Q. What can you say to ruin your date with a stripper?
A. "Sorry, I forgot my wallet." A. "Don't worry about my herpes." A. "My wife died of AIDS." A. "Your skin would make a beautiful coat." A. "Screaming won't help at all."
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What can you say to ruin your date with a stripper?
Jan 17, 2019, 1:47 AM
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If you’re a suit-wearing lion I think “do what I say or I’ll go wildebeest on you” would be pretty scary!
A. "Tongue fuck my anus."
A. Dont worry, it's just a rash A. Put this on my tab
you’re too old.
The waiter......"sorry miss we are out of crab legs"
I didn't know you expected money, I thought this was a date?
After the outing is over, asking what does this make us
You could ask if she wants to become a Turkish millionaire...
"Don't worry about the condom, we can let the lawyers figure it out."
