Zorro Get Zero Stars

If you like fat, ugly women, this is the place for you. As soon as my two friends and I stepped inside, three dancers grabbed us and held on like leeches. I think my girl was the ugliest. She had a plain face and must have outweighed me by 50 pounds. She tried to drag me into the back where we could have sex. That was not happening. She bared her breasts and I was even more revolted. You can talk me into a lot of things, but you couldn't talk me into going into a private room with this pig.

As soon as we sat down, the waitress brought a beer for me and a drink for the dancer. The total amount was $10. There was not cover charge, and so $10 was all I spent. At least I was not out a lot of money.

The club was very dark, probably to obscure the looks of the dancers. Music blared the whole time and was too loud.