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Comments by Tiburon (page 27)

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    8 years ago
    MrDeuce
    Illinois
    Video that broke the Internet: Tessa Fowler brushing her teeth topless
    When your so desperate for boob you'll watch a bitch stand still naked while brushing her teeth. Amazing...
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    8 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    All her friends are strippers
    @subraman they do this because not enough people put them in check. The boyfriend gives up too easily, the girlfriends just don't like to be bothered with other women's issues and the John's will get all pissy about a no show, but will turn right around and give them another chance. There's always exceptions to the rules but there ain't enough John's who put their foot down and tell her to suck dick or gtfo
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    8 years ago
    chessmaster
    Illinois
    Another stripperweb gem.
    Either way, these filthy new Yorkers are making me look bad. @lapdanceking "LOL, the title of this thread!! It's not a New York thing. It's a pervert customer thing. Definitely avoid the crotch and be wary of "the signs." If he starts moaning loudly, ease up. What really irks me is when guys try to pull you down on their body, to make you grind on them. Ughhh. So nauseatingly gross. They don't pay us enough for this crap, lol." That's one indication of how strippers feel when you ldk on them
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    8 years ago
    chessmaster
    Illinois
    Another stripperweb gem.
    A couple things wrong with that post. One:there are no 15 minute rooms. Either half hour or an hour. Unless you really know someone like the manager. Two: in most NY live, sweatpants are not allowed unless you're a big shot or know the manager or bouncer (or both) personally, you ain't getting with shorts. Not even in a black club and all people do is criticize them. Must either be a rare club that's not talked about or some back water location upstate in West bubbafuck
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    8 years ago
    Tiburon
    Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
    East Asian strippers in NYC (where are they)
    Txtittyfag gets it ^_^
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    8 years ago
    Tiburon
    Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
    East Asian strippers in NYC (where are they)
    Yeah, I checked her out. She's a bartender. These days in black clubs they show out only to the top local drug dealers/wack ass rappers. I didn't do much since tips were expected and had to be $5 or greater for these hoes. Couldn't get more than a drink before she immediately went to another brother....and then showed off her serving skills. Don't expect dances from these chicks.
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    8 years ago
    Tiburon
    Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
    East Asian strippers in NYC (where are they)
    G2K*
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    8 years ago
    Tiburon
    Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
    East Asian strippers in NYC (where are they)
    What time do they be in Queens because I've never seen them
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    8 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    Drinking enhances the experience
    Weed enhances the experience
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    8 years ago
    knobsnbobs
    L.A. All Day
    Lets write all the lame questions/lines that strippers say to you when hustling
    ^^^LMAO!
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    8 years ago
    Is OTC Usually GFE?
    you tell me where I can find easily accessible OTC that guarantees GFE, and I'm willing to throw down a buck or 2
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    8 years ago
    No touching rules
    @GACA it's only hard to get when the bouncer ISN'T involved. When a bouncer is hanging over your shoulder yelling "NO TOUCH!" then it becomes "hard to kick his ass". But that's mostly high density white/manhattan clubs. UNLESS you pay the $600 for a 30 minute VIP and DON'T get a ROB.
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    8 years ago
    First good lap dance
    Is it possible? Yes. Is it likely, unless you're really suave, it's a long shot and low probability. It depends on the woman. Now you also must remember thata lot of these women ESPECIALLY today, want an already made man. You gotta find the one that's willing to wait while you finish college and get a job, etc. That means she must be willing to spend her own money on herself (crazy I know -_-). And we all know hoes don't even like paying for their own dinner much less go Dutch or buy their own shoes. Just something to think about. But your a handsome dude so you'll get more mileage than most these old geezers (I'm not one of them). @Shailynn what's wrong with being young and a virgin?
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    8 years ago
    impala
    The People's Republic of Pennsylvania
    Have you ever met Whiskey Dick
    @clubber like smoking weed, I get horny when I get drunk. So I can say it never happened to me
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    8 years ago
    Is OTC Usually GFE?
    I'm with Papi on this one. Down to the T.
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    8 years ago
    First good lap dance
    Hi is that you in your avatar. If so I can say with no sarcasm that at the very least she was into you. Not sure if the kissing thing was in your head or not but she was definitely enjoying her time with you even if it was paid. You were probably a real breathe of fresh air to her compared to a lot of old dudes.
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    8 years ago
    Tiburon
    Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
    Best way to shut down an ROB
    Jeez sharkhunter that's a headache. and a half. I wouldn't have sent her to jail BUT I damn sure would have made sure she gotten worse punishment like telling all the other clubs she works at the sitch. Glad it worked out for you though. @justme62 I have an image in my head of you pushing her off you as she goes in for the hug and giving her the stone cold stunner LMAO. I'm more surprised a pimp or some Mexican thug didn't jump out the bushes and harass you about harassing a prosty for trying to steal your money. These crooked Mexicans stick up for each other like that.
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    8 years ago
    gothamyte
    from that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
    Big & Tall broads at The Strippies
    Everyone' short to me, even the bouncer. A big bitch to me is just a thick squat stripper (not thick in the sexy way either)
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    8 years ago
    K
    New Jersey
    Dancers lie?
    You know what's funny? I'm not sure whether it's because I'm black or because I'm young or even if it's because I'm in NY(C), I NEVER been strung along. I've seen a lot of girls slow talk with the older white gentlemen, take TONS of time with them before they get to dancing or even just take time with them even IF they don't dance. But with me, after all the girls take a TON of time getting around to meet me, it's always a quick hello and "do you want to dance". I personally thought it was a nation wide thing that ALL "new" faces go through in a club. IF that's the case, there's DEFINETELY no way you can be fooled into believing these girls even remotely care about your wanted intimacy, so how can the few really fall into that string along trap?
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    8 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    Hungry strippers in NE and central FL
    You know you done fucked up when SJGuy tells you about yourself
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    8 years ago
    Non vip extras
    Another time at barside a stripper reached in my pants and whipped out my dick. No condom in this case. Her back to me, she softly stroked the tip with her hand and rubbed her ass on my dick occasionally tickling the the tip. I had to stop or I would have put mayo all over hand and back.
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    8 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    $100 Qick Fucc
    She can get $30 and a grilled cheese. But she must provide the weed or no deal
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    8 years ago
    gothamyte
    from that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
    any thoughts on millennials dancing today? do they compare to yesteryear?
    Always
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    8 years ago
    gothamyte
    from that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
    real talk: so, why don't chicks have more SCs where dudes dance for 'em?
    Because women can get into a night club for free, get drinks for free and can choose out of 100 men in the club THAT NIGHT AND fuck him for free. Why do they need to go to a male strip club again?
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    8 years ago
    gothamyte
    from that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
    any thoughts on millennials dancing today? do they compare to yesteryear?
    Most old folks usually ALWAYS think their music is better than the current generation. Adapt or get out