Posts by rickthelion

I bet they were disappointed. Famale hairless apes love the BSLC. ROAR!

I would like everybody to know that use of the name "rick" is restricted to the honorable society of ricks, which is governed by the council of ricks. If you wish to post on TUSCL with a name that includes "rick"…

So you're proud of your gross little spineless penis, are you? I don't know how female hairless apes can stand the sight of those things. Maybe that's why so many of your females go lion and tiger. You should realize…

I want him to be tuned in to the human condition. Once we cats take over well only deal with you via vulture. I don't want to actually meet with damn dirty apes unless they are exceptional geniuses like rickdugan…

I've delegated some of TUSCL work to my little vulture buddy. I'm just too busy planning the glorious cat revolution. Remember l, this is for your own good. You hairless apes have fucked things up. We're here to save you…

We're suspending active plans for the glorious cat revolution. Trump has struck a deal with us to give us as many Muslims as we want to eat. It'll be just like Ancient Rome, but he'll be feeding us Muslims instead…

You hairless apes are clearly not responsible enough to run an Internet forum. I'm nominating rickdugan as the ultimate TUSCL authority. I'll be the enforcer. If rickdugan thinks you've stepped out of line I'll track you down and do something…

Just let me know. I've kicked John Smith's DS to the curb and she's gone back to him. She probably still had vulture jizz on her breath when he kissed her. I share most of my hairless ape girlfriends with…

I come back from planning the glorious cat revolution to see some idiot hairless ape creating troll accounts and insulting a potential BSLC slut. That ranukam idiot better look over his shoulder from now on. Some day he's going to…

The council of ricks (rickthevulture, ricktheshark, rickthetiger, rickdugan, and rick's lawyer) got together for a nice turkey dinner and evening of sharing stories over cigars and cognac. We looked so sharp in our suits that the only way we could…

Just couldn't take the whiney bitch any more. Even rickthevulture was all "launch the bitch" and he has a hard time finding female hairless apes that let him ejaculate in their mouth or pussy. DS really got into it. What…

We cats will take over soon and solve the world's problems. Worried about a nuclear Iran? None of you damn dirty hairless apes will be allowed weapons. Problem solved. But for now rickthevulture and I have been in a holding…