Posts by rickthelion
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You hairless apes got some splainin to do!
That's what my buddy Ricky Ricardo el Leon would say. Rick is, after all, a common name for lions and the lionhearted (e.g., rickdugan).
I keep logging on expecting to see people giving my future viceroy rickdugan proper respect. What…
6 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(sharkhunter)
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Hey wildebeest boys, we're going to do to you hairless apes what our ancestors d
Recent work from hairless ape scientists:
www.oregonlive.com/living/index.ssf/2015/08/smarts_stealth_and_retractable.html
I didn't need science to tell me that cats are the pinnacle of evolution. And within cats it goes lions, tigers, leopards, cheetahs, and then other cats. We badass lions are the pinnacle of the…
15 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(4got2wipe)
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Do you hairless apes want to see your future?
I'm organizing all cats and we're going to go all wildebeest on your asses. Your future will look like this.
https://youtu.be/r-OuszqRo6c
Unless you see one of my elite troops. Then you'll just see a lion in a suit pointing an…
10 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(Tiredtraveler)
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Where's the love shadowcat?
What kind of feline are you anyway? I thought that we felids had a bond that transcended species. We're all cats after all.
I ask you one question to enhance my enjoyment of my upcoming trip from the NC to Nairobi…
9 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(warhawks)
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Question for shadowcat
Since I'm planing a trip to the states to go all wildebeest on that dentist's ass I have a strip club question for you.
Mind you, I don't know what kind of cat you are, but I figure we felines…
11 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(motorhead)
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A warning to the gun toting TUSCLers if you decide to hunt lions
I'm not an Uncle Leo (lion equivalent to Uncle Tom) like that damn Cecil. I would have gone all wildebeest on that dentist's ass and if you cross me you'll get the wildebeest treatment too.
And know that I've figured…
6 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(warhawks)
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What's up with people trolling my buddy Rick Dugan?
Ricky and I are both shooting from the hip and keeping it real, he in the jungles of America and I in the jungles of Africa. Metaphorically speaking in both cases, of course, because I'm more of a savanna cat.
Big…
18 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(Dougster)
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The lion system - dealing with your penile spikes
Many of you believe that you can simply ask a hooker for sex. Not so. Would you simply ask a civvie girl for sex? I think not! It is even worse for me. Last week I asked a nice and…
8 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(4got2wipe)
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It's hard being a lion on the Internet
As an actual lion living in sunny Tanzania I wanted to impress on you clueless American's how hard it is for me to share my system with you. Do yo realize the the humans in the Tanzanian countryside don't have…
6 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(crazyjoe)
