Don't Bother

This club is on the outskirts of Savannah, a good 20 minutes from the historic city center, in a commercial area close to Hunter Army Airfield. If you’re staying downtown, don’t bother. It’s not worth the drive.

The area doesn’t look too bad—it’s in a mid-range commercial area. There was a $5 cover charge for my early evening visit. The club looks a bit dingy on the outside, but it actually looks pretty nice on the inside. It’s small, but seems well maintained. There is a bar immediately to the right as you go in, a small runway stage to the left, seating in between, and a lap dance area past the bar on the right. There is a sign behind the bar with a dance price list, staring with lap dances at $30. There were also time blocks available, starting at 15 minutes, but I can’t remember the prices. I think it started at $150 for 15 minutes, but I’m not sure. A beer was around $5. So far so good.

The problem with this place is the girls. I saw a total of five during my short visit. There were two average looking AAs; a fat white girl; a very fat white girl, and a slender, 30-something white girl, who looked like she was probably at one time a pretty nice looking spinner, but had experienced some wear and tear. A lot of wear and tear. I wouldn’t rate the best of them over a 5. None of the girls ever danced on stage during my visit, although the two AAs went on the stage so one could teach the other some pole tricks. There was only one other youngish guy in the bar when I got there.