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    8 years ago
    Snopes Co-Founder Embezzles $98,000, Drops Weight, Leaves Fat Wife And Marries A
    Haha. Yep, you did that right. There are some pretty funny comments below the article on Zero Hedge. One says "let this be a lesson to fat women everywhere". Lol.
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    8 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Is their sugar dating sites for gay men ?
    Funny Jack. Except in Midnight Cowboy, when he tries to hustle that first woman, she turns it around on him and he winds up paying her. Haha.
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    8 years ago
    Fuck it. YOLO
    So, the reason I started this thread is because I decided to see my SB more frequently next year, even though I'm going to spend more than I planned on. That's my fuck it, YOLO. However, I'm also on Tinder, trying to meet a new girlfriend. I hate online dating and part of me doesn't even want to find a girlfriend, because I want to continue seeing the SB. Anyway, I said fuck it, YOLO and wrote up a Tinder bio that is sure to turn off a lot of women. Oh well. Fuck it. Here it is: Story of us: We match on Tinder and meet for lunch. We have crazy chemistry and start a whirlwind romance. We eventually settle into a happy and comfortable relationship that lasts many years. As we are old and gray, we die in one another's arms after having simultaneous orgasms that are too much for our old hearts to handle. Roll credits. The end. Or, you swipe left and we both die alone with an apartment full of cats. Either way, I'm going out with some pussy.
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    8 years ago
    Fuck it. YOLO
    LOL. Now I'm picturing a reunion with all TUSCL members in attendance wearing name tags with their aliases on them.
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    8 years ago
    TheeOSU
    FUCK IT!
    Long legs
    Yum. I want to lick just about every inch of her.
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    8 years ago
    Fuck it. YOLO
    Lol. Nicely done Dominic.
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    8 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Is their sugar dating sites for gay men ?
    Lol. I think on SA you can choose gender, etc. I think I've seen women who say they are available for both sugar daddies and sugar mommas. There's probably an option for guys to do the same. This one SB I met was telling me about a guy friend she had. The guy went on craigslist or backpage, hoping to be an escort for old, rich women. He did get a couple of older, rich women who paid him a lot, but he had mostly gay guys contacting him. Not sure if the guy was bi or just needed the money, but apparently he saw a bunch of guys for money. Nasty.
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    8 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Some Entry Level Results from Sugar baby sites and Normal free dating sites look
    The girls that I've been in arrangements with have been between 21 and 30. I went on two meet and greets with an 18 year old and a 20 year old, but didn't start arrangements with them for different reasons. The 18 year old was mature for her age, but wanted to take things very slowly, so I got the feeling she wasn't completely ready and I didn't want to push her. The 20 year old wasn't as attractive in person, so I didn't pursue it. Yeah, I think 21 and up is a good policy.
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    8 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Some Entry Level Results from Sugar baby sites and Normal free dating sites look
    I agree with Juice's comments above. The privacy, intimacy, and value are better in sugar relationships if you find the right girl. Girls like RandomMember is talking about. It's just so much nicer spending a few hours with her in the privacy of your own home or at a nice hotel, instead of in a dark, dirty VIP room at a strip club. All for about the same cost too. Don't get me wrong, I like strip clubs. It's nice to enjoy your girl without all the loud music, club employees, timers, cameras, etc. though.
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    8 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Now why didn't I think of that?
    This reminds me of "fake photographers" who post ads looking for models to pose in lingerie. They are preying on young, broke, pretty girls and have no intention of helping them with a career in modeling. They are simply doing it to get the girls alone in a room, so they can take photos of them for their own personal use, hopefully get them naked, and maybe even get lucky and sleep with them. Creepy.
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    8 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Some Entry Level Results from Sugar baby sites and Normal free dating sites look
    In reference to Subra's point, it does take some work to get a 9 or 10 to meet you in person. The hottest girls are getting a ton of messages from super rich dudes, standard sugar daddies, and even posers who are broke and just pretending to be sugar daddies to try to get in their pants. So, the hotties have a lot of options and can be very picky. It's still a bit of a numbers game, almost like in real world dating to a degree. Like Subra said, even if you are chatting with someone, they could flake out and disappear before you meet them in person. I think the girls line up a few dates and if they meet someone before you that they like and reach an arrangement, they just disappear. They are still young and ghosting is easier for them than explaining that they met someone else and no longer want to meet. If you stick with it though, you'll eventually land some 8's, 9's, and maybe even a close to a 10. I spent about 3 months on Seeking Arrangement and dealt with some girls flaking, but also landed an 8, a 9, and a 9 1/2. The 9 and 9 1/2 actually looked better in person than in their photos. I had some other options too, but deleted my account because I finally found what I was looking for. One of the pluses in my opinion is that these girls are generally smarter, more reliable, and much lower mileage than most strippers. It's definitely worth checking out, if your goal is OTC.
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    8 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Some Entry Level Results from Sugar baby sites and Normal free dating sites look
    Thanks for the info Juice. It took a little time, but I finally found a great sugar relationship with a college student, who I see regularly. She goes to school full time, works a part time job, and sees me about once a week. The GFE is great and the sex is amazing. I'm looking for a normal relationship on normal dating sites too, but this is great until I find one. As an aside, I tried a new dating app called Bumble. It's kind of like the more female friendly version of Tinder. Holy shit. I had read that they stack or front load all the hotties and it's totally true. It seems like the first 100 or more women on Bumble that I've swiped through were 8's and up. Now I just need to hope for some matches. I just signed up yesterday. Keep us posted on your sugar dating. Good luck and have fun.
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    8 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    I was having sex with a woman when her husband got home early
    This song goes out to Shailynn... Fitting, under the circumstances. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg54zkr6IWs
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    8 years ago
    4got2wipe
    In a brilliant place!
    New avatars = brilliant!
    Thanks 4got. Jack's is cool too. Here's Jack rolling into the Tonight Show back in 1975, with a cocktail and cigarette in hand. Carson, Martin, and Bob Hope. Pretty good show. https://youtu.be/zyl4Vvjc7pI
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    8 years ago
    623
    Since 1963 ...
    A prop I added recently - any thoughts?
    Desertscrub is a cactus. Total prick. He's a fucking wacko. Maybe the craziest person on TUSCL. He needs to chill out before he has an aneurysm. He goes off constantly on new posters or people that post their first reviews. I'm not sure if he's intentionally trolling or if he's that paranoid that he really thinks all these reviews are club ads. Either way he's a nut job.
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    8 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Was I wrong?
    You did tell her, so you weren't wrong on that part. However, since she wanted you to be covered at first, and then wanted you to give her advance notice when you were going to cum, it's pretty clear she didn't want you to cum in her mouth. You were wrong imo to push her head at the end. You should have given her the opportunity to back away if that's what she wanted to do. At least you gave her the extra $ though.
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    8 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Homeless People / Beggers
    It will be interesting to see what happens with Trump, since he refuses to divest his businesses, especially the D.C. hotel. He seems determined not to budge on this issue and the Democrats, and even some Republicans, are not going to let that go. This could blow up. Also, he's not even in office yet and he's already fucking up foreign policy, with China, the Middle East, etc. I just hope his big mouth doesn't draw us into another war. I think there's realistically a 25% chance he gets impeached due to his stubbornness about divesting his business interests or due to some other foolish actions.
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    8 years ago
    twentyfive
    Living well and enjoying my retirement
    Football playoffs coming up!
    Eli is a gamer. He'll be up and down, good, or mediocre during the regular season, but rise to the occasion when the spotlight is the brightest. The Cowboys look good and I like Dak, but as a rookie, I think he'll trip up at some point in the playoffs. I'm not a Romo fan, but it would make good theater if he had to come off the bench in the Super Bowl because Dak got hurt or something. I'd love to see the Giants beat the Pats again. That would drive Tom and Bill bananas.
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    8 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Just in from Floriduh.
    But at least he got a good selfie out of it! They should charge him with being an idiot too.
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    8 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Homeless People / Beggers
    That's insane that drug use has gotten so bad and it is so inexpensive that it's hurting liquor store sales.
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    8 years ago
    Best Way to Prevent a Dancer from Sticking to you
    Mulaney, you have to be direct. You can do so without being a dick. I'll usually smile and say hello back. If they introduce themselves, I'll introduce myself too. Then, that's it for me. I'll be direct and say "I don't want to waste your time, so I just want you to know that I'm not going to buy any dances. It was nice meeting you though and I hope you have a good night." That always gets them to leave and isn't completely rude.
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    8 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    OT: Uber does not allow it's drivers to csrry firearms
    Maybe it was an Uber Eats delivery and they were trying to rob steak and lobster. More likely road rage or something though.
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    8 years ago
    OT: Uber driver stabs customer
    I wonder if he gave the Uber driver a 5 star rating. Note to self: don't tap on Uber driver's window.
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    8 years ago
    Best Way to Prevent a Dancer from Sticking to you
    If you say you don't have any money, aren't going to buy any dances, or simply no thank you, that should get her to leave.
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    8 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Homeless People / Beggers
    Yep. I'm noticing more homeless people and more beggars in a lot of places. Some of the beggars, like you mention, appear fairly well dressed too. They seem like aggressive hustlers. Some of them even seem like they could be successful salespeople if they could get their shit together and actually wanted a job. I think the increase in both homeless people and beggars has a lot to do with drugs. Between meth, the increased popularity of heroin in recent years, etc., I think a lot of peoples' lives have gone down the tubes. Bad trend.