Comments by JimGassagain (page 37)

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    7 years ago
    JimGassagain
    Bacon props!!
    Maher, Griffin, Colbert: Anti-Trump comedians are a having really bad moment
    Would anyone still be willing to fuck Kathy Griffin, besides SJG? She tried flirting with me when I was single, before Jeannie and I started dating. I was more attracted to my pastrami deli sandwich than her red headed and red covered snatch. I said I'd rather be dead than have red on my head. She wouldn't stop talking and I couldnt get in a word. I couldn't even tell her I wasn't interested in doing a comedy duo with her. I just said I had to eat and to give me her # so I could call her. Of course that call never happened. Thanks to all who agree with how terrible of a comedian she is.
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    7 years ago
    san_jose_guy
    money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
    How Life Should Be:
    SJG, are you Bill Maher's house nigga?
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    7 years ago
    skibum609
    Massachusetts
    What is your favorite saying that pertains to your profession?
    It is what it is! No really, in my business we say to a fellow comedian that we don't like,"You're just like African genocide, you keep killing and nobody cares!"
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    7 years ago
    SebastianCobb
    California
    Emotionally attached to ATF....Now what?
    SJG, is this you? Why did you change over to a new member? I like u better as SJG.
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    7 years ago
    Do you discriminate against homosexual dancers?
    Wipe off your cunt and fuck that pussy!
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    7 years ago
    san_jose_guy
    money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
    Marriage Used As A Weapon?
    I am so happy I married my wife. Anyone who says marriage is society's prison is someone who has a bad choice in partners or doesn't compromise to make the marriage work. I realized this after taking care of my wife for the last 6 weeks. She can't speak and I must feed her through a tube. After she has taken care of 5 kids most of her adult life, I am honored and privileged to be able to return the favor by taking care of her and canceling my tour dates and millions of $$ in revenue. I can always make up the money later, but we can never make up time lost not being spent with our loved ones.
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    7 years ago
    Leading Economic Indicators
    SJG can't you see that everyone hates you? Why dont you just go away and build your organization from one person to two?
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    7 years ago
    ime
    Fuck Joe Biden
    Founder BAN SJG
    I'm actually shocked he has t been banned yet. A testament to tolerance provided by fellow tuscl members and Founder. This is likely the only forum to allow a guy like SJG to participate.
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    7 years ago
    The Secret History of RickyBoy and The System: Part I: The Early Years
    A fascinating read. I wonder how Dougster(Ed)got this exclusive interview with Rick Digan's family? Great writing.
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    7 years ago
    Greg Allman dies at 69
    Those rock guys lived hard lives. He had cancer which even those who lived soft lives can die from, but it seems like the celebrities and rock stars from the boomer generation die young, and coincidentally lived fast lives. My wife almost died a month ago, so it's not just the fast life that does you in. Live while you can, and die with honor.
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    7 years ago
    san_jose_guy
    money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
    OT: Cognizant Dreams?
    Did u have a premonition that Greg Allman was going to die SJG? He was the father of the Allman Brothers band and one of their greatest songs was "Dreams". Is this a coincidence? I think not. SJG has a gift! Very spooky shit...
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    7 years ago
    sinclair
    Strip Club Nation
    Backpage: War on Black Men
    ^^^ If you want to change the world let it start with you!" What black guy is going to start to lead the cause by paying escorts handsome amounts and treating them like civilians? Maybe SJG? In his organization maybe. In his organization of one.
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    7 years ago
    JimGassagain
    Bacon props!!
    Are u gay?
    ^^^ SJG likes this thread as he smiles when reading it.
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    7 years ago
    san_jose_guy is a Complete Fag!
    SJG fucks his Christian eating lions in the ass!
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    7 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Are you open to a open minded Bible Study on TUSCL ?
    ^^^ "Surely there are a few virgins out there". -Vince Let us start with presenting our first virgin, named SJG!
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    7 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Are you open to a open minded Bible Study on TUSCL ?
    Amen, SJG! For you will see the light of Yahweh! The one and only savior, our Lord Jesus Christ forgives all of your sins you've committed against women who've fallen asleep in your presences and awoken to you raping them. San Quentin will be a prison on Earth for you, yet in the Kingdom of God you will be set free! God loves all, even the heathen-like sinners like you. Peace be with God and the forgiveness of SJG.
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    7 years ago
    twentyfive
    Living well and enjoying my retirement
    Basketball
    I will release my SJG eating lions during halftime of the game.
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    7 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Are you open to a open minded Bible Study on TUSCL ?
    ^^^ SJG, even Judas was forgiven by Jesus, and our organization will forgive you too for your blasphemous ways against our Lord Jesus Christ. For whoever has forsaken me will be forgiven by my father! God has room in his Church for everyone, even the ilk of the guys like SJG. For he is a mortal, and only when he becomes immortal will his comprehension of the afterlife take root. Amen!
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    7 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Are you open to a open minded Bible Study on TUSCL ?
    I will pray for you SJG. When I visited with the Pope we had a special vigil in honor of people like you of little faith. Someday you will see the light and join our organization.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    JimGassagain
    Bacon props!!
    Are u gay?
    ^^^ You have a passion for cock and balls, too?
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    7 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    Multiple favs at the same club at the same time
    ^^^ SJG is a predator. Chris Hansen from Nightline should be able to capture SJG and his criminal Pursuits on camera! Great for TV!!
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    7 years ago
    LecherousMonk
    Mom's basement
    I Wish I Lived in an Extras State
    SJG-"For those in my organization" ..... Yeah right! We've heard you repeat the same buckshot for 3 years and all you do is repeat without taking any action. SJG if you really were building an organization you wouldn't have any time posting on tuscl like you have for the past 3 years. Do u know how stupid you appear? Dumb!
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    7 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Where Is The Strangest Place You've Ever Had Sex?
    SJG is stating another fight with a tuscl member. This time it is with ATAC dawg. Ruff, ruff!!
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    7 years ago
    LecherousMonk
    Mom's basement
    I Wish I Lived in an Extras State
    I think you're are telling tall tales again SJG. No girl wants you to enter her, it's just part of your fantasy to have the female species think of you in that light. The truth is I never boss my kids around or portray behaving like that in my comedy or tv shows. Again this is another example of your imagination blurring the lines between reality, because of your jealousy of my game and success. You can't knock me down, because people on here have shown proof that everybody hates you and what you post. You're the only person on tuscl that disagrees with me.
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    7 years ago
    san_jose_guy
    money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
    OT: Municipal Financial Health?
    What is the point of this thread? The end result is a huge waste of time for the person writing in it.