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started 4 yrs ago
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Eta: Florida owes my bud dugan a debt of gratitude
posted by
rickthelion

Late season storm Eta could have been a problem for you Floridians, but read the news today and discovered that it was frickin’ nothing.

My theory: my bud rick - in concert with other ricks -…

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started 4 yrs ago
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Top 40 WTF? How could any sane creature ignore rickdugan?
posted by
rickthelion

I can understand those who ignore me. Those who would ignore this lion just can’t wrap their brains around how fantastic my life is. In other words, they cannot take my essential rickness!

But my buddy…

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started 4 yrs ago
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RIP Eddie
posted by
rickthelion

Seriously fellas, I cried many a tear when I heard about this.

Just remember he lived a full life. Many live and toil in quiet obscurity but Eddie was truly one of a kind.

Yes, that is…

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started 4 yrs ago
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Fun with worms
posted by
rickthelion

A little hairless ape boy is raking leaves in his yard while his elderly grandfather watches. He sees a worm exit a hole in the ground and says to his grandfather “I’ll bet you $20…

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started 4 yrs ago
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At what point does shit become political? aka TUSCL, you’re better than this
posted by
rickthelion

When I created the lion character I said I’d always stay in character because the idea of a suit-wearing lion that fucks hairless ape whores and pals around with a dugan and a frickin’ vulture…

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started 5 yrs ago
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As a rick I feel a duty to cheer my favorite hairless apes up!
posted by
rickthelion

Did you hear that Justin Bieber contracted Lyme disease? I almost feel sorry for that annoying little parasite.

On the other hand, Bieber got exactly what he deserved!

rick humor is funny because it is true. ROAR!!!

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started 5 yrs ago
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Why is Skifredo bragging about having a crappy Corona Lite in his fridge?
posted by
rickthelion

Sometimes this rick thinks Skifredo actually thinks he can catch coronavirus from “Corna” beer and eating at fine Chinese restaurants (by which he means Panda Express).

Sad.

And his incessant whining combined with continuous attempts to…

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started 5 yrs ago
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Let’s help skifredo!
posted by
rickthelion

A fellow TUSCL poster - skifredo - has developed a hard on for the coronavirus. Let’s leave aside arguments about the relative danger of coronavirus vs flu and all of the other things the TUSCL…

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started 5 yrs ago
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2020: year of the ricks; the 2020s: decade of the ricks
posted by
rickthelion

After a long New Year’s celebration during which I imbibed just the right number of gimlets and rickaritas, I have returned to share the good news! 2020 should be the year of rick!

Of course,…