Reviews by doctorevil

I arrived at Cover Girls at about 9:30 p.m. There was plenty of open parking and no charge to park. The club looks pretty big and upscale from the outside, but the Greco-roman…

This club bills itself at a “restaurant and cabaret.” I had just arrived in Houston, was hungry, and this place is near the airport, so why not? I arrived about 6:30 p.m.…

I am writing this as supplement to my 12/23 review, which may have been overly critical. This time I visited in early evening, about 6:30. The super friendly manager was not there.…

I am writing this as supplement to my 12/23 review, which may have been overly critical. This time I visited in early evening, about 6:30. The super friendly manager was not there.…

I’m writing this short review as a supplement to my 12/23 review, which may have been overly gushing in its praise. It’s still a nice club, but during my second visit a week…

Icon is in Hudson, about 15 miles north of the cluster of strip clubs centered around New Port Richey. I stopped by at about 3:00 p.m. on a Friday afternoon. There was no…

This is a small, run down looking club fronting on US-19. The sign out front said “Tits the season.” That’s the holiday spirit. Unfortunately, any cheeriness I was feeling evaporated upon entry. I…

There was no cover and no doorman when I arrived about 4:00. The large square stage is immediately to the left as you enter. There was a short, fat, late middle-aged dancer with…

Bottom line up front: Knockers is ghetto dive, but I wouldn’t hesitate to visit it again. It’s located on Highway 19 cattycorner to a MacDonald’s directly across the street from the Fairfield Inn where I…

I decided to check out the Flamingo on the way out of town, arriving about 1:00 p.m., about an hour after the posted opening time of 12:00. No cover, not even a door man.…

I stopped by Desire at about 9:00 p.m. It’s a smallish club at the corner of Highway 54 and Grand Boulevard. The parking lot is a little tight, but no charge to park.…

Bare Assets is clearly the king of the Port Richey area strip club hill. It’s in a nice building fronting on Highway 19. A stretch limo was parked out front when my Uber…

I was on I-4 headed toward Tampa and saw the sign for Showgirls. I had no idea there was a club in this area since it’s basically in the middle of nowhere, but I…

Allure is pretty much a dive bar. It’s kind of rough looking, and so are the customers, but it’s not in a bad area so I didn’t have any safety concerns. There was no…

I finished up some business in Decatur early, so I stopped by Pin Ups at about 3:00 in the afternoon. It’s in a commercial area on East Ponce De Leon Avenue, the main road…

I arrived at 4:35, about 5 minutes late for the scheduled meet up with Juice and Viking. There was a pretty lady sitting at a counter inside the door. She asked me if…

After a marathon session at Treasure Club, Juice and I took a break and Ubered over to South Side Johnnie’s. Having read some reviews, I was expecting the worst but was pleasantly surprised (kind…

The Red Carpet is in the downtown area of Brunswick, a sleepy port town in south Georgia. It seems out of place, nestled among boutique eateries and shops in the historic district, but it…

I drive past Tattletale almost everyday going to and from work. Every once in a while I stop by in the afternoon after work for a drink and to check out the day shift.…

I pulled into the parking lot at about 12:55. Construction workers were building framing for an extension on the right side of the building. It looks like it will increase floor space by…

I finished up my business in Central Florida with a trip to Daytona Beach. I made the rounds of the clubs near Seabreeze Boulevard close to my hotel, then took an Uber over to…

After spending a couple of hours at Thee Dollhouse, I walked across the street to check this place out before heading back to the hotel. Wow—what a difference. The Dollhouse is upscale, mostly white spinner…

I arrived at about 10:30 on a Friday evening. The parking lot looked about 50% full. There was an attendant in the lot, but I Ubered over so I don’t know what the parking charge…

I stopped by BT’s about 4:00 on a Thursday afternoon. There was a sign out front that said valet parking only, I think for $7-$8. I did a drive by first, found some…

Another trip to Detroit, and another visit to the Flight Club. I’m not a Detroit regular by any means, but based on my limited experience, this is clearly the best club in the Detroit…