Flagooner in the rest home

Itsmytime
I’ve had enough and I can’t take it any more
Flagonner was staying at the rest home. There he met 85 year old Flora, who soon became his girlfriend. They enjoyed sitting in the garden area, where Flora would hold his bare, flaccid penis. One day Flora saw Flagonner sitting with 86 year old Clara in the garden. Flora was mad! She wheeled over to them and yelled at Flagonner, “what does Clara have that I don’t have?” Flagonner responded by saying, “Parkinson’s”!

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twentyfive
6 years ago
lol
Cashman1234
6 years ago
Lol! That’s some funny shit!
flagooner
6 years ago
I was going to tell you to fuck off, but that was funny.
twentyfive
6 years ago
You should tell him to fuck off anyway ;)
flagooner
6 years ago
That would dilute the impact if I just went off and did tgat when they don't deserve it
twentyfive
6 years ago
Just letting you be you, is all;)))
shadowcat
6 years ago
Flora was running up and down the halls at the nursing home. Throwing up her gown and yelling super pussy to everyone she met. Flagooner heard the commotion and got out of bed to see what was going on. As soon as Flora saw him, she rushed up to him, threw her gown up an yelled super pussy.

Flagooner replied that he would take the soup. :)
twentyfive
6 years ago
Lol
Iam4u2screw
6 years ago
Hey Flag can always pet the cat, but they don't serve soup everyday. LOL
flagooner
6 years ago
Fuck all of you!
When have I ever offended anyone on here that prompts all this disrespect?
Itsmytime
6 years ago
I considered using other posters here as the butt of this joke but expected they would go apeshit. I expected that Flagooner would handle it with class and I was right. Everybody else should chilax.
twentyfive
6 years ago
If y’all were concerned why would you ;)
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