Posts by rickthelion

All of the recent improvements to TUSCL will make communication among the ricks far more efficient. rickthebarnacle is especially grateful. As am I and my vulture bud. Now I'm off to defile some sexy female hairless apes with my BSLC.

When I think about the way the best among you ape (the great rickdugan) behaves and contrast it with idiots like this: http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/13/naked-man-humping-dead-shark-identified-as-an-ex-nyc-police-officer-6634900/ It only emphasized the need to cull your herds. I've discussed the stupid NYC cop with ricktheshark and he…

Asshole hunts animals. You hairless apes think you're so brave for taking on animals with your guns. See how you like it when you look over your shoulders and see a lion wearing a suit. And carrying an AK. Mr. Jimmy…

Title says it all

The council has a adopted a "wait and see" attitude. Mind you, we were never anti-Trump. Indeed, the council member and smartest hairless ape on the planet, rickdugan, was pro-Trump. Nevertheless, I am worried. Not about policy issues because all of…

It's amusing that you wildebeest think your votes count. If Trump wins the council of ricks will step in overtly. If Clinton wins we'll act behind the scenes. We'll be your benevolent overlords. Maybe a little snacking on the more…

That Mikey wildebeest thinks he's insulting me by saying I have kitty paws. Not an insult. All cats are better creatures than hairless apes. Cat lives matter. However, wildebeest boy Mikey better watch out if he insults catkind. I have lion…

The wisest rick of all, rickthebarnacle, advised me that I should make amends with John Smith for fucking his DS with my BSLC. Well, not for the fucking part. As a rick my birthright is to fuck any whore I…

You are clearly impressed with yourself despite knowing little of the ways of the world. I am highly suspicious of your assertions that you actually practice law among the hairless apes. However it is no concern of mine for I…

rickdugan's assertion that my comments were a bit sad made me reflect. So I decided to consult with the wisest of the ricks. The barnacle is the deepest thinker among all of the ricks. That guy is Plato, Socrates, Hobbes,…

Perhaps you could be my court jester once the cat revolution is complete. Your stuff about how ISIS and the Ayatollahs in Iran don't believe in god is hilarious. Maybe you're confused because they say god in Arabic. It's allah…

I have a news flash for you: there is no god. Would a just god let you hairless apes fuck up the planet the way you have. Either god cannot perceive how fucked up you are, in which case he's not…