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True ricks are both born and made, but many of you will be able to achieve a certain level of rickness in your lives. It is never too late. Just think:

Dracula was 412 when he…

Yes, its xanderthelion. I used to hang with him in my old hood, before I met my brother ricks. Glad to see that ol’ xander is kickin’ hairless ape ass and feedin’ said apes to…

This is just inappropriate:

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If you’re going to give a former employee their last paycheck in the form of pennies you should make sure they are clean pennies. If you want to give them an extra…

On a recent flight the stewardess yelled, in a panicked voice, “is there a doctor on the plane?” After convincing her that I was a doctor I performed an emergency tracheotomy with my claws and…

I like San Jose Goat. He’s got moxie - for an assraped goat. But I recently saw a story that illustrates why he’ll never be a rick:

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Some damn dirty ape wanted a chicken to fight…

One of the many responsibilities we ricks have is giving good advice to losers in need of love (or a reasonable approximation of love). So this rick would like to share a story that you…

It is a long-standing rick tradition to make ol’ philthegroundhog an honorary rick for a period of time. Not that wimpy lil’ hog in Punxsutawney. That Punxsutawney bitch is so subservient to damn dirty…

...weird to drink the milk of a sexy female hairless ape?

If you consider it normal to suck on the tits of a sexy female hairless ape but weird to suck on the cow’s teats?

Just wanted you hairless apes and other crazy critters to know about the ricktastic new program - the story of a man with an ENORMOUS DICK!!! In other words, a rick...

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