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Yep, here you go Juice:

https://www.realdoll.com

:)

Of course it is Juicy. But eventually she'll want more money or you'll ask for sex at a time that's inconvenient for her. In other words she will become a pain in the ass like most other women.

Therefore, I'd recommend to keep doing what you're doing, going into Walmart late at night and masturbating to porn using the computers they have on display in the electronics section.

"Is it possible to fund a GF"

In my experience no girlfriend feels she is sufficiently funded.

Yes. A guy In a nearby town had one he kept chained to the bed and doped up. No one knew about it until she escaped, then he got hauled off by the Feds.

Just look in the piggly wigley in the frozen food aisle.

Not possible according to the laws of thermodynamics.

Funding a GF to fuck you but leave you alone otherwise is exactly why arrangements exist :)

LMFAO brilliant points gentleman

Juice, buy a robot and train it. :)

Ever read any of the Robot series from Asimov ?

To answer the OP, no that is not possible.

If you want that, then you have to find a way to redesign the social environment in which the relationship is talking place. This is what I am working on.

SJG

Juice, that's called a booty call, which is all any woman to whom you're not related should be to you.

It is possible... anything you put your mind to will happen

You people give me lots of hope

If you "fund" the GF sufficiently it is possible!

Of course, a "funded" GF is often called a hooker. But I'm not judging.

You may have to choose between money for hookers and money for chicken fingers. Make the ace choice juicebox69!

No contest, pussy is pussy, Chacken fangers are Heaven !!