage at most clubs. The drawbacks would be rare ITC extras and Seattle is the only other nearby city.
I hear that in Seattle extras ITC are more possible than Portland but then on the downside Seattle has less clubs.
Since I'm not an extras guy I put Phoenix and Portland as my favorite clubbing cities. I would love to check out clubs in Austin and DFW in Texas someday. I'm a sucker for corn-fed blondes. 🥰
I didn't read the OP's post carefully. But I essentially group the U.S. and Canada as one because of the similarities. Mexico, of course, is an entirely different world. And Toronto is within four hours of Detroit, seven hours of Cleveland/Columbus/northern Ohio and two hours from Buffalo and northern NY, so easily accessible to many Americans.