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started 9 yrs ago
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All you wildebeest hide your faces. The council of ricks is taking over.
posted by
rickthelion

You hairless apes are clearly not responsible enough to run an Internet forum. I'm nominating rickdugan as the ultimate TUSCL authority. I'll be the enforcer. If rickdugan thinks you've stepped out of line I'll track…

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started 9 yrs ago
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NinaBambina, would you like to be a BSLC slut?
posted by
rickthelion

Just let me know. I've kicked John Smith's DS to the curb and she's gone back to him. She probably still had vulture jizz on her breath when he kissed her.

I share most of…

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started 9 yrs ago
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Listen up trolls, it's going to be wildebeest time
posted by
rickthelion

I come back from planning the glorious cat revolution to see some idiot hairless ape creating troll accounts and insulting a potential BSLC slut.

That ranukam idiot better look over his shoulder from now on.…

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started 9 yrs ago
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Happy Thanksgiving
posted by
rickthelion

The council of ricks (rickthevulture, ricktheshark, rickthetiger, rickdugan, and rick's lawyer) got together for a nice turkey dinner and evening of sharing stories over cigars and cognac. We looked so sharp in our suits that…

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started 9 yrs ago
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Had to cut John Smith's DS free
posted by
rickthelion

Just couldn't take the whiney bitch any more. Even rickthevulture was all "launch the bitch" and he has a hard time finding female hairless apes that let him ejaculate in their mouth or pussy. DS…

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started 9 yrs ago
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Don't fret. The glorious cat revolution is coming.
posted by
rickthelion

We cats will take over soon and solve the world's problems. Worried about a nuclear Iran? None of you damn dirty hairless apes will be allowed weapons. Problem solved.

But for now rickthevulture and I…

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started 9 yrs ago
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We have no hate for you hairless apes. We simply plan to restore the natural ord
posted by
rickthelion

TIGOLBITTYS asked me why I was expressing hate. Neither I nor any of my cat brethren hate you hairless apes.

Does the caterpillar hate the female ichneumon wasp when she oviposits? She is just playing her…

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started 9 yrs ago
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Some of you "conservative" posters are just hairless apeshit crazy
posted by
rickthelion

Obama is a Muslim. Please. That's crazy.

Obama is an atheist that has agreed to turn quisling when the glorious cat revolution begins. Do you actually think your government doest know that war with the…

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started 9 yrs ago
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Rick and I are getting ready for your hairless ape Halloween
posted by
rickthelion

Back home in Tanzania we never celebrated Halloween, but I like the idea of dressing up like someone you're not, going from home to home, and eating the homeowners when they open the door. The…