Posts by rickthelion

Perhaps you could be my court jester once the cat revolution is complete. Your stuff about how ISIS and the Ayatollahs in Iran don't believe in god is hilarious. Maybe you're confused because they say god in Arabic. It's allah…

I have a news flash for you: there is no god. Would a just god let you hairless apes fuck up the planet the way you have. Either god cannot perceive how fucked up you are, in which case he's not…

I bet they were disappointed. Famale hairless apes love the BSLC. ROAR!

I would like everybody to know that use of the name "rick" is restricted to the honorable society of ricks, which is governed by the council of ricks. If you wish to post on TUSCL with a name that includes "rick"…

So you're proud of your gross little spineless penis, are you? I don't know how female hairless apes can stand the sight of those things. Maybe that's why so many of your females go lion and tiger. You should realize…

I want him to be tuned in to the human condition. Once we cats take over well only deal with you via vulture. I don't want to actually meet with damn dirty apes unless they are exceptional geniuses like rickdugan…

I've delegated some of TUSCL work to my little vulture buddy. I'm just too busy planning the glorious cat revolution. Remember l, this is for your own good. You hairless apes have fucked things up. We're here to save you…

We're suspending active plans for the glorious cat revolution. Trump has struck a deal with us to give us as many Muslims as we want to eat. It'll be just like Ancient Rome, but he'll be feeding us Muslims instead…

You hairless apes are clearly not responsible enough to run an Internet forum. I'm nominating rickdugan as the ultimate TUSCL authority. I'll be the enforcer. If rickdugan thinks you've stepped out of line I'll track you down and do something…

Just let me know. I've kicked John Smith's DS to the curb and she's gone back to him. She probably still had vulture jizz on her breath when he kissed her. I share most of my hairless ape girlfriends with…

I come back from planning the glorious cat revolution to see some idiot hairless ape creating troll accounts and insulting a potential BSLC slut. That ranukam idiot better look over his shoulder from now on. Some day he's going to…

The council of ricks (rickthevulture, ricktheshark, rickthetiger, rickdugan, and rick's lawyer) got together for a nice turkey dinner and evening of sharing stories over cigars and cognac. We looked so sharp in our suits that the only way we could…