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Prince, Michael Jackson, and Bill Cosby walk into a showclub...

I haven't worked out the rest of that joke yet.

I eat stripper ass like I'm The Human Centipede!
Who the fuck is cflock?

firsties! SHOW US HER TITS!

is she the chick that is in prison?

Sorry I was late to the party http://s31.postimg.org/80bec5f…

Who the fuck is cflock?

I did that once, saved me a couple hundy.

That's a turn on, can't wait to see you in them.

LOL, fucking your own wife. Wrong forum. Show us her tits!

Listermint Emergency!

They're like trying to tame a feral cat. Good way to get scratched.

Good point, one would quickly graduate from the strip club, but never completely abandon them.

Oh gawd, that's hot. I'm sure we'll find you sexy. Webcam girls should join TUSCL just to lure us into their web.

I was thinking exactly #1, except, I would include our girlfriend.

Tell us more about why you need a new bra.... pant pant

Your idiot friend is right! You need to get to a doctor ASAP.

I'm going to start a gofundme account. PLs can get all the G2 from my dirty work.

Women, right? sheesh.

LOL, I know a strap-on goth-girl that wheels around a piece of airport luggage to and from work.

Know, you whir temporarily band.

Your JINX could be caused by your sticking your wiener in that dusty old MILF recently.

I agree with shailynn about she has some heavy chick stuff on her mind or awesome relationships just burn out. Be cool and…

Make a pot of tea or start a batch of brewer's yeast.

I dated an emergency room admitting receptionist. She came home with a funny story about a man "dancing naked in his kitchen and…