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Sometimes this rick thinks Skifredo actually thinks he can catch coronavirus from “Corna” beer and eating at fine Chinese restaurants (by which he means Panda Express). Sad. And his incessant whining combined with continuous attempts to…

A fellow TUSCL poster - skifredo - has developed a hard on for the coronavirus. Let’s leave aside arguments about the relative danger of coronavirus vs flu and all of the other things the TUSCL…

After a long New Year’s celebration during which I imbibed just the right number of gimlets and rickaritas, I have returned to share the good news! 2020 should be the year of rick! Of course,…

Many of you know that my favorite cocktail is the gimlet. Be it the modern 2/3-1/3 recipe or the older 1/2-1/2 it is hard to beat the classic. However, we rick’s are nothing if not…

https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8fa00d5c3024f31ab122dd855a8ce8f12ba1e7910a1ee3de98122c5331484733.gif If they wanted to feel like this they should just get a lion, tiger, or jaguar to fuck them in the ass. ROAR!!!

My buddy rickdugan, the smartest hairless ape on the planet, has made his disdain for trolls many times. However, it is important to distinguish between insanos, idiots, and the genuine trolls. A true troll is often…

San Jose Ape misunderstands what it is to be a rick. He believes that we are sociopaths. Not so. The rick way is to wear badass suits, fuck sexy female hairless apes, pretend to be…

With all of the new discussion rooms it seems to me that a room for the ricks is warranted. This could be a place where we rick could share our insights and then you apes…

Do any of you apes ask your various OTC whores to do a few jumping jacks before giving them the old flesh torpedo treatment? dugan doesn’t really understand my fascination with the bouncy bouncy boobs…