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That half-boiled crab fredo is fast getting himself on the rick wildebeest list. Now I could care less about the impact of global warming on the apes. “Progressive” apes, “conservative” apes, whatever — they’re all…

Or, as we call it, a ricknundrum. The basis for this ricknundrum is the simple fact that we ricks are apex predators. Whereas most dogs are simpering idiots that sit around and lick their own balls…

The Council of ricks has a simple agenda. You TUSCL readers should know our agenda. It is: Wearing classy suits, fucking sexy whores, driving drunk, and going wildebeest on our enemies. It’s so simple even a…

All of the recent improvements to TUSCL will make communication among the ricks far more efficient. rickthebarnacle is especially grateful. As am I and my vulture bud. Now I'm off to defile some sexy female…

When I think about the way the best among you ape (the great rickdugan) behaves and contrast it with idiots like this: http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/13/naked-man-humping-dead-shark-identified-as-an-ex-nyc-police-officer-6634900/ It only emphasized the need to cull your herds. I've discussed the stupid NYC…

Asshole hunts animals. You hairless apes think you're so brave for taking on animals with your guns. See how you like it when you look over your shoulders and see a lion wearing a suit.…

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The council has a adopted a "wait and see" attitude. Mind you, we were never anti-Trump. Indeed, the council member and smartest hairless ape on the planet, rickdugan, was pro-Trump. Nevertheless, I am worried. Not about…

It's amusing that you wildebeest think your votes count. If Trump wins the council of ricks will step in overtly. If Clinton wins we'll act behind the scenes. We'll be your benevolent overlords. Maybe a…