While the stripper you knew was on vacation to see family, I met her at a club. She was there with her brothers, who are my buddies from college. We had a few drinks and she told me all about this guy she met recently who was really clingy, cocky, and just an overall asshole. Long story short, she’s with me now and won’t be responding to your incessant calls / texts / etc. I’ll use her for awhile and see what comes from it. Bye.
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Makes sense to me. However, strippers and logic can be like oil and water...
Did she swallow, or was she a spitter?
Either that or her baby daddy came around and convinced her to get back with him by taking her money to buy the latest Xbox game. Love is in the air.
Houjack makes an interesting point.
She’s told you everything that she wants you to know. That doesn’t mean you know everything. There could be a huge gap from what you know - and her true past.
You are the type of guy who can leave the past in the past. You are also the type who will be hurt to learn about her past. It would be best to leave this alone and move on. But I know that won’t happen.
Sorry - I mistyped. My second paragraph should have begun - You are the type of guy who can’t leave the past in the past.
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