Undisputed Champ In Cocoa Beach

The final stop of my Thursday evening tour of Cocoa Beach strip clubs was Lido Cabaret at about 11:00 p.m. I paid the $5 cover and went in to to find a hopping club. Although it was not standing room only, the club was very full, with many more customers and dancers that either Inner Room or Cheaters. The crowd looked a little bit more upscale (just slightly) than either Inner Room or Cheaters, and the girls were substantially better looking than both. There were probably close to three dozen, if not more, and they were all good looking, all 7s, maybe 8s, and up. They were also 90% white, with a few AAs and a couple of Asians.

Per my usual MO, I found a seat at the bar, ordered a beer (around $5) and took in the scenery. It was quite a sight. The club decor is nice. There were three good looking girls at a time dancing three song sets, rotating through the main stage (two at a time on the main stage) to the smaller, one girl satellite stage, and there were dozens more good looking girls working the floor. There was lots of stage tipping going on and the small lap dance area (clearly visible from the main club) stayed mostly full. Lido is clearly at the top of the strip club heap in Cocoa Beach.

I was approached by a couple of girls as I sat at the bar, and although they were good looking, things really didn’t click for me, so I passed on dances with them. Eventually, a slender, exotic looking girl joined me at the bar whose personality (and body) I found delightful. We chatted and drank for a bit, went back for some dances ($20 each), and then back to the bar for some more chatting and drinks. Eventually, the chatting turned to the topic of OTC. She seemed hesitant at first, but she didn’t say no, so I ordered another round of drinks. We then struck a deal and finished up the evening at my hotel. This was a very satisfying visit to Cocoa Beach.