I don't have to worry about a gf or wife but I wonder if my roomates can tell. I visit non smoke clubs but I sometimes smell like a weird mix of perfume after a couple dances.
Yes almost always. Maybe a club is non smoking, but I walk by guys outside smoking when I come and leave - then at the end of the night I still feel like I smell like smoke.
Stripper perfume/lotion - sometimes it a good scent sometimes it’s unforgettable.
I only club when I travel so scent and a significant other is not an issue, but days later in my travel bag my clothes still may stink of perfume and/or smoke so I have to separate them from my other clothes. I go to casinos (during normal times) a lot too so nothing is suspicious from smoky clothes. As for the perfume I just take all my worn clothes and shoot them with Axe body spray to cover the smell. Wife knows I do this to “kill the cigarette smell.”
Stripper dust (glitter) is another issue but I luckily don’t run into that too often anymore.
Pretty much if you were touching a woman, some scent on her is almost certainly on you. At least for any sort of woman you actually want to touch. Strippers even more so. Will the roommates notice is an entirely different question. Are they straight laced keen observer types? They'll probably pick up on it but not be able to identify it as eau de stripper. Or is there some pothead crashed on the couch with a bong in one hand, remote in the other, and taco bell on the coffee table & another dude in the corner snorting the last of his 8ball and guzzling mountain dew while he plays GTA or something? They'd probably be able to place the small but might not notice it unless you were real close to them. If they're somewhere in the middle then there's a good chance they'll notice and know what it is.
Yes, you are going to smell, at least you should if you've done it right.
But if you are single and can't come back from the club and brag to your roommates about your club triumphs, you need new roommates.
In the south (GA, FL, etc) smoking is still allowed in strip-clubs (sucks) so yeah one will come out many of them smelling like an ashtray and some clubs are def worse than others – I don’t have an S.O. so I’m usually not that aware of how I smell post a SC visit – downhere in Miami smoking is allowed in the clubs but I tend to avoid the busy-nights and usually club on dayshift so it’s not so bad; and I also often hit black-clubs where smoking is not as common (lest the ones that allow smoking weed which I can’t fucking stand); and the Latinas in the non-black-clubs downhere tend to not be nearly as heavy-smokers as the whitegirls in other parts of the country.
The small black clubs I hit downhere in Miami the dances are often full-nude and full-contact (some girls don’t like going full-nude) – and w/ dances being $5 to $10 per dance not uncommon for me to have a particular dancer I’m into grinding on me full-nude for 15 to 30 minutes straight and not uncommon for them to leave a coochy-scent on the front of my shorts – a couple of years ago I was at a black-dive and had a stacked ebony-milf grinding on me for like 45-minutes straight – this was a nightshift visit so when I got home I was tired and left my shorts on a chair instead of the hamper – the next day I kept smelling this odd smell in the house I couldn’t figure out what it was – I then noticed the shorts I’d left on the chair the night b/f and went to put them in the hamper and that is when I realized the strong smell I’d been smelling in the house was coming from the front of the shorts I had worn the night b/f – I guess this ebony-milf had gotten very wet during our long dance-a-thon since she was basically putting me inside her over my stretchy shorts and she "left her mark".
Shailynn, I have the same issue when visiting strip clubs while out of town, especially if I am going Bogarts or Henry VIII in Detroit. I keep a separate bag to store the clothes I wear when I have visited the clubs. One time it was so bad, it stunk up the room.
Very annoying but manageable. I always carry a change in the car of very casual clothes. Comes in handy for other situations also. I don’t like entering a club as the best dressed in the place. That attracts sharks when I’m looking for the opposite.
100% you smell if you've been doing lapdances. If you can't smell it, you've just gone noseblind to it. That said, I don't understand why a single guy would care that his roommates know he smells like floozy. So what?
One time with several hours to kill before a flight I stopped by some club in LA and got a few dances.
At the airport, going through security, 3-4 times through the metal detector with nothing in my pockets, no belt, no shoes, still setting that shit off.
Probably more due to glitter, but there I was, in my seat on the plane, smelling like cigarettes, cheap perfume and pussy with glitter all over me.
Only when I visit Florida. Smell like an ashtray every time after hitting a club there, and it's all the more noticeable to me coming from Massachusetts where it's basically no smoking just about everywhere. I'm willing to put up with it for a couple/few hours to have a good time, though it would be an even better time without the smoking.
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Stripper perfume/lotion - sometimes it a good scent sometimes it’s unforgettable.
I only club when I travel so scent and a significant other is not an issue, but days later in my travel bag my clothes still may stink of perfume and/or smoke so I have to separate them from my other clothes. I go to casinos (during normal times) a lot too so nothing is suspicious from smoky clothes. As for the perfume I just take all my worn clothes and shoot them with Axe body spray to cover the smell. Wife knows I do this to “kill the cigarette smell.”
Stripper dust (glitter) is another issue but I luckily don’t run into that too often anymore.
Pretty much if you were touching a woman, some scent on her is almost certainly on you. At least for any sort of woman you actually want to touch. Strippers even more so. Will the roommates notice is an entirely different question. Are they straight laced keen observer types? They'll probably pick up on it but not be able to identify it as eau de stripper. Or is there some pothead crashed on the couch with a bong in one hand, remote in the other, and taco bell on the coffee table & another dude in the corner snorting the last of his 8ball and guzzling mountain dew while he plays GTA or something? They'd probably be able to place the small but might not notice it unless you were real close to them. If they're somewhere in the middle then there's a good chance they'll notice and know what it is.
But if you are single and can't come back from the club and brag to your roommates about your club triumphs, you need new roommates.
The small black clubs I hit downhere in Miami the dances are often full-nude and full-contact (some girls don’t like going full-nude) – and w/ dances being $5 to $10 per dance not uncommon for me to have a particular dancer I’m into grinding on me full-nude for 15 to 30 minutes straight and not uncommon for them to leave a coochy-scent on the front of my shorts – a couple of years ago I was at a black-dive and had a stacked ebony-milf grinding on me for like 45-minutes straight – this was a nightshift visit so when I got home I was tired and left my shorts on a chair instead of the hamper – the next day I kept smelling this odd smell in the house I couldn’t figure out what it was – I then noticed the shorts I’d left on the chair the night b/f and went to put them in the hamper and that is when I realized the strong smell I’d been smelling in the house was coming from the front of the shorts I had worn the night b/f – I guess this ebony-milf had gotten very wet during our long dance-a-thon since she was basically putting me inside her over my stretchy shorts and she "left her mark".
At the airport, going through security, 3-4 times through the metal detector with nothing in my pockets, no belt, no shoes, still setting that shit off.
Probably more due to glitter, but there I was, in my seat on the plane, smelling like cigarettes, cheap perfume and pussy with glitter all over me.