Suggestions For Additional Ways For Founder To Make Money
I'm sure all with all the bandwidth SJG uses, and the expenses of Founder's own in-house IT team (Rech) the expenses add up. I know we all assume Founder is making bank because of all the commissions to the cam site click links he generates mainly from (Ricky D and imamutt) but it's still not enough to cover everything. I was thinking what are some things we can do to help Founder make more money?
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TUSCL Official Cookbook. I think jackslash and Juice could fill up this one on their own.
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Counseling sessions offered by randommember.
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Warhawks can offer guided tours through Detroit.
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JS69 could offer "stripper legal advice."
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Shadowcat can offer a group session to all the PLs that can't get laid inside the club.
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I can offer a course on "creative ways to use your corporate credit card inside a strip club."
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Fishstix can offer on how to keep your yogurt cold even if your lunch isn't until 6th period.
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TUSCL stalking tactics. Have a stripper that was a ROB? Ss there a whale inside your favorite club that keeps taking up your favorite dancer's time and you can't take out a third mortgage to overspend him? We'll sick SJG on them and annoy the shit out of them so bad that the stripper will quit working for good and the whale will start going to bingo nights at the local VFW instead of strip clubs.
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Frugal Ways To Save. We'll get LDK82 to post all the coupons and free admissions to clubs throughout the USA so you can save some money going to your favorite club. As an added bonus, LDK82 will throw in the location of all the tranny street walkers within a 2 mile radius of your preferred club, that way you'll never go home with blue balls.
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last commentThanks, man. Enough mental illness here to keep me busy for a lifetime, helping out with therapy sessions. I specialize in older guys going through midlife crisis.
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@shailynn we could use a few tricks with corporate card lol, seems firms stopped to concur paper receipts for entertainment allowance.
You have representation from most professions. I guess we're just missing a few doctors and then tuscl could formally secede from the union.
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Links to backpage tranny escorts.
Especially for those located in the North Carolina area...
Mexican hat/table dance sites for those in the Southern California area...
A symposium on how to write in proper English. By professor Tiityfag.
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warhawks, I nominate Juice to conduct that symposium.
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He could have a baked marijuana goods sale I bet JS69 would be his first customer.
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Too funny.
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Wonderful - JS69 and some strippers out in front of a Home Depot entrance selling baked marijuana goods. The strippers turn around and say "how are we already sold out, we've only been open 15 minutes." Meanwhile JS69s hands are covered in chocolate and he's complaining his tummy hurts!!!
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Raffle off a $1,000 Deja Vu gift certificate, or, randomly select a lifetime member for the certificate. That could encourage more paid lifetime subscribers.
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Some of the strip club's here sponsor a floating bar and restaurant on the waterfront for Sunfest in May (notably Rachel's), and a boat for the Fort Lauderdale Christmas Boat Parade in December, I think @founder should look into that. ; )
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TUSCL investment advice. Over the years there has been some surprisingly good advice on the forum.
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@Tx wrote: " Da olny konsolin dumdum offerz up iz baysd on faek newz rite outov da libturd handbook 4 shortbus retardz."
Well, I do offer therapy sessions for psychotic right-wing nutcases who have a tenuous grasp of reality and who spin endless conspiracy theories. We have a few right here on TUSCL. I have to charge more, though, since they're more difficult. There's also the risk that the might pull a timothy McVeigh on my office building.
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^ Or start shouting "Black Lives Matter" and shoot a few innocent cops while pillaging a few city blocks.
Neither side is immune from the whack jobs.
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He can expand his ad revenue stream to include auto body shops. I almost just got in a fender bender, reading the posts while driving home.
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