Discussions

Many of you know that my favorite cocktail is the gimlet. Be it the modern 2/3-1/3 recipe or the older 1/2-1/2 it is hard to beat the classic. However, we rick’s are nothing if not…

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If they wanted to feel like this they should just get a lion, tiger, or jaguar to fuck them in the ass. ROAR!!!

My buddy rickdugan, the smartest hairless ape on the planet, has made his disdain for trolls many times. However, it is important to distinguish between insanos, idiots, and the genuine trolls.

A true troll is often…

San Jose Ape misunderstands what it is to be a rick. He believes that we are sociopaths. Not so. The rick way is to wear badass suits, fuck sexy female hairless apes, pretend to be…

With all of the new discussion rooms it seems to me that a room for the ricks is warranted. This could be a place where we rick could share our insights and then you apes…

Do any of you apes ask your various OTC whores to do a few jumping jacks before giving them the old flesh torpedo treatment?

dugan doesn’t really understand my fascination with the bouncy bouncy boobs…

That half-boiled crab fredo is fast getting himself on the rick wildebeest list. Now I could care less about the impact of global warming on the apes. “Progressive” apes, “conservative” apes, whatever — they’re all…

Or, as we call it, a ricknundrum.

The basis for this ricknundrum is the simple fact that we ricks are apex predators. Whereas most dogs are simpering idiots that sit around and lick their own balls…

The Council of ricks has a simple agenda. You TUSCL readers should know our agenda. It is:

Wearing classy suits, fucking sexy whores, driving drunk, and going wildebeest on our enemies. It’s so simple even a…