Roadworrier
Lapland

Comments by Roadworrier (page 2)

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4 years ago
Muddy
USA
You know enough already with all these big breasted, blonde, Swedish strippers
Anyone wanting naked or nearly blondes who actually sing and play music, check out The SoapGirls Facebook page. I think they are either Dutch or French. https://www.facebook.com/thesoapgirls/
review comment
4 years ago
Roadworrier
Lapland
Designed for social distance
*”elbow to elbow” is what I meant above.
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4 years ago
Roadworrier
Lapland
Designed for social distance
Visited again on July 3. Rare Friday visit, 40 customers practically rl is yo elbow around the bar. A few PLs with masks, almost all the dancers had masks except while dancing in stage. The girls were definite 7+ (one blonde who was an 8 was the only one socializing with her regular after the tip crawl, as well as going back for a lap). I guess a lot of “glad to be here” vibes, but not sure if this bar setup is going to survive the COVID spike. And the fact that gals limit their customer interactions mainly to the tip crawls (going back to the dressing room or DJ booth between their sets) makes this a much less engaging experience than other clubs.
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4 years ago
aham5
I've got a bad feeling about this.
Not terrible. Not great
Rachel’s is zero mileage. Good food and nice girls on stage and to talk to, at best.
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4 years ago
bill1010
First post-Covid visit
That said, there were no prices mentioned for upstairs. The spaceship is indeed a ripoff.
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4 years ago
bill1010
First post-Covid visit
Mikey hates 2001 with unrivaled passion, and hates all who even bother to review it, whether or not they like it or not.
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4 years ago
bigdogdd
Maryland
Friday Afternoon at GGC
Long time since a review here, but I did go on Saturday 7/11. Much the same as before but socially distanced seating, masks and not busy on a Saturday night. White girls are mainly 6s, The WOCs have better bodies. Jasmine (white brunette, roundish body but not heavy) did 4 laps for me and promised she could take off her panties in the private room. I’ve been too lazy to write a full review since, but GC is what it is. Serviceable but seems like its best days are behind it.
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4 years ago
ah1974
People of color experiences at strip clubs
One would think green talks the loudest. But I’ve seen plenty of higher-quality girls hanging with regulars when they could do better circulating to other guys who might offer them that lap or room opportunity. I think South Florida tends to be the main exception, where green rules over all else. Elsewhere, a couple ATFs admitted to me they will always go for the “silverbacks” - aka the old white guys, even if they might be on the crotchety side. More money, feel safer.
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4 years ago
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
OT: Hot or Not - What say you
She has the Hollywood inject-a-lips, but is otherwise hot
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4 years ago
Roadworrier
Lapland
Designed for social distance
Some of the customers definitely look like they are from the club’s past. You may be able to take the inside of the club out of Baltimore, but you can’t take Baltimore out of the club.
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4 years ago
Roadworrier
Lapland
Would you be my neighbor?
This is Baltimore County, not the city. The city has nude clubs with alcohol.
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4 years ago
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
OT: Hitting the gym post-Covid
I work out at the Y, and you have to walk thru the temperature gauntlet before entering,, and wear a mask when not actually exercising. Alternate treadmills and ellipticals roped off (sometimes two machines in a row roped off between machines not roped off. No towels but plenty of wet-wipes and sanitizer everywhere. No free weights, just regular machines. Plenty of staff wiping things down if you don’t. Not crowded in the morning. Plus alternate parking spaces coned off.
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4 years ago
Hank Moody
I'm fine. I'm disgusted with my life and myself, but I'm not unhappy about that.
Bars in MD can open at 5p Friday June 12
Just saw @jimmymcnulty’s post. I might wait that week and see if more dancers start coming in.
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4 years ago
Shortie44
Maryland
Finally open post COVID
Considering their tepid air laps for truncated songs have always been $30 (except on 2 for 1 night) no upcharge as far as I can see. The question is what will go on in the private rooms.
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4 years ago
Hank Moody
I'm fine. I'm disgusted with my life and myself, but I'm not unhappy about that.
Bars in MD can open at 5p Friday June 12
I noticed the Mill said On their website they opened Friday and it has a dancer schedule for the weekend only. Considering there was somewhat limited mileage and extras before, I doubt post-lockdown they’ve suddenly turned into Pompano Beach or Tijuana. But I may visit in the next few days.
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4 years ago
sideshow_bob
How's Covid Enforcement in Your Area?
Maryland appears to be reopening this weekend. Millstream opened Fri 6/12 and I may have a chance to go over there during the weekend FWIW. Another place (Christina’s in BAL) was set up with a tent in their parking lot. Not a normal PLs e I’d go anyway.
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5 years ago
sinclair
Strip Club Nation
sinclair's Review
Nice detail and thanks for not taking one for the team here. Sounds like some of the girls would have been better off WITH face masks.
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5 years ago
wallanon
TL;DR - This Visit to Penthouse Club Sucked.
My one time at Penthouse Club was in a Sat night and nothing happens till 9:30 pm. So there being both a weekday day shift and a night shift is right there an improvement. I hate when I encounter “the chick that wouldn’t leave”. Feel the same way you did about that. That said, the best solution (in my view) for Baltimore clubs is going to Florida clubs. Hopefully as the Corona veil gets slowly lifted, I’ll be back traveling and that’s what I’ll do. I would not be surprised if less than a handful of clubs in Baltimore make it out of this thing alive. And they’ll still be ridiculously overpriced for any kind of laps and no extras.
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5 years ago
Lone_Wolf
Arizona
How long will the social distancing rules be adhered to?
I think they’ll have to be taking the temperatures of the dancers and custies at very least. I could see some but not most clubs doing it. In short if there are cases breaking out the club will have to close. All you need is one person.
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5 years ago
goldmongerATL
The Square Above Charlie Weaver
You must be a stripper
Tats tats and more tats. And a baby in tow. Or pix of her with her 5 cats.
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5 years ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Describe Your Best Night Strip Clubbing Ever
Actually this past couple years, some nice highlights. Club names concealed to keep LE and the goons away. Here are my top 3: 1) The curly-haired blonde who went down on me twice in one afternoon at a club in JAX 2) The Colombian cousins who finished each other’s sentences and then finished me off in West Palm on $10 lap night 3) The girl named for Charlie Brown’s sister going epic on me at the same WPB club on another $10 lap night Some great discoveries along the way thanks to all the time spent in FL the past 15 months. Hopefully fall brings more fun. DC area is dormant now, I’m working out of one of my bedrooms now and the spouse is always home. Party on everybody - when you’re all ready......
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5 years ago
bdirect
usa
Herd Immunity = give everybody corona & see what comes out of the wash
@twentyfive Elon is launching SpaceX rockets with NASA to get us to the ISS. There was a launch not long ago. Russia still has the upper hand but they no longer control all the access. Looks like Tom Cruise is positioning himself for a SpaceX ride next....
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5 years ago
Longball300
I'll sleep when I'm Dead...😈
Niece is NICE!
She’s too pale. Needs some Vitamin D. Or less H.
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5 years ago
pistola
Keepin' it 💯
Fat Girl in a Sundress
Just not seeing many women at all other than moms and make-up-less worker drones in their QVC loungewear. A few heavy joggers who look like they’ve just started to jog. The nicest looking women are generally those out walking their dogs in the nice neighborhoods.
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5 years ago
CJKent (Banned)
“The more a person needs to be right, the less certain he is...”
In China, Coronavirus Shows Alarming Signs Of Resurgence...
@twentyfive, I hope Kellyanne recognizes how much worse this is than the Bowling Green massacre.