Comments by Il8vStripper5

Better looking? Even allowing for lack of makeup and the mugshot effect I wouldn't say she's better looking. Not saying she's ugly though.

Eh one of my former favorites is starting to show her age. Had some heavy lust for her 3 years ago, and it lasted a few months.

On second thought stupid question.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7tYy5gNZow

Paige Mickey James Summer Rae

I've only ever recognized one other customer in my entire strip clubbing career and that's because he had a retarded serial killer look going on.

Or if they must play black music, at least play the black music from the 90s which I actually like.

I wish at least one of the regulars at my favorite club would dance to Motley Crue and G&R.

2 is a compromise at the right price, 1 is a rip off at any price, so I pick 2.

My wife would never have used a gun on me or herself. But she was always trying to provoke me into violence, so it seemed. Not sure if I am following you. -Most people say marriage is a token of love and trust, but divorce can be messy and leave lasting scars. I'm saying, don't get married, just buy her a gun, that way if she turns on you she can just do a quick headshot instead of taking half or more of everything.

Never liked those borderline suicidal pranks.

My motto, if you want to show someone how much you love and trust them, buy them a gun and teach them how to use it. That way if they betray your trust they could potentially get it over with quicker.

Mayin Biyalik, THAT'S who that Hooters girl reminded me of.

I think Jesus would use his magic powers to make the dancer cum with his mind, part of the "do unto others as you would have done unto you" thing.

I'm also confused about the people saying busted face. The chair picture isn't her best shot because of lighting and angle, but really not seeing anything there I wouldn't look right at while hitting it from the front.

Temple of prostitution, ancient Greek style.

Oi veh, next we'll have san_jose_goy.

I'm one of those weird guys you read about sometimes who generally likes smaller boobs than bigger ones, but those are nice and shapely so 10/10.

Proudly making our mother's ashamed for over xx years.

Bonus question, how long did it take you to realize the glowing first impression was all wrong and the place sucked?

When I've seen all 4 dancers on shift that night and none are above a 6 it's a bad night. (See my latest review of classy chassy) -Especially if it's Saturday and those 4 dancers are there to entertain 20+ dudes.

For me no-contact/low/one-way contact is worse than not getting a dance at all (no matter how good-looking the bitch is). -Exactly BTW JamesSD was being purposely redundant (i.e. why pay just to look & not touch if one can look at the stage for free). -Duh, I'm dense. I read it as "if you like stage shows, why be so uptight about a no contact dance".

Seems like he's selling a "pick up strippers" system but I'm not clicking his link.

"What's the difference between a no contact private dance and the stage show? " The stage show is a stage show, so there's really no expectation of any level of "intimacy" as far as I'm concerned. You're just appreciating their physical conditioning and dancing ability. possibly screening them for VIP later. On the other hand a dance should feel like you're "getting to know them" even if it's in the most phony and superficial way possible. I don't go to a strip club looking for a girlfriend or prostitute, and I don't expect sex but I do expect to look and feel like I just had some(mussed hair and jizz stains).

A good lapdance should be as close to sex as possible with your dick still in your pants. No touching = not worth it at any price.