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What can you say to ruin your date with a stripper?

jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Q. What can you say to ruin your date with a stripper?

A. "Sorry, I forgot my wallet."
A. "Don't worry about my herpes."
A. "My wife died of AIDS."
A. "Your skin would make a beautiful coat."
A. "Screaming won't help at all."

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4got2wipe
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6 years ago
If you’re a suit-wearing lion I think “do what I say or I’ll go wildebeest on you” would be pretty scary!
flagooner
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6 years ago
A. "Tongue fuck my anus."
pistola
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6 years ago
A. Dont worry, it's just a rash
A. Put this on my tab
Jascoi
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6 years ago
you’re too old.
Warrenboy75
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6 years ago
The waiter......"sorry miss we are out of crab legs"
whodey
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6 years ago
I didn't know you expected money, I thought this was a date?
Ch3ll
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6 years ago
After the outing is over, asking what does this make us
Cashman1234
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6 years ago
You could ask if she wants to become a Turkish millionaire...
rickdugan
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6 years ago
"Don't worry about the condom, we can let the lawyers figure it out."
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