Comments by ClearHeelsHotAssCantLose (page 5)

My former fav wants to see me. I was planning not to, but here I go again. Just when I thought I was out, they pull you back in!

SJG, you make a lot of sweeping generalizations often that are simply not true. Saying all SB's are stupid, wasteful girls is one of them. You are an interesting character.

You mean your pants never came? Maybe they'll cum tomorrow.

Wow Gawker. I would have been pissed too. Good for you for telling her off in that situation. When they start taking you for granted, I think it's important to stand up for yourself like that. Either that or cut bait. I guess it depends on how much you like the girl and whether you want to make it work or not.

Lol. Front yard action. Funny.

It sounds like your time together is nice, but she is doing the bare minimum when you are not together, as far as texting and communicating. The communication is strictly business, just to set up appointments and it sounds like you want more than that. Based on the fact that you don't know her real name, it seems like she wants to keep it strictly business and the way it is. Nothing wrong with that, as long as your time togethet is good. However, if you want more, there's no harm in shopping around for a better SB, while you continue to see her. I've found there's a lot of gray area with SB's and the experience can be completely different from one girl to the next. Most of the SB's I've been with have given me their real name and life story. I think you may find a better situation, but if not, appreciate the one you are in. Good luck.

If the motor home is a rockin, don't come a knockin. Guess there was no room for any front room action in that bad boy.

Yep, here you go Juice: https://www.realdoll.com :)

Why? Because I'm really picky about body type and it's tough to find a woman close to my age who is thin enough for me. Women my age are mostly curvy. I like petite women like my exes who were size 0 or size 2. I go on a lot of dates with women who are pretty and thin for the most part, but have thighs or a butt that are a little too big for my taste. It's really frustrating. If I wasn't so picky, I could be juggling civies. If they don't get my juices flowing though, even if they are pretty, I can't go through with it. So, this is a temporary solution until I hopefully find a skinny little civie girlfriend that floats my boat. As an aside, I think all women should be required to post bikini photos and ass shots on their online dating profiles. It would save me a lot of money on wasted dinner dates! Haha.

I'm divorced with no kids and not currently dating anyone, so this is the least I've spent in like 25 years probably. Also, I only have a few family members, due to deaths in the family. I only spent about $250 this year. Only one SC visit. You got a gift for the ex's new husband? That sounds like a "thank you for taking her off my hands" gift.

I honestly don't know what the rules are at most clubs, but I think dancers will often do what they want and sometimes use "the rules" as one of their many excuses to not do things that they don't want to. At a non-extras club I frequented, I made out with a few dancers in VIP and one even started making out with me on the main floor. I thought for sure we would get in trouble for kissing in the main room, but she said not to worry about it. Nobody said anything, but a lot of PL's were staring at us.

Desertscrub took a break from his Christmas caroling to offer some helpful advice. I love it when people are in the Christmas spirit.

Tony, TUSCL frowns upon murder. Hopefully she never cheats on you. Since you cheat on her constantly though, isn't that a bit of a double standard?

Is the title taken from a recent Jeopardy episode? Answer: Something no one ever says. Question: What happened in West Virginia?

I'm curious to see if this plays out. The reverse January effect. https://www.google.com/amp/www.cnbc.com/amp/2016/12/16/the-trump-stock-market-rally-may-be-getting-an-artificial-boost.html

Nasty. I will never order a chicken sandwich with mayo ever again. Lol. Juice, be honest... Have you ever done the deed with a rotisserie chicken? Lol.

Truth.

Short girls are great. They are even better in a chair or on a couch than in bed. Let her climb on top and go to work. Your hands can roam her entire body and you can suck her boobs and make out with her while she rides you to orgasm. Fun indeed.

Juice has probably gotten takeout 1,000 times from KFC, but this may be his best takeout yet. OTK (outside the kitchen) from KFC. Nice.

Juice has probably gotten takeout 1,000 times from KFC, but this may be his best takeout yet. OTK (outside the kitchen) from KFC. Nice.

In Juice's name. Amen.

Yep, I have. I fell in love with the first stripper I ever had sex with. It was in a clean club and I wasn't expecting it at all. After, she told me her life story, real name, etc. Told me how she wanted to date me, get tested so we could have sex without protection, etc.. There was one thing she failed to mention. She was living with her boyfriend and they were still together, even though they had a rocky relationship. He read some of our text messages one day and they had a huge fight. They had a kid together and obviously she chose him over me. Broke my heart, but probably for the best. So, yep, I agree. Don't fall in love with a stripper. (Unless she quits to pursue a different career for you, but that's unlikely.)

Shit.

LDK owning it and not shying away from it. Hilarious.

It could also go down like a Detroit stripper in VIP, but only time will tell.