Q. What can you say to ruin your date with a stripper?
A. "Sorry, I forgot my wallet."
A. "Don't worry about my herpes."
A. "My wife died of AIDS."
A. "Your skin would make a beautiful coat."
A. "Screaming won't help at all."
What can you say to ruin your date with a stripper?
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last commentIf you’re a suit-wearing lion I think “do what I say or I’ll go wildebeest on you” would be pretty scary!
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A. "Tongue fuck my anus."
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A. Dont worry, it's just a rash
A. Put this on my tab
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you’re too old.
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The waiter......"sorry miss we are out of crab legs"
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I didn't know you expected money, I thought this was a date?
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After the outing is over, asking what does this make us
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You could ask if she wants to become a Turkish millionaire...
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"Don't worry about the condom, we can let the lawyers figure it out."
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