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What can you say to ruin your date with a stripper?

jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Q. What can you say to ruin your date with a stripper?

A. "Sorry, I forgot my wallet."
A. "Don't worry about my herpes."
A. "My wife died of AIDS."
A. "Your skin would make a beautiful coat."
A. "Screaming won't help at all."

10 comments

  • 4got2wipe
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    6 years ago
    If you’re a suit-wearing lion I think “do what I say or I’ll go wildebeest on you” would be pretty scary!
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
    A. "Tongue fuck my anus."
  • pistola
    •
    6 years ago
    A. Dont worry, it's just a rash
    A. Put this on my tab
  • Clubber
    •
    6 years ago
  • Jascoi
    •
    6 years ago
    you’re too old.
  • Warrenboy75
    •
    6 years ago
    The waiter......"sorry miss we are out of crab legs"
  • whodey
    •
    6 years ago
    I didn't know you expected money, I thought this was a date?
  • Ch3ll
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    6 years ago
    After the outing is over, asking what does this make us
  • Cashman1234
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    6 years ago
    You could ask if she wants to become a Turkish millionaire...
  • rickdugan
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    6 years ago
    "Don't worry about the condom, we can let the lawyers figure it out."
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