Comments by l00ber (page 15)

This is relevant to my interests.

I say we actively protest this law in practice. When's the next Detroit tuscl meetup? Wongy, anyone, can someone organize?

2nd trip to Hong Kong, 22 hours of straight hedonism before falling asleep for the first time. That's after 12 hours or so awake and in transit just to fly in and cross the border. No drugs, just the regret of not discovering that place earlier in life. Good times.

Codependent?

I once bought a round of lap dances for all in the joint. The place was dead and i was feeling bad for the girls working. There were only 20+ girls as it was early evening and dances were cheaper then, like $20 a piece. But that was a long time ago.

To nemesisk7, I am mildly retarded--as evidenced by my participation on this board. Spanish is not my first (or even fifth) language. If i can get across the checkpoint, order a cab to HK, get drinks, get a room, and "go all the way" with sweet and nasty girls from tj, this should lend a ray of hope to the rest of you. Regardless of your personal shortcomings, language needs not be a barrier between anyone and their tj mongering experience. Not looking to start an online grudge, merely stating the facts from personal experience. Were it not for tuscl, i never would have known about tj's. Had i not made that first trip, i could have stayed the clean little choirboy. Now i'm addicted. Fuck you guys. If there is a tuscl meetup in tj, someone pm me so i don't miss out. Just need a reason to go back.

I'd like to say no. Experience has proved otherwise. If things are dead in a club, I'll throw money around just out of pity. I'm a guy, so even if a dancer doesn't turn me on I'd drop some cash so long as they do not repulse me in some way.

TJ's requires no Spanish as far as our hobby is concerned.

Why not do Cinco in TJ's?

Other than tj, never done an extended club crawl. Let's get a date ironed out and start the planning. Do i need to buy a vest?

Seen the shaving cream shows in Hong Kong as well as a few other clubs in tj. Also seen girls use toys on each other at Casa Diablo in Portland, as well as pull female patrons/plants up on stage and strip them bare. Most extreme was a random small venue in Florida where a girl went down on another--while i was the only guy anywhere near the stage.

If there is ever a tj's meetup, pm me. Wouldn't want to miss that.

Tuscl meet-ups. I've been missing out?

I just returned last week from a trip to Hong Kong and nearby establishments. The tj/san yisidro boarder crossing has lines for handicap access, Sentri (passport) card, and general line for all others. People with a passport book would file in behind the general line. The morning that I crossed over, the general line moved faster than the Sentri line. I took note of who was opposite me in the Sentri line when I first got in line, and i cleared the x-ray machine well ahead of them. This was a limited sample size to be sure. Just know that you will have no issues crossing back if your passport book is up to date. Sentri cards are generally more useful when crossing with a car, as those lines can be dramatically longer. Also, you ate unlikely to get a Sentri card in time at such a late juncture. Passport cards have a turnaround time of about 1 to 3 months.

D&G are open Wed to sun nights. I have seen them close on sun nights when there is a national holiday and all the girls took off for the beach.

Chicas locas in Dallas where cabaret royal used to be is still extras friendly. As are some of the more low end byob clubs. Nothing on the level of Detroit. But fun can be had.

Not sure if anyone really wants a play-by-play or stroke-by-stroke. There is much better porn out there. Also, all of the club's I visited had been reviewed before and not a whole lot changes. For novices visiting TJ, I would recommend that everyone walks the block and tried out each club every night of your stay. Different talent or DJs can completely change your experience at a club. Your odds of getting a girl to hang out on a day off or a more intimate session are greatly increased at other clubs. Start with HK when you first visit, but graduate up to the other bars and clubs.

I would say Ibiza is comparable to Jalos (Chicago's recently remodeled hotel). Both are furnished with Best Western level of rooms (similar to Cascadas but less gaudy art), and better lit than Cascadas. The hallways of both Ibiza and Jalos are better maintained and lit in contrast to Cascadas' bare concrete. I do not recall the price for the night as I was really drunk the one time I was there. If you are to take a girl from LM, I would actually recommend negotiating for the whole night (since you are paying such a premium and LM girls are usually not looking to go arrival more than once a week or so), I would recommend taking her to Premier or La Mansion. Might as well fully enjoy the fantasy.

There used to be so many clubs in Arlington 15+ years ago. And dirty too! Those were the days.

@Papi, I requested that La Malquerida get added to TUSCL about a year ago, this is why it has so few reviews. It is true that the weekend girls at LM run the chance at being less experienced and suffer from coño oro syndrome. But they are by far the hottest women TJ has to offer and I am sure there is a clientele seeking to pay a premium for the most attractive women with the lowest logged odometers. This review is here to let the JS's of TUSCL know where to go when in TJ. @Dblednmike, La Malquerida is the high end club in the chain owned by Adelitas (the mid grade) and Valentina Bar (low end club). Valentina and Adelitas share Hotel Coahuila while LM has Ibiza Hotel right next door for a more segregated-from-the-riff-raff feel. A similar hierarchy exists in the Hong Kong, Tropical Bar, and Las Chavelas chain. The owners of Chicago Bar also oversee Gloria Bar across the corner, and maybe something in the alley.

Yeah, this place was pretty bad. Previous reviews of this place suggested everything from tranny den to a front for underaged trafficking. They couldn't all have been right. It was worth it to see for one self and set the record straight. At least others can learn from our mistakes.

I have no clue why this place is listed on tuscl. I have never seen strippers or putas here. It has always just been middle aged locals hanging out while drinking caguyamas. I am pretty sure that anyone who posted a review about getting laid here was simply trying to get a month's membership.

Criket was an extras club, and all the dancers were both eager to hustle and yet willing to sit and chat. A far cry from the girls at PHC and FC who just stood on stage for their set then excited backstage afterwards.

Forgot to mention that I was quoted between $200 and 600 for happiness.

Enjoy your free VIP...