beguiled

Strip club = young bitches
Gentleman's club = old bitches
Show club = female impersonators

Fuck her in the karma hole.

Hey, wait. Jenna is my CFs name! You sonofabitch.

Trade her ass in on a new model from the spring line up.

I ate something, didn't ask what it was, VIP was dark and I was drunk.

He needs to work on his spelling, probably wears his pants down around his ass. Send him a pick of your dick in…

It would be embarrassing to have your mom catch you in that thing. I tell you what.

Thanks for the suggestion. I just watched the entire season one of this show. It was worthwhile, similar to Tosh.0. There…

I'm in Seattle, perhaps if you post a pic of your boobs, I could match you up to the most suited club for your…

I'd be all over that, repeatedly.

Dick Hole

or wait, I shoulda said mmmamwich.

We're going to need a bigger boat http://s18.postimg.org/4l77jmc…

You beat me to it, lol.

http://vimple.co/2e9fb281e3234…

PNW bikini baristas FTW

4got2 wants to see your B-Hole ;)

John, it's cool. "Everything written on this site should be considered a work of fiction."

Your dick will fall off and you will lose all street cred on TUSCL. You have too much invested to start over.

I agree with TIGO, same time. Open a can of Chernobly before dawn.

I'm stuck on these http://imgur.com/r/tittydrop/x…

Figured that I'd be called a fag for noticing.

Her face is cut and pasted to the body, kinda creepy.

What? Am I the only one here that seeks extras like this?

Billy Mays is rolling in his grave.

Watching East Bound and Down season 1.