Reviews by doctorevil

The Treasure Club was Chez Joey last time I was in Myrtle beach about a year and half ago. According to my Google research, Chez Joey was shut down when the manager and a…

Does anyone know if this place is still open? I stopped by at about 5:00 p.m. on the Sunday of the 4th of July weekend. I followed my GPS to the street address, which…

Pin Ups is a somewhat low-end club in north Fort Worth. Although low end, I wouldn’t call it a dive. It’s on the lower end of mid-tier. It seems to clean and generally…

Arrived about 10:30 p.m. on a Thursday evening. The parking lot was pretty busy, but I don’t know if they charge for parking as I Ubered over. The door guy used a hand…

This is the fourth Scores branded club I have been to, and it’s not even close in quality to the other three (Columbus, Tampa, Jacksonville), but it might have some potential. It’s right next…

Stopped by at about 7:30 on a Tuesday evening. The parking lot was mostly empty, but there was a sign in front that said “Stop here for valet, no self-parking.” Strike one.…

Physically, Ocean is a great club, but it needs to up its game considerably in the girl department. I Ubered over at about 11:00 p.m. on a Tuesday from my hotel a couple of…

I was not impressed with the Dollhouse the last time I visited Columbus several months ago and had no intention of going back. However, this trip I was staying at a hotel less than…

Checked out Scores at about 9:00 on a Wednesday evening. Cover charge was $10. The girl taking the cover whispered something into her cop style Motorola microphone and, as soon as I went…

Kahoots is in a commercial area tucked away off the main road, so if your car being seen parked at a strip club is a concern for you, not much to worry about here.…

Vixens is in a light industrial/warehouse area not far from the Fort Lauderdale Airport. At about 4:00 p.m. on a Thursday there was a door girl, but no cover was being charged. This…

Secrets is outside of the main part of town next to a large Publix supermarket. The building doesn’t look like much from the outside, but it looks pretty nice on the inside. It’s…

I hadn’t been to 2001 in years. I really don’t care much for nude-no alcohol clubs, so I wasn’t really planning on going back, but 2001 is, like Mons Venus, a strip club icon…

Scores is in a small strip mall on Dale Mabry Highway directly across the street from 2001 and about a block away from Mons Venus. I stopped by at about 10:00 p.m. on Monday.…

Red Leopard is in a small strip mall on US A1A just south of Patrick AFB. The area is not bad and there is plenty of free parking in the strip mall lot.…

After a lackluster visit at Rachels, I decided to check out another Orlando club, so I stopped by the Doll House before heading back to the hotel. The Doll House is on Orange Blossom…

I arrived at about 9:00 p.m. on a Monday evening and saw a mostly empty parking lot. I wasn’t charged anything to self park. Cover charge was $10. After paying the cover,…

This review will cover two visits to Cheaters a couple of days apart. The first visit was at about 8:30 on a Sunday evening. I paid the $5 cover charge and headed to…

This club shares a building with the Coronet Club male strip club. The parking lot was mostly empty at 9:30 p.m. on a Tuesday but I was still charged $5 by the parking lot security…

I visited this place about two years ago when it was still called Club Topic. It didn’t impress me then, and it doesn’t impress me now. The good: it’s right on International…

Fuzzy Holes is the strangest strip club I have been in, but it’s not the worst. First, the name—what the hell? Strongly suggestive of natural, hairy pussy, but this is a topless club,…

This was my second foray into the world of black strip clubs. Club Blaze is on a low end, light industrial/commercial stretch of Moreland Avenue south of Atlanta. The area is not pretty,…

The Gold Club is in downtown Philadelphia near upscale shopping, hotels, and restaurants. However, the club entrance is off the main street, down a narrow alley and past a row of garbage dumpsters.…

Stopped by at a little after 9:00 p.m. on a Saturday evening. The club is located in a small, low-end, suburban strip mall just off the highway. Although the strip mall is low…

There was ample free parking outside when I arrived around 11:00 p.m. on a Thursday evening. Cover charge was $10. Inside, Desire is small, but it has a nice, upscale look. There are two small…