Comments by beguiled

The new C.H.I.P.S. movie has a scene about everyone's ass eating. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGYec_bNKBg

I eat stripper ass like I'm tha Human Centipede!

Hell yes! I'd go to town on that twat.

Raffle off a $1,000 Deja Vu gift certificate, or, randomly select a lifetime member for the certificate. That could encourage more paid lifetime subscribers.

Tranny alert!

Why are there antibiotics in that gumball machine?

You can only cum up to 5 milliliters. An ounce would be almost 30 milliliters. She would have to bukaki with at least six dudes to get an ounce of cum on her.

flagooner and lowpaw nailed it.

They might not let you on the plane if you're wearing yoga pants. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dr-gridlock/wp/2017/03/26/two-girls-barred-from-united-flight-for-wearing-leggings/?utm_term=.973b98db88bb

It's that time of year. I need to fuck something.

Let them line up and suck your dick for $100 each. Use that money to get what you want later.

Fuck 'em in the pursey!

Fuck 'em in their sleep!

I have always liked calling them the "Whore Store".

Show us your tits!

another vote for tittyfagdot

Show us your tits!

Obviously time for a blowjob contest.

I eat stripper ass like I'm tha Human Centipede!

I know many of these girls. If they have a sexy outgoing personality, in the right location, they can make $300-$400 a day. They drive bad ass cars and take exotic vacations. We even have a couple of locations that serve alcohol and food. Like a Hooter's, but with HOT ass tits and camel toes everywhere. Not lame fatties in nylons. Lots of them were, are, or will be strippers. Do porn or webcaming. We were discussing the price of used panties at the bar last night.

Now eating stripper ass like I'm tha Human Centipede doesn't sound so bad again, thanks.

Wait, now my eating stripper ass like I'm tha Human Centipede sounds kinda nasty. You should probably not use VIP.

I'd fuck her with my dick.