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Comments by bkkruined (page 16)

  • discussion comment
    3 years ago
    TheeOSU
    FUCK IT!
    Why are we celebrating a Mexican victory in a battle vs France?
    Most people don't know that back in 1912 Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City. Mexicans were crazy about the stuff. The Mexican people were eagerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate at the loss. So much so that they declared a national day of mourning which they still observe today. It is known, of course, as ...sinko de Mayo.
  • discussion comment
    3 years ago
    Asstapper
    California
    Vegas strip clubs
    Chica Bonita's. The only place in Vegas I wasn't treated like a tourist with too much money steal, or ignored because I wasn't throwing 100's around.
  • discussion comment
    3 years ago
    Why Valet service?
    Gee, and I thought it was because dumbasses like me who park right on the other side of the wall outside the lapdance area and then don't take the keys out of my pocket before she pushes on the emergency button with her ass... (OK, that didn't really happen, but the I think she did hit the unlock button) (It was just one of those fobs, with no key, and no sharp edges, I didn't think having it in my pocket was going to be a problem.) (and I @$#% hate how Hertz keeps putting that stupid "1" tag on all there keys that can't be taken off so that it's only the fob in your pocket.)
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    3 years ago
    Sgrayeff
    In NJ. Goes to Pa for BJ.
    Uncovered … Unexpected
    Based on the shit I've read about the old days, 1970's, early 80's, before the HIV.... GO PEE. Most STDs are from shit sneaking up the hole. Urine can kill it before you get infected. Probably more effective than rubbing on your shit with wipes (make sure you get the pee hole good).
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    3 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Butt plugs.
    like a fish after a lure, it's a shiny object (everyone I've seen). I started getting dances from a girl with one and she started to respond and smile real nicely when I quit grabbing her tits and started wiggling that around. I wasn't quite sure about etiquette on how much I could play with it, and really wasn't that into her, just curious if that really was a butplug I saw in her while she was on stage... So, one dance was it.
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    3 years ago
    Shitting around women
    I avoid shitting in strip clubs because of the stuff I'm sure some's you dumb fuckers do in those stalls in the bathroom. The one time I remember it was unavoidable was in Bangkok. In a share restroom. All the stalls full. So I started banging on doors... The look on the girls face as she opened the door and saw me, well, as soon as I finished I moved along to a different club...
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    3 years ago
    azdd
    On the prowl in Tucson and Phoenix
    Ghosting - WTF???
    when you "eventually" reach out? I always send a short message right after leaving the club so that she knows that's my number. I'll usually get a response either quickly, or soon after the club closes that night. (no response, forget about her).
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    3 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Ot: Snow Flashers
    Hmm, learned to drive in Alaska... Don't think someone doing that would last long there. I find people with little experience driving in snow do all kinda silly things though.. Expecting to be able to see lines painted on the road, and treat them like more than suggestions... And thinking red light somehow magically stop cars coming from that direction, and there is no reason to look and see no one's coming when your light turns green....
  • discussion comment
    3 years ago
    Does anyone honestly think masks do any good?
    Does anyone honestly think saliva doesn't fly out of their mouth when they talk, or just breath? If you find they are really that uncomfortable, maybe try flossing and a rinse with Listerine.
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    3 years ago
    TheeOSU
    FUCK IT!
    CNN director admits to the spreading of fake news.
    So, good old James O'Keefe (convicted criminal) makes a gotcha video of some menial CNN technician trying to impress some tinder date trying to get laid and all you get excited about his claim that CNN has some kinda spin to it. In other news, FOX legal department shows up IN FUCKING COURT and trying to defend lying bullshit said on air by their biggest star as something that everyone knows isn't real so shouldn't be held accountable for... https://www.npr.org/2020/09/29/917747123/you-literally-cant-believe-the-facts-tucker-carlson-tells-you-so-say-fox-s-lawye
  • discussion comment
    3 years ago
    Do you smell after SC visits?
    One time with several hours to kill before a flight I stopped by some club in LA and got a few dances. At the airport, going through security, 3-4 times through the metal detector with nothing in my pockets, no belt, no shoes, still setting that shit off. Probably more due to glitter, but there I was, in my seat on the plane, smelling like cigarettes, cheap perfume and pussy with glitter all over me.
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    3 years ago
    rattdog
    New York
    ODD LAPDANCE ROOMS
    I think it was Pleasant Moments in Bridgeport, CT, down a narrow hallway with 3-4 rooms about the size of a phone booth, inside was a stool, a roll or paper towels and a coat hanger. Let your imagination go on what kinda "lap dance" can happen in a space like that. In Baltimore, on "the block", there are several places with pretty odd "rooms", more like closets, sometimes with the cleaning supplies in the corner. Once I was taken to the changing room at one of these places and had another dancer walk in while standing in the middle of the room with my pants around my ankles, lady giving me the "lap dance" kept her mouth full and didn't say anything.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    I am done with this COVID nonsense
    https://nypost.com/2020/07/18/covid-19-may-cause-male-infertility-be-sexually-transmitted-study/
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    I am done with this COVID nonsense
    606,000 thousand dead. Mostly since the end of February, less than 5 months. Faking numbers for medicare? 450,000 weren't in the US. Hmm. The mortality rate does seem to be going down, maybe, hopefully they're learning how to treat it. Apparently some pretty fucking simple things like not having a patient on their back in a hospital bed have been found to make a surprising difference. But their also learning about other impacts of having it, like infertility? Anyways, you may decide you're done with it, it's not done with you. Like a crazy ex that's stalking you... It's not just going away cause you don't want it anymore.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    The word “No” in Strip Clubs
    Yes Rick. I know many aren't as polite as me, but I see no reason to just be an asshole. I'm still not spending time or money on women I am not interested in. I just don't see the need to personally be rude about it.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Are there really cameras back there?
    Generally, I think the girl just uses that as an excuse, but not always. I've have bouncers barge in and throw a fit about where my hands were too based on what they saw on the camera. Also in Columbus Ohio!!! (and only in Columbus Ohio!!!). When she faced away from me and I reached around and grabbed her tits, bouncer appeared, if she faced me and I fingered her, no bouncer... Hmm... And there was the "bed" rooms in hollywood (?) East St Louis, Illinios, where I could see the camera mounted in the corner, but with my hands out to the sides she pulled it out of my pants and stayed on top of me where the camera could see nothing. But then there was the time in Baltimore... After 20 minutes that started with her on her knees in front of me standing with no pants on (when another girl walked in the door apologized and politely excused herself), then her sitting on the makeup counter while I put a condom on (that I found wrapped sitting on that counter) and start fucking her, to her on all fours on a couch in the corner getting it from behind... She pulls out her phone to take give me her number and make sure she gets a text from me when she THEN realizes there's a camera in the ceiling and throws a towel over it so she doesn't get in trouble using her phone!!! They aren't magic. If you can't see the camera, where the fuck do you think they are that they can see you? Camera's need light too, BTW, if it's dark, they don't see shit. Infrared / see in the dark cameras almost always have a small red light on them (that's the IR light). And, the less light, to get an image, they need a bigger lens, so that tiny pinhole cameras ain't gonna work at all in any kinda slight darkness. Any skilled dancer knows where the cameras are and how to block them from seeing at least a little extra something... I do see them in a lot of clubs. I don't see anyone responding to what can obviously be seen in them (except in Columbus Ohio). If girls really want to do something with you, they know how to hide it.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    BabyDoc
    Wayfaring Stranger
    Have You Ever Been in a Raid?
    Have been in Nana plaza in Bangkok as the police did some routine inspections. Watched all the girls on stage frantically try and find the pieces of their bikinis they weren't wearing at the time. Several minutes later (because, ya, they were in uniform, and ya, people were watching for them) saw two or three policemen walk in and look around. They left within minutes. After 10-15 minutes bikinis started missing again. I've also been in some of there bars on holidays when the sale of alcohol is banned. No beer, and everything sold is mixed with soda in a plastic cup. Once they suddenly rushed around and collected all the cups, but apparently was a false alarm, and being Thailand, they hadn't actually dumped any of the drinks yet and were trying to sort out who to give what back to who.... Have heard some stories about clubs there actually being raided and everyone in the place (including customers) having to give urine samples (still not sure how the managed that, or tested anything with them), and asked for ID. Without a passport with a visa stamped in it (that's not expired) they can take you to jail (and that happens occasionally).
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    The word “No” in Strip Clubs
    What's logical for most of us, that a stripper we're not interested in constantly asking us for money makes us less likely to return to the club, is not something that individual stripper gives a flying fuck about. Just imagine each one of them is in it only for HERSELF, and could give a fuck less about the club she works at. Either you're paying her, be it tips, dances, drinks, whatever... Or you're useless and she doesn't care that you leave and never come back. I'm not sure many guys have taken the time to think that through.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    joker44
    In the wind
    False Alarm: Gettysburg 'flag-burning hoax' sees armed far-right groups assemble
    Refusing to just admit they are a bunch of dumb asses being played by Russian trolls.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    joker44
    In the wind
    Signs That Trump Was Furious in Tulsa
    "Trump rally gives Fox News largest Saturday night audience in its history" Yes, but how many viewers tuned in only out of a morbid sense of curiosity? I watching that shit for a whole 30 minutes wondering why the whole upper row of seats was empty. Tuned in because I was really just curious how many people in the crowd would have masks on.
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    4 years ago
    WavvyCain
    Degenerate gambler and virgin
    What do you do when a stripper says “ I don’t do this with anyone else”
    Check for the doctor phone is still on speed dial cause I'm gonna need another zpack soon.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Warrior15
    Anywhere there are Titties.
    Forget Social Distancing. Let's go another direction.
    For starters the lockdown worked. Certainly not 100% stopping the virus, cause we weren't 100% locked down. But it did slow down the virus. And now, hospitalization rates are going up in many states. And people are continuing to die. Maybe you should petition Trump to setup injection sites, where you can just go get your virus and be locked up into mandatory forced quarantine until you test negative again (or die). Cause I'm getting tired of all these ignorant fucktards that are obviously not avoiding any risks themselves and probably infected refusing to wear a mask or stay far enough away to ensure I don't get sprayed with there spit.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    joker44
    In the wind
    Signs That Trump Was Furious in Tulsa
    The fire marshal should have known EXACTLY how many people were in the same building at an event in his town with the President of the United States. Yes, many people signed up for tickets with no intention of going. I saw posts on facebook suggesting I do the same to troll him (I didn't, don't want his campaign having any information to spam me). But this meant nothing to actual attendance, first come, first in, regardless. (If I could've reserved a seat to sit empty, I would have, but that's not how it worked). I did read about people who didn't get it because people checking temperatures at the door went home early. And, apparently stopped letting people in without taking their temp? I guess? But, I'm sure the event was well started at that point, no line around the block of people still waiting...
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    4 years ago
    founder
    slip a dollar in her g-string for me
    Juneteenth
    Wasn't something we celebrated growing up in Alaska....
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    4 years ago
    doctorevil
    Evil Lair
    THe Two Biggest Problems With Police In the US
    It's not just the union, it's the whole gang mentality. us against them, stick together, brotherhood, etc... Not testifying against another cop. Sticking up for liars and thieves among them. Some of the worst behavior I've ever seen, really, was a NYPD officer in a little neighborhood bar smoking and handing out free beers yelling at everyone. Sure, seems harmless, but apparently, the bartender told me, he does this every time he shows up and there's not a goddamned thing anyone there can do cause he's the untouchable (she can't charge for any of the beers, no one asked for them). And he was barely past rooky, no seniority whatsoever. They demand loyalty no differently than any gang. The union is just an outreach of that.