Discussions

It is a long-standing rick tradition to make ol’ philthegroundhog an honorary rick for a period of time. Not that wimpy lil’ hog in Punxsutawney. That Punxsutawney bitch is so subservient to damn dirty…

...weird to drink the milk of a sexy female hairless ape? If you consider it normal to suck on the tits of a sexy female hairless ape but weird to suck on the cow’s teats?

Just wanted you hairless apes and other crazy critters to know about the ricktastic new program - the story of a man with an ENORMOUS DICK!!! In other words, a rick... https://www.vulture.com/2021/01/whats-john-dillermand-the-danish-show-about-a-giant-penis.html

Late season storm Eta could have been a problem for you Floridians, but read the news today and discovered that it was frickin’ nothing. My theory: my bud rick - in concert with other ricks -…

I can understand those who ignore me. Those who would ignore this lion just can’t wrap their brains around how fantastic my life is. In other words, they cannot take my essential rickness! But my buddy…

Seriously fellas, I cried many a tear when I heard about this. Just remember he lived a full life. Many live and toil in quiet obscurity but Eddie was truly one of a kind. Yes, that is…

A little hairless ape boy is raking leaves in his yard while his elderly grandfather watches. He sees a worm exit a hole in the ground and says to his grandfather “I’ll bet you $20…

When I created the lion character I said I’d always stay in character because the idea of a suit-wearing lion that fucks hairless ape whores and pals around with a dugan and a frickin’ vulture…

Did you hear that Justin Bieber contracted Lyme disease? I almost feel sorry for that annoying little parasite. On the other hand, Bieber got exactly what he deserved! rick humor is funny because it is true. ROAR!!!