Reviews by doctorevil

After hanging out with Nicespice for a while at Perfect 10, I decided to check out Sugars while there was still time before the closing hour (2:00 a.m. in San Antonio). Sugars is only…

While hanging at the bar I saw a new white spinner circling the club that I hadn’t seen before. I intercepted her and asked her if she was busy. Things started out OK.…

Perfect 10 located in a middle class shopping center next to I-410 very close to the airport. I arrived at about 10:00 p.m. on a Tuesday evening. I had originally planned on getting there a…

I pulled into the tiny parking lot at about 8:30. The parking attendant told me I could pay the $6 parking charge on the way out, and was careful to make sure I understood…

This is a true dive bar. I arrived around 10:00ish. There were a few cars out front, but the large lot to the left of the building was almost empty—maybe one or two…

I visited Flight Club twice during my quick Detroit visit, once during the night and then the following day. The nighttime visit was a bust, but the daytime visit was a bang. I’ll…

Players was the first stop on my whirlwind tour of Detroit strip clubs. It’s a long haul from the airport so it took me almost 40 minutes to get there. I arrived a…

With a few hours before my flight, my plan was to swing by Flight Club and/or Criket to check out the day shifts, but since Henry the VIII was in the area too, I decided…

After make a few afternoon rounds of clubs, I went to the hotel, freshened up and headed over to Criket, arriving about 10:30. There is a large parking lot behind the building, which…

I arrived at Coliseum at about 5:30. The valet parking extortion racket was in effect ($8), but no cover. A beer was $4. The bartender told me it goes up to $7…

Cocktails is located in a small, kind of shabby looking strip mall on the outskirts of town. There is plenty of free parking out front. There were only a few cars in the…

After seeing some recent favorable reviews of Dean’s Gold, I decided I would check it out the next time I was in South Florida. I finished up business early on this trip and decided to…

I got into Fort Lauderdale late, went to my hotel, freshened up, and headed to Booby Trap, arriving about 11:30 p.m. I think the first time I visited the Booby Trap was about three…

Jimmy’s Lounge is in cheap looking metal building on Highway 72 next to a new Burger King and a Walmart Supercenter not too far from the airport. I was told that it used to…

This club is on the outskirts of Savannah, a good 20 minutes from the historic city center, in a commercial area close to Hunter Army Airfield. If you’re staying downtown, don’t bother.…

Emperor’s Club is just a five minute Uber ride outside of the historic Savannah downtown area. However, the area quickly changes to heavy industrial just to the west of town where the club is…

I walked in about 4:00 on a Tuesday. As always, free parking out front. There was no cover charge—not even anyone sitting at the counter by the door. I believe they start…

It’s been almost two years since my last visit to Flashers. I had a mildly entertaining time then, but saw Goldmonger’s relatively upbeat recent review and decided to try it out again. I’m…

Have seen a number of reviews reporting on a negative trend, which I have observed as well. I had a very nice visit this Saturday afternoon, so I think a positive review is in order.…

The last time I was in Huntsville a couple of months ago, Visions was closed. I can’t remember if why. This trip, it had a new sign on the side of the building…

After depressing visits to Visions and The Cherry, I returned to The Pony, where I had a good time during my last visit to Huntsville. I arrived close to 11:00 p.m. to find a…

I visited The Cherry on my last trip to Huntsville and was thoroughly underwhelmed. I had no intention of going back, but I was at Visions, which was closed during my last trip, and…

The final stop of my Thursday evening tour of Cocoa Beach strip clubs was Lido Cabaret at about 11:00 p.m. I paid the $5 cover and went in to to find a hopping club.…

I stopped by at 5:00 p.m. on a Thursday. There was no one manning the door, so no cover. I went to the waitress station at the end of the bar, bought a…

After a nice but uneventful visit Inner Room, my next stop after freshening up at my hotel was Cheaters at about 9:00 p.m. After paying the $5 cover, I headed to the back…