Umi and Father think other day. #1 Daughter sweet Poosche no write no texting no respond to Father on here so wonder if Texas Foghorns college made Poosche brain crazy and no love Father and Umi. Father not worry Father still have goaties. So Father and Umi think how nice to open #2 dry clean and make sure #2 dry clean not next to stinky Filipino peoples restaurant. So Father need money for bank to open #2 shop and wonder what would peoples trade offer be for Nicole94 or how many rupees Father get?
Mr. San Jose I hear about you sexies nasties with goaties. You stay away from Father goaties please or restrain order I file.
Offers not accepted. Best offer Father get by mailbox here is one bushel of hay, 3 Twix bar, and coupon to Golden Corral delicacy restaurant. I take Nicole off market try later to get better offer.
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SJG
Like your wife did with you!
Offers not accepted. Best offer Father get by mailbox here is one bushel of hay, 3 Twix bar, and coupon to Golden Corral delicacy restaurant. I take Nicole off market try later to get better offer.
Brilliant!